The water-cormorant his complaint against a brood of land-cormorants. Diuided into fourteene satyres. By Iohn Taylor.
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             The water-cormorant his complaint against a brood of land-cormorants. Diuided into fourteene satyres. By Iohn Taylor.
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           THE
           WATER-CORMORANT
           HIS
           COMPLAINT
           :
           Against
           a
           Brood
           of
           Land-Cormorants
           .
        
         
           Diuided
           into
           fourteene
           Satyres
           .
        
         
           By
           IOHN
           TAYLOR
           .
        
         
           
             1
             A
             Iesuite
             .
          
           
             2
             A
             Separatist
             .
          
           
             A
             Trust-breaker
             .
          
           
             A
             Drunkard
             .
          
           
             A
             prodigall
             Gallant
             .
          
           
             An
             Extortioner
             &
             broker
          
           
             A
             Basket-Iustice
             .
          
           
             A
             Cutpurse
             .
          
           
             A
             good
             &
             bad
             Constable
          
           
             A
             Serieant
             &
             Iailor
             .
          
           
             A
             Patron
             &
             his
             Clark.
             
          
           
             A
             Country-Yeoman
             .
          
           
             A
             Figure-flinger
             .
          
           
             A
             Lawyer
             ,
             &
             Vndershriefe
          
        
         
           
             My
             Cormorant
             against
             these
             doth
             inuey
             ,
          
           
             And
             proues
             himself
             much
             better
             far
             then
             they
          
        
         
         
           LONDON
           ,
        
         
           Printed
           by
           GEORGE
           ELD
           .
           1622.
           
        
      
       
         
         
         
           To
           Gentlemen
           ,
           and
           those
           that
           
             are
             gentle
          
           .
        
         
           SVbiects
           may
           seeme
           scarce
           ,
           or
           Printers
           lacke
           worke
           ,
           when
           a
           Cormorant
           flies
           into
           the
           Presse
           ,
           yet
           Cormorants
           oppresse
           and
           therefore
           worthy
           to
           be
           prest
           ;
           but
           my
           Cormorant
           hath
           neither
           dipt
           his
           tongue
           in
           oile
           to
           smooth
           the
           faults
           of
           the
           vicious
           ,
           nor
           stop'd
           his
           mouth
           to
           conceale
           the
           merits
           of
           the
           vertuous
           :
           I
           haue
           thought
           good
           to
           sympathize
           a
           subiect
           fit
           for
           the
           time
           ,
           and
           I
           haue
           done
           my
           best
           to
           handle
           it
           in
           a
           sutable
           straine
           .
        
         
           The
           Cormorant
           is
           not
           easily
           induced
           to
           affability
           ,
           nor
           I
           to
           flattery
           .
        
         
           His
           best
           seruice
           is
           harsh
           and
           vnsociable
           ,
           so
           is
           my
           style
           .
           His
           biting
           is
           sharpe
           and
           piercing
           ,
           so
           is
           my
           phrase
           .
           His
           throat
           is
           wide
           and
           spacious
           ,
           my
           subiect
           is
           spacious
           .
           His
           colour
           is
           blacke
           ,
           I
           discouer
           deeds
           of
           darknesse
           .
           He
           grubs
           and
           spuddles
           for
           his
           prey
           in
           muddy
           holes
           and
           obscure
           cauerns
           ,
           my
           Muse
           ferrits
           base
           debaushed
           wretches
           in
           their
           swinish
           dens
           .
           He
           like
           the
           Crocodile
           moues
           the
           vpper
           chap
           ,
           this
           Treatise
           condemnes
           that
           beasts
           dissimulation
           .
           He
           swallows
           downe
           his
           meate
           without
           taste
           ,
           this
           booke
           distastes
           such
           as
           sinne
           without
           touch
           of
           conscience
           .
        
         
           The
           ods
           is
           ,
           my
           Cormorants
           appetite
           is
           limited
           ,
           but
           most
           of
           theirs
           is
           vnsatiable
           .
        
         
         
           I
           ayme
           not
           at
           such
           mens
           slips
           as
           may
           fall
           by
           infirmity
           ,
           for
           that
           were
           like
           Esops
           crab
           ,
           to
           offer
           to
           teach
           others
           to
           goe
           right
           ,
           going
           crooked
           my selfe
           .
        
         
           Detraction
           is
           a
           priuate
           wounding
           of
           a
           mans
           name
           ,
           and
           flattery
           a
           deuourer
           of
           men
           aliue
           .
           If
           I
           can
           sayle
           betwixt
           these
           two
           ,
           and
           not
           be
           split
           ,
           I
           shall
           ariue
           at
           my
           desired
           port
           .
        
         
           In
           my
           passage
           I
           shall
           haue
           Polipheme
           casting
           Rockes
           to
           sincke
           me
           ,
           Criticks
           misconstruing
           my
           words
           ,
           like
           spiders
           sucking
           poyson
           out
           of
           wholesome
           flowers
           .
        
         
           But
           from
           these
           Antipodes
           to
           goodnesse
           ,
           by
           their
           Antithesis
           to
           nature
           ,
           I
           appeale
           to
           my
           conscience
           which
           is
           a
           witnesse
           to
           me
           that
           can
           neither
           accuse
           or
           condemne
           me
           .
        
