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             Hobson's choice a poem in answer to The choice / written by a Person of quality.
             Person of quality.
             Brown, Thomas, 1663-1704.
          
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             Printed and sold by John Nutt ...,
             London :
             M DCC [1700]
          
           
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             "The choice" was written by John Pomfret.
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           Hobson's
           Choice
           .
        
         
           A
           POEM
           ,
           IN
           ANSWER
           TO
           THE
           CHOICE
           ,
           Written
           by
           a
           Person
           of
           Quality
           .
        
         
         
           LONDON
           :
           Printed
           ,
           and
           Sold
           by
           
             Iohn
             Nutt
          
           ,
           ne●●
           Stationers-Hall
           .
           M.
           DCC
           .
        
      
    
     
       
         
         
         
           Hobson's
           Choice
           .
           A
           POEM
           .
        
         
           
             SInce
             Heaven
             denies
             us
             liberty
             of
             Choice
             ,
          
           
             Why
             should
             a
             Man
             (
             for
             God-sake
             )
             make
             a
             noise
             ?
          
           
             I
             'll
             never
             whine
             into
             a
             Golden
             Wish
             ,
          
           
             Nor
             labour
             after
             Flying
             Happiness
             :
          
           
             Nor
             take
             the
             pains
             to
             Curse
             my
             backward
             Fate
             ,
          
           
             Or
             to
             the
             Goddess
             Fortune
             doff
             my
             Hat
             :
          
           
             But
             if
             my
             Fate
             do's
             lend
             me
             Breath
             so
             long
             ,
          
           
             To
             make
             an
             end
             of
             this
             
               Authentick
               Song
            
             ,
          
           
             You
             'll
             hear
             it
             ;
             or
             if
             not
             ,
             I
             'll
             hold
             my
             Tongue
             .
          
           
             For
             't
             is
             a
             Jest
             to
             Rail
             at
             adverse
             Fate
             ,
          
           
             A
             
               Wise
               Man's
            
             Merry
             ,
             do's
             Congratulate
             ,
          
           
             And
             will
             Enjoy
             himself
             in
             
               Every
               State.
            
          
           
             If
             He
             be
             doom'd
             to
             Knighthood
             ,
             or
             a
             Gown
             ,
          
           
             It
             does
             affect
             his
             Heel's
             ,
             but
             not
             his
             Crown
             :
          
           
             For
             why
             should
             he
             have
             Windmills
             in
             his
             Head
             ,
          
           
             Because
             the
             Bishop
             ,
             or
             the
             King
             ,
             has
             said
             ,
          
           
           
             
               Rise
               up
               Sir
               Richard
            
             ,
             or
             Hey-jingo
             Priest
          
           
             Appear
             ,
             and
             shew
             the
             World
             a
             New-made
             Vest
             ?
          
           
             Prelates
             and
             Princes
             too
             are
             oft
             mistaken
             ;
          
           
             'T
             is
             not
             what
             They
             ,
             but
             what
             
               One's
               self
            
             does
             make
             One.
          
           
             Then
             should
             a
             
               Wise
               Man
            
             mind
             the
             random
             Talk
             ,
          
           
             Of
             those
             Iocose
             and
             Elevated
             Folk
             ,
          
           
             And
             so
             be
             bubbled
             of
             his
             Native
             Will
             ,
          
           
             By
             which
             he
             is
             just
             what
             he
             
               would
               be
            
             still
             ?
          
           
             Fantastique
             Fortune
             may
             do
             what
             she
             can
             ,
          
           
             She
             'll
             leave
             me
             as
             she
             finds
             me
             ,
             still
             a
             Man
             ;
          
           
             Or
             if
             she
             please
             to
             let
             me
             but
             alone
             ,
          
           
             I
             shall
             be
             Hobson
             then
             ,
             and
             that
             's
             
               all
               one
            
             :
          
           
             And
             tho'
             she
             most
             Delights
             to
             make
             us
             Apes
             ,
          
           
             And
             gives
             us
             every
             Day
             New
             several
             Shapes
             ;
          
           
             Nicknames
             us
             Lords
             ,
             and
             Citts
             ,
             and
             Mountebanks
             ,
          
           
             And
             makes
             us
             play
             abroad
             her
             sensless
             Pranks
             ,
          
           
             A
             Wise
             Man
             knows
             himself
             still
             under
             all
             ,
          
           
             And
             ne'er
             forgets
             his
             true
             Original
             :
          
           
             The
             Man
             Appears
             beneath
             the
             
             Ass's
             Skin
             ;
          
           
             And
             Fortune
             wears
             without
             ,
             himself
             within
             .
          