         
           I
           ayme
           at
           none
           but
           such
           as
           deuoure
           others
           ,
           and
           yet
           make
           shift
           to
           keepe
           themselues
           out
           of
           the
           reach
           of
           law
           ,
           I
           name
           none
           personally
           ,
           and
           therefore
           wish
           the
           faulty
           to
           amend
           with
           silence
           rather
           then
           by
           rubbing
           of
           a
           spot
           to
           make
           a
           hole
           in
           the
           whole
           cloath
           ,
           for
           I
           leaue
           gleanings
           enough
           to
           make
           a
           second
           part
           if
           need
           require
           .
           Such
           stomacks
           as
           cannot
           digest
           this
           dish
           ,
           let
           me
           rather
           be
           to
           them
           a
           choake
           peare
           then
           a
           Gudgeon
           .
        
         
           There
           is
           no
           degree
           of
           man
           or
           woman
           ,
           whatsoeuer
           ,
           from
           the
           Court
           to
           the
           Cottage
           ,
           or
           from
           the
           Pallace
           to
           the
           Plough
           ,
           but
           may
           make
           good
           vse
           of
           this
           Poem
           ,
           either
           for
           merry
           recreation
           ,
           or
           vices
           defamation
           :
           and
           in
           a
           word
           ,
           if
           it
           please
           the
           iudicious
           ,
           or
           be
           any
           way
           profitable
           to
           the
           confirming
           of
           the
           good
           ,
           or
           reforming
           the
           bad
           ,
           I
           have
           then
           my
           full
           recompence
           ,
           with
           the
           effect
           of
           my
           intentions
           and
           wishes
           .
        
         
           
             Iohn
             Taylor
             .
          
        
      
    
     
       
         
         
           A
           brood
           of
           CORMORANTS
           .
        
         
           
             A
             Jesuite
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 King-killing
                 monsters
                 ,
                 out
                 of
                 Heauens
                 mouth
                 flow'd
                 .
              
               
                 Ca●ers
                 ,
                 and
                 Butchers
                 vnto
                 Rome
                 and
                 Hell
                 :
              
               
                 The
                 bane
                 of
                 youth
                 and
                 age
                 ,
                 in
                 bloud
                 imbrow'd
                 :
              
               
                 Perditions
                 gulfe
                 ,
                 where
                 all
                 foule
                 Treasons
                 dwell
                 .
              
               
                 〈◊〉
                 ,
                 liues
                 ,
                 and
                 soules
                 vnder
                 the
                 sauing
                 stile
              
               
                 Of
                 Iesus
                 ,
                 they
                 deuour
                 ,
                 confound
                 ,
                 beguile
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               IN
               setting
               downe
               this
               sect
               of
               blood
               compact
               ,
            
             
               Me
               thinkes
               I
               see
               a
               tragicke
               Sceane
               in
               act
               :
            
             
               The
               Stage
               all
               hang'd
               with
               the
               sad
               death
               of
               Kings
               ,
            
             
               From
               whose
               bewailing
               story
               sorrow
               springs
               ;
            
             
               The
               Actors
               dipt
               in
               cruelty
               and
               blood
               ,
            
             
               Yet
               make
               bad
               deeds
               passe
               in
               the
               name
               of
               good
               .
            
             
               And
               kindling
               new
               commotions
               ,
               they
               conspire
            
             
               With
               their
               hot
               Zeale
               to
               see
               whole
               Realmes
               on
               fire
               ;
            
             
               As
               t
               was
               apparent
               when
               they
               did
               combine
               ,
            
             
               Against
               vs
               ,
               in
               their
               fatall
               powder
               Mine
               .
            
             
               All
               hell
               for
               that
               blacke
               treason
               was
               plow'd
               vp
               ,
            
             
               And
               mischiefe
               dranke
               deepe
               of
               damnations
               cup
               :
            
             
               The
               whole
               vast
               Ocean
               sea
               ,
               no
               harbour
               grants
            
             
               To
               such
               deuouring
               greedy
               Cormorants
               ,
            
             
               In
               the
               wide
               gulfe
               of
               their
               abhor'd
               designes
            
             
               Are
               thoughts
               that
               find
               no
               roome
               in
               honest
               minds
               .
            
             
               And
               now
               I
               speake
               of
               Rome
               euen
               in
               her
               sea
               ,
            
             
               The
               Iesuits
               the
               dang'rous
               whirlepooles
               be
               ,
            
             
               Religions
               are
               made
               waues
               ,
               that
               rise
               and
               fall
            
             
               Before
               the
               wind
               or
               breath
               Pontificall
               .
            
             
               The
               Pope
               sends
               stormes
               forth
               ,
               feuers
               or
               combines
               ,
            
             
               According
               to
               his
               mood
               it
               raines
               or
               shines
               ,
            
             
             
               And
               who
               is
               ready
               to
               put
               all
               his
               will
            
             
               In
               execution
               ,
               but
               the
               Iesuit
               still
               .
            
             
               Nor
               hath
               this
               Cormorant
               long
               tane
               degree
               ,
            
             
               For
               Esacus
               more
               ancient
               is
               then
               he
               :
            
             
               Yeares
               thousands
               since
               Troyes
               sonne
               he
               was
               created
               ,
            
             
               And
               from
               a
               man
               but
               to
               bird
               translated
               ,
            
             
               VVhereas
               the
               Iesuit
               deriues
               descent
            
             
               But
               from
               
                 Ignatius
                 Loyola
              
               ,
               that
               went
            
             
               For
               a
               maim'd
               Spanish
               souldier
               ,
               but
               herein
            
             
               The
               difference
               rises
               ,
               which
               hath
               euer
               bin
               :
            
             
               From
               man
               to
               bird
               ,
               one
               's
               changed
               shape
               began
               ,
            
             
               The
               other
               to
               a
               diuell
               from
               a
               man.
            
             
               Yet
               herein
               these
               wide
               maw'd
               Esacians
               ,
            
             
               May
               well
               agree
               with
               these
               Ignatians
               ,
            
             
               First
               black
               's
               the
               coulour
               of
               the
               greedy
               Fowle
               ,
            
             
               And
               black
               's
               the
               Iesuits
               habite
               like
               his
               soule
               ,
            
             
               The
               bird
               is
               leane
               though
               oft
               he
               be
               full
               craw'd
               ,
            
             
               The
               Iesuit's
               hatchet
               fac'd
               ,
               and
               wattle
               iaw'd
               ,
            
             
               The
               Cormorant
               (
               as
               nature
               best
               befits
               )
            
             
               Still
               without
               chewing
               doth
               deuoure
               whole
               bits
               ,
            
             
               So
               Iesuits
               swallow
               many
               a
               lordly
               liuing
               ,
            
             
               All
               at
               a
               gulp
               without
               grace
               or
               thanksgiuing
               .
            
             
               The
               birds
               throat
               (
               gaping
               )
               without
               intermission
               ,
            
             
               Resembles
               their
               most
               cruell
               inquisition
               ,
            
             
               From
               neither
               is
               ,
               
                 non
                 est
                 redemptio
              
               ,
            
             
               For
               what
               into
               the
               Corm'rants
               throat
               doth
               goe
               ,
            
             
               Or
               
                 Iesuits
                 Barrathrum
              
               doth
               once
               retaine
               ,
            
             
               It
               ne're
               returnes
               fit
               for
               good
               vse
               againe
               .
            
             
               Eighty
               yeares
               since
               he
               stole
               the
               Epethite
            
             
               From
               Iesus
               ,
               to
               be
               cal'd
               a
               Iesuite
               ,
            
             
               But
               I
               could
               find
               him
               out
               a
               style
               more
               right
               ,
            
             
               From
               Iudas
               to
               be
               nam'd
               Iscariotite
               .
            
             
               Though
               Paul
               the
               third
               their
               title
               did
               approue
               ,
            
             
               Yet
               he
               confin'd
               their
               number
               ,
               that
               aboue
            
             
             
               Threescore
               they
               should
               not
               be
               ,
               and
               yet
               we
               see
            
             
               How
               much
               encreased
               now
               the
               Vipers
               be
               ,
            
             
               That
               many
               a
               thousand
               Christian
               lies
               and
               grones
            
             
               Vnder
               the
               slau'ry
               of
               these
               diuellish
               drones
               .
            
             
               And
               he
               that
               knowes
               but
               truly
               what
               they
               are
               ,
            
             
               Will
               iudge
               a
               Cormorant's
               their
               better
               farre
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             Separatist
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 Here
                 earth
                 and
                 hell
                 haue
                 made
                 a
                 false
                 commixion
                 .
              
               
                 Of
                 painted
                 zeale
                 ,
                 and
                 holinesse
                 ,
                 and
                 loue
                 :
              
               
                 Of
                 Faith
                 ,
                 of
                 Hope
                 ,
                 of
                 Charitie
                 (
                 in
                 fiction
                 )
              
               
                 In
                 smoake
                 and
                 shadowes
                 ,
                 as
                 the
                 fruits
                 doe
                 proue
                 .
              
               
                 Hypocrisie
                 ,
                 which
                 long
                 pray'rs
                 doth
                 repeate
                 ,
              
               
                 Deuoureth
                 Widowes
                 ,
                 and
                 poore
                 Orphans
                 cheate
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               NOw
               enters
               next
               ,
               to
               play
               his
               Oylie
               part
            
             
               A
               Saint
               in
               tongue
               ,
               but
               a
               rough
               diuell
               in
               heart
               :
            
             
               One
               that
               so
               smoothly
               swallowes
               his
               prey
               downe
               ,
            
             
               Without
               wrath
               shewne
               ,
               or
               any
               seeming
               frowne
               .
            
             
               You
               'd
               thinke
               him
               when
               he
               does
               it
               ,
               in
               a
               Psalme
               ,
            
             
               Or
               at
               his
               prayers
               ,
               hee
               's
               so
               milde
               and
               calme
               :
            
             
               No
               noyse
               ,
               no
               trouble
               to
               his
               conscience
               cries
               ,
            
             
               For
               he
               deuours
               his
               prey
               with
               heau'd
               vp
               eyes
               .
            
             
               Stands
               most
               demurely
               swallowing
               downe
               his
               bit
               ,
            
             
               And
               lickes
               his
               lips
               ,
               with
               long
               grace
               after
               it
               .
            
             
               This
               Bell-wether
               (
               sir
               reu'rence
               )
               leades
               the
               flocke
               ,
            
             
               After
               his
               sense
               grafted
               in
               errours
               stocke
               .
            
             
               This
               reu'rend
               Barrabas
               ,
               a
               Button-maker
               ,
            
             
               Himselfe
               with
               trusty
               Demas
               his
               partaker
               ,
            
             
               Meetes
               with
               their
               brethren
               ,
               
                 Chore
                 ,
                 Abiram
                 ,
                 Dathan
              
               ,
            
             
               And
               tearme
               our
               Church
               the
               Synagogue
               of
               Sathan
               .
            