           
             But
             what
             if
             froward
             Fortune
             looks
             awry
             ?
          
           
             Why
             ,
             if
             she
             be
             Cross-grain'd
             ,
             e'en
             so
             she
             may
             .
          
           
             What
             Man
             of
             S
             〈…〉
             would
             care
             a
             Straw
             for
             that
             ?
          
           
             〈…〉
             ur
             than
             her
             Hate
             ?
          
           
           
             If
             
               I
               deserve
            
             her
             Friendship
             ,
             she
             's
             to
             blame
             ,
          
           
             And
             the
             Reproach
             Asperses
             most
             the
             Dame.
          
           
             For
             who
             that
             sees
             a
             
             Muse's
             Son
             in
             Rags
             ,
          
           
             That
             up
             and
             down
             in
             Rime
             for
             Vittle
             begs
             ,
          
           
             Do's
             not
             with
             utmost
             Indignation
             say
             ,
          
           
             Fortune
             's
             a
             Iade
             ,
             but
             
             He
             's
             an
             honest
             Boy
             ?
          
           
             This
             Dons
             ,
             and
             Men
             of
             Quality
             ,
             will
             own
             ,
          
           
             Who
             Buy
             his
             Wit
             ,
             because
             themselves
             have
             None
             .
          
           
             Mean
             time
             the
             Bard
             reels
             on
             ,
             and
             ne'er
             Reflects
             ,
          
           
             His
             Poverty
             his
             Liberty
             Protects
             .
          
           
             And
             well
             he
             knows
             't
             were
             Mad
             in
             him
             to
             Wish
             ,
          
           
             For
             Country
             Seats
             ,
             or
             Landed
             Happiness
             ;
          
           
             That
             Prayer
             would
             ne'er
             obtain
             among
             the
             Gods
             ;
          
           
             For
             't
             were
             enough
             to
             set
             the
             Stars
             at
             Odds.
          
           
             His
             Planet
             governs
             with
             a
             Liberal
             force
             ,
          
           
             And
             unrestrain'd
             ,
             abides
             no
             stated
             Course
             ,
          
           
             But
             freely
             all
             about
             the
             Sky
             it
             reels
             ,
          
           
             As
             he
             below
             its
             merry
             Influence
             feels
             .
          
        
         
           
             By
             Heaven
             ,
             I
             'd
             rather
             be
             just
             what
             I
             am
             ,
          
           
             Plain
             Hobson
             ,
             than
             be
             painted
             with
             the
             Sham
          
           
             Appearance
             of
             the
             Gaudy
             Fortunate
             ,
          
           
             Who
             have
             less
             Happiness
             ,
             and
             more
             Crevat
             .
          
           
           
             For
             Happiness
             would
             be
             a
             Paradox
             ,
          
           
             If
             't
             were
             Enjoyed
             alike
             by
             Wits
             and
             Blocks
             .
          
           
             But
             Various
             Men
             pursue
             the
             Various
             Notion
          
           
             Of
             Happiness
             ,
             according
             to
             the
             Portion
          
           
             They
             have
             of
             Sense
             ,
             which
             is
             the
             Gift
             of
             Fate
             ,
          
           
             And
             not
             to
             be
             inferr'd
             from
             an
             Estate
             ,
          
           
             No
             more
             than
             Wisdom
             from
             a
             
               broad-brim'd
               Hat.
            
          
           
             And
             yet
             it
             is
             the
             ardent
             wish
             of
             One
             ,
          
           
             That
             was
             ,
             belike
             ,
             both
             Bred
             and
             Born
             in
             Town
             ,
          
           
             
               O
               that
               hard
               by
               I
               had
               a
               private
               Seat
               ,
            
             
          
           
             Fine
             as
             my
             Hopes
             ,
             as
             my
             Ambition
             Great
             ,
          
           
             That
             all
             the
             Town
             might
             come
             and
             hear
             me
             Bleat
             ,
          
           
             And
             make
             new
             Wishes
             for
             a
             fresh
             Retreat
             .
          