             
             
               Wise
               
                 Balaam
                 ,
                 Nabal
                 ,
                 Esau
                 ,
                 Ismael
                 ,
              
            
             
               
                 Tertullus
                 ,
                 Theudas
              
               ,
               and
               Achitophel
               ,
            
             
               
                 Phiigellus
                 ,
                 Himeneus
              
               ,
               and
               Philetus
               ,
            
             
               (
               A
               crew
               of
               turne-coates
               that
               desire
               to
               cheat
               vs
               )
            
             
               These
               fellowes
               with
               their
               Ample
               folio
               graces
               ,
            
             
               With
               mumping
               chappes
               ,
               and
               counterfeited
               faces
               ,
            
             
               Though
               they
               like
               shotten
               Herrings
               are
               to
               see
               ,
            
             
               Yet
               such
               tall
               souldiers
               of
               their
               teeth
               they
               be
               ,
            
             
               That
               two
               of
               them
               like
               greedy
               Cormorants
               ,
            
             
               Deuoures
               more
               then
               six
               honest
               Protestants
               .
            
             
               VVhen
               priuately
               a
               sister
               and
               a
               brother
            
             
               Doe
               meet
               ,
               ther
               's
               dainty
               doings
               with
               each
               other
               :
            
             
               Ther
               's
               no
               delay
               ,
               they
               ne're
               stand
               shall
               I
               shall
               I
               ,
            
             
               Hermogenes
               with
               Dallila
               doth
               dally
               :
            
             
               And
               Simei
               with
               Saphira
               will
               dispute
               ,
            
             
               That
               nine
               monthes
               after
               she
               doth
               beare
               the
               fruite
               .
            
             
               VVhen
               Zimri
               kissing
               Iesabel
               doth
               greet
               ,
            
             
               And
               Cozby
               with
               her
               brother
               Cham
               ,
               oh
               sweet
               ,
            
             
               'T
               is
               fit
               to
               trye
               (
               their
               humors
               to
               refresh
               )
            
             
               A
               Combate
               twixt
               the
               spirit
               and
               the
               flesh
               :
            
             
               Prouided
               that
               they
               doe
               it
               secretly
               ,
            
             
               So
               that
               the
               wicked
               not
               the
               same
               espye
               :
            
             
               These
               youths
               deride
               the
               Surples
               ,
               Crosse
               and
               Ring
               ,
            
             
               The
               knee
               at
               Sacrament
               or
               any
               thing
            
             
               The
               Church
               holds
               Reuerend
               ,
               and
               to
               testifie
            
             
               Their
               bastardy
               ,
               the
               Fathers
               they
               deny
               .
            
             
               And
               of
               themselues
               they
               frame
               Religions
               new
               ,
            
             
               VVich
               Christ
               and
               his
               Aposiles
               neuer
               knew
               ;
            
             
               And
               with
               vntemperd
               morter
               of
               their
               owne
               ,
            
             
               They
               build
               a
               Church
               ,
               to
               all
               good
               men
               vnknowne
               ,
            
             
               Railes
               at
               the
               Harmonious
               Organs
               ,
               and
               the
               Coape
               ,
            
             
               Yet
               in
               each
               Church
               of
               theirs
               ,
               they
               raise
               a
               Pope
               .
            
             
               Calls
               it
               the
               b●gde
               of
               Antichristian
               drosse
               ,
            
             
               VVhen
               they
               see
               butter
               printed
               with
               a
               Crosse
               :
            
             
             
               And
               yet
               for
               Coyne
               thei
               'le
               any
               man
               beguile
               ,
            
             
               For
               when
               they
               tell
               it
               ,
               they
               turne
               vp
               the
               pile
               .
            
             
               Vpon
               the
               Sabbath
               they
               'le
               no
               phisicke
               take
               ,
            
             
               Lest
               it
               should
               worke
               ,
               and
               so
               the
               Sabbath
               breake
               .
            
             
               They
               hate
               to
               see
               a
               Church-man
               ride
               ,
               (
               why
               so
               )
            
             
               Because
               that
               Christ
               bade
               his
               Apostles
               goe
               .
            
             
               Against
               our
               Churches
               all
               ,
               they
               haue
               exclaim'd
               ,
            
             
               Because
               by
               Saints
               names
               most
               of
               them
               are
               nam'd
               :
            
             
               If
               these
               new
               Saints
               will
               no
               old
               Saints
               abide
               ,
            
             
               From
               Christendome
               they
               must
               ,
               or
               run
               ,
               or
               ride
               .
            
             
               
                 Saint
                 George
              
               from
               England
               chases
               them
               away
               ,
            
             
               
                 Saint
                 Andrew
              
               doth
               in
               Scotland
               beare
               like
               sway
               :
            
             
               From
               Ireland
               good
               
                 Saint
                 Patrick
              
               them
               will
               banish
               ,
            
             
               
                 Saint
                 Dennis
              
               out
               of
               France
               will
               make
               them
               vanish
               :
            
             
               
                 Saint
                 Iames
              
               will
               force
               them
               out
               of
               Spaine
               to
               flie
               ,
            
             
               So
               will
               
                 Saint
                 Anthony
              
               from
               Italy
               ,
            
             
               And
               last
               of
               all
               (
               whom
               I
               had
               halfe
               forgot
               )
            
             
               
                 Saint
                 Dany
              
               out
               of
               VVales
               will
               make
               them
               trot
               .
            
             
               And
               what
               vngodly
               place
               ,
               can
               harbour
               then
               ,
            
             
               These
               fugitiue
               vnnat'rall
               Englishmen
               :
            
             
               Except
               that
               with
               the
               Turke
               or
               Infidell
               ,
            
             
               Or
               on
               ,
               or
               in
               the
               Sea
               ,
               they
               meane
               to
               dwell
               ,
            
             
               That
               is
               in
               lesser
               roome
               they
               may
               be
               cram'd
               ,
            
             
               And
               liue
               and
               die
               at
               Amster
               and
               be
               dam'd
               .
            
             
               And
               sure
               I
               hold
               some
               Romane
               Catholikes
            
             
               Much
               better
               then
               these
               selfe-wild
               Scismatickes
               .
            
             
               For
               Papists
               haue
               good
               affability
               ,
            
             
               And
               some
               haue
               learning
               ,
               most
               haue
               Charity
               ,
            
             
               Except
               a
               Iesuit
               ,
               whom
               I
               thinke
               a
               man
               ,
            
             
               May
               terme
               a
               tight
               
                 Papistick
                 Puritan
              
               ,
            
             
               And
               for
               the
               Sep'ratist
               I
               iustly
               call
               ,
            
             
               A
               
                 Scismaticke
                 Impuritanicall
              
               .
            
             
               But
               yet
               the
               Iesuit's
               constant
               in
               his
               mind
               ,
            
             
               The
               Scismatick
               is
               waueringly
               inclin'd
               .
            
             
             
               Besides
               ,
               he
               thinkes
               whilst
               he
               on
               earth
               doth
               liue
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               charitie
               to
               take
               ,
               and
               not
               to
               giue
               .
            
             
               There
               are
               a
               sort
               of
               men
               which
               conscience
               make
            
             
               Of
               what
               they
               say
               ,
               or
               doe
               ,
               or
               vndertake
               :
            
             
               Who
               neyther
               will
               dissemble
               ,
               sweare
               ,
               or
               lye
               ,
            
             
               Who
               to
               good
               ends
               their
               actions
               all
               apply
               ,
            
             
               Who
               keepe
               the
               Sabbath
               ,
               and
               releeue
               the
               poore
               ,
            
             
               According
               to
               their
               portions
               and
               their
               store
               :
            
             
               And
               these
               good
               people
               some
               men
               doe
               backbite
            
             
               And
               call
               them
               Puritanes
               ,
               in
               scorne
               and
               spight
               ,
            
             
               But
               let
               all
               know
               that
               do
               abuse
               them
               so
               ,
            
             
               That
               for
               them
               is
               reseru'd
               a
               fearefull
               wo
               ;
            
             
               I
               loue
               and
               reuerence
               onely
               beare
               to
               such
               ,
            
             
               And
               those
               that
               heere
               Inuectiuely
               I
               touch
            
             
               Are
               Birds
               whose
               Consciences
               are
               more
               vncleane
            
             
               Then
               any
               Cormorant
               wase're
               knowne
               or
               seene
               :
            
             
               I
               le
               stand
               to'th
               censure
               of
               all
               honest
               men
               ,
            
             
               If
               they
               disproue
               me
               ,
               I
               le
               ne're
               write
               agen
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             Trust-breaker
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 A
                 Foe
                 to
                 Iustice
                 ,
                 a
                 corrupted
                 Friend
                 ,
              
               
                 An
                 outward
                 Angell
                 and
                 an
                 inward
                 Fiend
                 ;
              
               
                 A
                 hidden
                 Serpent
                 ,
                 a
                 most
                 subtle
                 Fox
              
               
                 A
                 
                   Sugred
                   poyson
                
                 ,
                 in
                 a
                 
                   painted
                   Box
                
                 :
              
               
                 A
                 
                   Syrens
                   song
                
                 ,
                 alluring
                 to
                 mishap
                 ,
              
               
                 A
                 Snare
                 to
                 Honesty
                 ,
                 and
                 Vertues
                 trap
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               THe
               Rich
               Trust
               breaker
               ,
               vpon
               whom
               hell
               waites
            
             
               Doth
               thrust
               into
               the
               Riuer
               of
               Estates
               ,
            
             
               His
               foule
               deuouring
               Beake
               ,
               and
               at
               one
               prey
            
             
               Will
               swallow
               fourteene
               Tradesmen
               in
               a
               day
               :
            
             
             
               As
               many
               of
               the
               Countrey
               Lordships
               slippes
            
             
               Flapdragon
               like
               ,
               by
               his
               Insatiate
               lippes
               .
            
             
               The
               Father
               sometimes
               hath
               beene
               quite
               vndone
               ,
            
             
               Through
               too
               much
               trusting
               his
               vnnat'rall
               Sonne
               ,
            
             
               And
               a
               Trust-breaker
               hath
               a
               trick
               in
               's
               pate
            
             
               To
               bring
               a
               rich
               Ward
               to
               a
               Beggers
               state
               .
            
             
               For
               some
               corrupted
               men
               haue
               got
               tuition
            
             
               Of
               rich
               mens
               Heires
               ,
               and
               changed
               their
               condition
            
             
               With
               false
               inducements
               to
               Recusancy
               ,
            
             
               Or
               suffring
               them
               through
               prodigality
            
             
               To
               runne
               so
               farre
               in
               debt
               ,
               that
               all
               their
               Lands
            
             
               Are
               lost
               ,
               before
               they
               come
               into
               their
               hands
               .
            