           
             So
             Wishes
             still
             vain
             Wishes
             must
             succeed
             ,
          
           
             And
             those
             again
             beget
             an
             Endless
             Breed
             ,
          
           
             And
             all
             at
             last
             must
             stray
             without
             a
             Head
             ;
          
           
             For
             who
             that
             has
             that
             Engine
             on
             his
             Neck
             ,
          
           
             Whose
             heft
             do's
             not
             the
             weak
             Supporter
             break
             ,
          
           
             Would
             ever
             Ramble
             from
             himself
             so
             far
             ,
          
           
             And
             what
             he
             has
             not
             here
             ,
             to
             hunt
             for
             there
             ?
          
           
             As
             if
             when
             he
             his
             Wench
             and
             Stream
             had
             found
             ,
             
          
           
             His
             Happiness
             would
             not
             in
             both
             be
             drown'd
             :
          
           
             For
             who
             can
             bound
             the
             Cravings
             of
             his
             Thought
             ,
          
           
             When
             it
             exceeds
             the
             brims
             of
             what
             
             he
             's
             got
             ?
          
           
           
             The
             Fancied
             Ground-plot
             ,
             and
             the
             
               Flowing
               Stream
            
             ,
          
           
             Content
             him
             better
             as
             they
             are
             his
             Theam
             ,
          
           
             Than
             if
             he
             view'd
             his
             disappointed
             Face
             in
             them
             .
          
           
             Then
             home
             recall
             thy
             Wandring
             Thoughts
             agen
             ,
          
           
             Make
             that
             their
             Mansion
             which
             was
             once
             their
             Den
             :
          
           
             There
             let
             them
             form
             Domestick
             Happiness
             ,
          
           
             With
             less
             Applause
             ,
             but
             with
             much
             more
             Success
             ,
          
           
             And
             with
             inverted
             Wit
             the
             Poet
             truly
             Bless
             .
          
           
             For
             I
             'm
             the
             happy
             Man
             ,
             when
             all
             is
             said
             ,
          
           
             Who
             live
             at
             Home
             ,
             my
             House
             upon
             my
             Head
             ;
          
           
             Who
             never
             lengthen
             to
             a
             
               foreign
               Wish
            
             ,
          
           
             But
             size
             my
             Porrage
             always
             to
             my
             Dish
             ;
          
           
             And
             unaffected
             both
             with
             Time
             and
             Place
             ,
          
           
             Behold
             th'
             uneven
             World
             with
             even
             Face
             .
          
           
             Instant
             Fruition
             Cheers
             my
             aged
             Pate
             ,
          
           
             And
             Marks
             of
             Plenty
             shine
             upon
             my
             Hat.
          
           
             Tho'
             l
             'm
             not
             Rich
             ,
             I
             have
             the
             Ready
             Mess
             ,
          
           
             To
             stop
             my
             Mouth
             ,
             e'er
             Gutts
             are
             in
             distress
             :
          
           
             Not
             that
             I
             tune
             my
             Speculative
             Brain
             ,
          
           
             Just
             to
             the
             Croacking
             of
             their
             Grosser
             Strain
             :
          
           
             But
             if
             they
             Cry
             aloud
             ,
             I
             've
             Bread
             and
             Cheese
             ,
          
           
             And
             they
             shall
             hold
             their
             Peace
             for
             such
             as
             these
             .
          
           
             Custard
             ,
             and
             Nicer
             Diet
             ,
             I
             forbid
             ,
          
           
             And
             Sacred
             Pies
             unviolated
             Lid.
          
           
           
             When
             
             Supper
             's
             done
             ,
             I
             never
             Dream
             of
             want
          
           
             For
             times
             to
             come
             ,
             Times
             which
             I
             also
             ha'n't
             ;
          
           
             But
             in
             the
             Corner
             when
             I
             've
             sat
             a
             while
             ,
          
           
             Pleas'd
             with
             my self
             ,
             I
             give
             the
             World
             a
             smile
             ,
          
           
             Then
             my
             own
             Pace
             away
             I
             go
             to
             Bed
             ,
          
           
             Stretch
             my self
             out
             ,
             and
             Sleep
             as
             I
             were
             Dead
             .
          
        
         
           FINIS
           .
        
         
      
    
     
       
         Notes, typically marginal, from the original text
         
           Notes for div A44028-e100
           
             The
             Choice
             ,
             P.
             3.
             
          
           
             P.
             3.
             and
             6.