             
               Faire
               Schooles
               of
               learning
               haue
               bin
               built
               frō
               ground
            
             
               For
               Boyes
               whose
               Fathers
               were
               not
               worth
               fiue
               pound
               :
            
             
               But
               false
               Trust-breakers
               hold
               it
               for
               no
               sinne
               ,
            
             
               To
               keepe
               out
               poore
               mens
               sonnes
               ,
               take
               rich
               mens
               in
               .
            
             
               This
               Breach
               of
               Trust
               is
               multiplide
               ,
               in
               time
            
             
               'T
               a
               Catholike
               ,
               and
               vniuersall
               crime
               ,
            
             
               That
               man
               to
               man
               is
               growne
               so
               much
               vniust
               ,
            
             
               That
               hee
               's
               a
               wise
               man
               that
               knowes
               who
               to
               trust
               .
            
             
               But
               (
               if
               there
               be
               such
               )
               they
               doe
               want
               much
               care
            
             
               Who
               trust
               not
               in
               the
               world
               nor
               trusted
               are
               .
            
             
               Collectorships
               ,
               the
               common
               wealth
               may
               lurch
               ,
            
             
               For
               Burnings
               ,
               Highwaies
               ,
               Bridges
               ,
               or
               the
               Church
               ,
            
             
               For
               losse
               at
               Sea
               ,
               for
               Hospitalls
               and
               Schooles
               ,
            
             
               One
               hundred
               knaues
               ,
               may
               make
               ten
               thousand
               fooles
               .
            
             
               Yet
               these
               things
               are
               so
               needfull
               ,
               as
               I
               wot
               ,
            
             
               Hee
               's
               a
               base
               villaine
               that
               contributes
               not
               :
            
             
               But
               hee
               's
               a
               hell-hound
               that
               their
               Trust
               deceiues
               ,
            
             
               And
               the
               right
               due
               from
               those
               that
               want
               bereaues
               :
            
             
               Why
               ,
               this
               
                 Trust
                 breaking
              
               hath
               the
               ex'lent
               skill
            
             
               To
               make
               a
               VVife
               to
               burne
               hir
               Husbands
               VVill
               ,
            
             
               Because
               his
               first
               VViues
               Children
               should
               not
               haue
            
             
               The
               Portions
               that
               within
               that
               VVill
               hee
               gaue
               .
            
             
             
               And
               oftentimes
               a
               gasping
               man
               for
               breath
               ,
            
             
               Distracted
               with
               the
               griping
               pangs
               of
               death
               ,
            
             
               Hath
               to
               a
               forged
               VVill
               subscrib'd
               his
               hand
               ,
            
             
               And
               dispossest
               his
               owne
               sonne
               of
               his
               land
               .
            
             
               Trust-breakers
               may
               a
               senselesse
               hand
               so
               frame
               ,
            
             
               
                 (
                 Though
                 being
                 six
                 houres
                 dead
                 )
                 to
                 write
                 a
                 Name
                 ,
              
            
             
               A
               rich-mans
               wealth
               that
               's
               dead's
               like
               vntold
               gold
               ,
            
             
               And
               that
               's
               because
               t'
               is
               neuer
               truely
               told
               :
            
             
               For
               like
               to
               pitch
               it
               hath
               polluting
               tricks
               ,
            
             
               And
               some
               vnto
               the
               fing'rers
               fingers
               sticks
               :
            
             
               But
               of
               all
               Rascalls
               since
               the
               world
               began
               ,
            
             
               The
               Banckrupt
               Politick's
               the
               onely
               man
               ,
            
             
               In
               courteous
               fashion
               many
               hee
               'll
               vndo
               ,
            
             
               And
               be
               much
               pittied
               and
               rewarded
               too
               :
            
             
               For
               hauing
               got
               mens
               wealth
               into
               his
               clawes
               ,
            
             
               He
               holds
               it
               faster
               then
               a
               Cormorants
               lawes
            
             
               Can
               hold
               a
               silly
               fish
               ,
               and
               at
               the
               last
               ,
            
             
               Himselfe
               ,
               himselfe
               will
               into
               prison
               cast
               .
            
             
               And
               hauing
               broke
               for
               thousands
               ,
               there
               the
               hound
            
             
               Compounds
               ,
               perhaps
               for
               ten
               groats
               in
               the
               pound
               ,
            
             
               Se●s
               richly
               vp
               againe
               ,
               'till
               time
               hee
               sees
               ,
            
             
               To
               breake
               ,
               to
               prison
               againe
               ,
               againe
               agrees
               :
            
             
               And
               thus
               a
               cunning
               knaue
               ,
               can
               with
               a
               trice
               ,
            
             
               Breake
               ,
               and
               be
               whole
               againe
               ,
               once
               ,
               twice
               or
               thrice
               .
            
             
               These
               Cormorants
               are
               worse
               then
               theeues
               therefore
               ,
            
             
               And
               beeing
               worse
               ,
               deserue
               a
               hanging
               more
               .
            
             
               A
               Theife
               speakes
               what
               he
               meanes
               ,
               &
               takes
               your
               purse
               ,
            
             
               A
               Banckrupt
               flattring
               robs
               you
               ten
               times
               worse
               .
            
             
               The
               one
               doth
               sildome
               rob
               ye
               of
               all
               your
               pelfe
               ,
            
             
               The
               other
               leaues
               you
               nough●
               to
               helpe
               your selfe
               :
            
             
               And
               yet
               the
               one
               for
               little
               theeuing
               may
               ,
            
             
               At
               Tiburne
               make
               a
               hanging
               holliday
               ;
            
             
               VVhilest
               the
               great
               The●e
               may
               wi●h
               a
               golden
               prop
               ,
            
             
               To
               faire
               Reuennues
               turne
               a
               Peddlers
               shop
               .
            
             
             
               In
               this
               voracity
               Father
               stands
               not
               free
            
             
               From
               his
               owne
               Sonne
               ,
               nor
               fr●m
               his
               Vncle
               ,
               he
            
             
               
                 Being
                 made
              
               Executor
               to'th
               States
               of
               men
               ,
            
             
               My
               Corm'rant
               is
               a
               piddler
               to
               him
               then
               .
            
             
               He
               wil
               by
               cunning
               and
               vexation
               draw
               ,
            
             
               Heire
               ,
               wealth
               and
               All
               ,
               into
               his
               rauenous
               maw
               ,
            
             
               And
               when
               his
               gorge
               is
               full
               vp
               to
               the
               brim
               ,
            
             
               Into
               some
               lothsome
               prison
               vomits
               him
               .
            
             
               There
               leaues
               the
               honor
               of
               a
               ho●se
               and
               name
               ,
            
             
               To
               be
               exchang'd
               for
               misery
               and
               shame
               :
            
             
               Now
               tell
               me
               they
               that
               loue
               faire
               truth
               indeed
               ,
            
             
               If
               such
               mawes
               doe
               not
               Corm'rants
               guts
               exceed
               .
            
             
               And
               to
               what
               place
               soeuer
               such
               resort
               ,
            
             
               They
               are
               the
               Fowle
               Birds
               both
               in
               Towne
               aud
               Court.
               
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             Drunkard
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 A
                 madnesse
                 dearely
                 bought
                 ,
                 with
                 losse
                 of
                 fame
                 ,
              
               
                 Of
                 credit
                 and
                 of
                 manly
                 reputation
                 :
              
               
                 A
                 cursed
                 purchase
                 of
                 disease
                 and
                 shame
                 ,
              
               
                 Of
                 death
                 ,
                 and
                 a
                 great
                 hazard
                 of
                 Damnation
                 :
              
               
                 In
                 all
                 that
                 's
                 bad
                 ,
                 the
                 diuells
                 onely
                 Ape
                 ,
              
               
                 Worse
                 then
                 a
                 beast
                 ,
                 in
                 the
                 best
                 manly
                 shape
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               THis
               fellow
               with
               the
               dropsie
               growne
               as
               bigge
               ,
            
             
               And
               much
               more
               beastly
               then
               a
               Sowe
               with
               pigge
               :
            
             
               His
               cheekes
               like
               Boreas
               swolne
               ,
               he
               ●low'd
               and
               puft
               ,
            
             
               His
               paunch
               like
               to
               a
               woolpack
               cram'd
               and
               stuft
               :
            
             
               And
               by
               the
               meanes
               of
               what
               he
               swil'd
               and
               gul'd
               ,
            
             
               Hee
               look'd
               like
               one
               that
               was
               three
               quarters
               mul'd
               .
            
             
               His
               breath
               compounded
               of
               strong
               English
               Beere
               ,
            
             
               And
               th'
               Indian
               drug
               would
               suffer
               none
               come
               neere
               .
            
             
             
               From
               side
               to
               side
               he
               staggerd
               as
               he
               went
               ,
            
             
               As
               if
               he
               reeling
               did
               the
               way
               indent
               .
            
             
               One
               skirt
               of
               's
               
                 cloake
                 scarce
                 reacht
                 vnto
              
               his
               waste
               ,
            
             
               The
               other
               dragging
               in
               the
               dirt
               he
               trac'd
               .
            
             
               His
               very
               braines
               within
               his
               head
               were
               stew'd
               ,
            
             
               And
               look'd
               so
               crimson
               colour'd
               scarlet
               hew'd
               ,
            
             
               As
               't
               were
               an
               
                 ignis
                 fatuus
              
               ,
               or
               a
               comet
               .
            
             
               His
               garments
               stunke
               most
               sweetly
               of
               his
               vomit
               ,
            
             
               Fac'd
               with
               the
               tap-lash
               of
               strong
               Ale
               and
               Wine
               ,
            
             
               Which
               from
               his
               slau'ring
               chaps
               doth
               oft
               decline
               .
            
             
               In
               truth
               he
               look'd
               as
               red
               as
               any
               coale
               ,
            
             
               And
               bellied
               like
               vnto
               a
               Mare
               with
               foale
               :
            
             
               With
               hollow
               eyes
               ,
               and
               with
               the
               palsie
               shaking
               ,
            
             
               And
               gouty
               legs
               with
               too
               much
               liquor
               taking
               .
            
             
               This
               valiant
               pot-leach
               that
               vpon
               his
               knees
            
             
               Has
               drunke
               a
               thousand
               pottles
               
                 vp
                 se
                 freese
              
               ,
            
             
               Such
               pickled
               phrases
               he
               had
               got
               in
               store
               ,
            
             
               As
               were
               vnknowne
               vnto
               the
               times
               of
               yore
               ,
            
             
               As
               when
               he
               drinkes
               out
               all
               the
               totall
               summe
               ,
            
             
               Gaue
               it
               the
               stile
               of
               superna●ul●um
               ,
            
             
               And
               when
               he
               quaffing
               doth
               his
               entrailes
               wash
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               cal'd
               
                 a
                 hunch
                 ,
                 a
                 thrust
                 ,
                 a
                 whiffe
                 ,
                 a
                 slash
                 :
              
            
             
               And
               when
               carousing
               makes
               his
               wits
               to
               faile
               ,
            
             
               They
               say
               he
               hath
               a
               rattle
               at
               his
               taile
               ,
            
             
               And
               when
               his
               wits
               are
               in
               the
               wetting
               shrunke
               ,
            
             
               You
               may
               not
               say
               hee
               's
               drunke
               ,
               though
               he
               be
               drunke
               ,
            
             
               For
               though
               hee
               be
               as
               drunke
               as
               any
               Rat
               ,
            
             
               He
               hath
               but
               
                 catcht
                 a
                 foxe
              
               ,
               or
               
                 whipt
                 the
                 Cat.
              
            
             
               Or
               some
               say
               ,
               
                 hee
                 's
                 bewitcht
              
               ,
               or
               scratcht
               ,
               or
               blinde
               ,
            
             
               (
               VVhich
               are
               the
               fittest
               termes
               that
               I
               can
               finde
               .
            
             
               Or
               
                 seene
                 the
                 Lyons
              
               ,
               or
               
                 his
                 nose
                 is
                 dirty
              
               ,
            
             
               Or
               
                 hee
                 's
                 pot-shaken
              
               ,
               or
               
                 out
                 ,
                 two
                 and
                 thirty
              
            
             
               And
               then
               strange
               languages
               comes
               in
               his
               head
               ,
            
             
               VVhen
               he
               wants
               English
               how
               to
               goe
               to
               bed
               :
            
             
             
               And
               though
               t'
               were
               fit
               the
               swine
               should
               in
               his
               stye
               bee
               ,
            
             
               Hee
               spewes
               out
               latine
               with
               
                 pro
                 bibi
                 tibi
              
               :
            
             
               Which
               is
               ,
               
                 prouide
                 for
                 Tiburne
              
               (
               as
               I
               take
               it
               )
            
             
               Or
               if
               it
               be
               not
               ,
               hee
               may
               chance
               to
               make
               it
               .
            
             
               Then
               Irish
               Shachatwhorum
               from
               him
               flees
               ,
            
             
               And
               halfe
               a
               dozen
               welch
               
                 me
                 Vatawhees
              
               :
            
             
               Vntill
               hee
               falls
               asleepe
               hee
               skinks
               and
               drinkes
               ,
            
             
               And
               then
               ,
               like
               to
               a
               Bore
               he
               winkes
               ,
               and
               stinkes
               .
            
             
               This
               Cormorant
               in
               one
               day
               swallowes
               more
               ,
            
             
               Then
               my
               poore
               Esacus
               doth
               in
               a
               score
               .
            
             
               For
               mine
               but
               once
               a
               day
               doth
               take
               his
               fill
               ,
            
             
               The
               drunkard
               ,
               night
               and
               day
               doth
               quaffe
               and
               swill
               ,
            
             
               Drinke
               was
               ordain'd
               to
               length
               mans
               fainting
               breath
               ,
            
             
               And
               from
               that
               liquor
               Drunkards
               draw
               their
               death
               :
            
             
               Displeasing
               God
               ,
               the
               diuell
               he
               onely
               pleases
               ,
            
             
               And
               drinkes
               with
               others
               healths
               ,
               his
               owne
               diseases
               .
            
             
               And
               in
               the
               end
               contempt
               and
               shame
               's
               his
               share
               ,
            
             
               The
               whil'st
               a
               Tapster
               is
               his
               onely
               Heire
               .
            
             
               Thus
               drinke's
               a
               wrastler
               that
               giues
               many
               a
               fall
               ,
            
             
               To
               death
               ,
               to
               beggery
               and
               slauish
               thrall
               .
            
             
               And
               drunkennesse
               a
               wilfull
               madnesse
               is
               ,
            
             
               That
               throwes
               men
               to
               hells
               bottomles
               abisse
               .
            
             
               For
               why
               ,
               where
               drunkennes
               is
               mistris
               ,
               there
            
             
               Sobriety
               can
               hardly
               maistry
               beare
               :
            
             
               And
               ti
               's
               no
               question
               but
               the
               land
               hath
               drown'd
               ,
            
             
               More
               men
               with
               drinke
               ,
               then
               Seas
               did
               e're
               confound
               .
            
             
               Wine
               is
               Earth's
               blood
               ,
               which
               from
               her
               breast
               doth
               spring
               ,
            
             
               And
               (
               well
               vs'd
               )
               is
               a
               comfortable
               thing
               .
            
             
               But
               if
               abused
               from
               it
               then
               beginnes
               ,
            
             
               Most
               horrible
               notorious
               crying
               sinnes
               .
            
             
               As
               Murther
               ,
               Lechery
               ,
               Ebriety
               ,
            
             
               Gods
               wrath
               ,
               damnation
               in
               variety
               :
            
             
               For
               he
               that
               is
               a
               drunkard
               is
               the
               summe
               ,
            
             
               And
               abstract
               of
               all
               mischiefes
               that
               can
               come
               .
            
             
             
               It
               wasts
               him
               soule
               and
               body
               ,
               life
               and
               limb
               ,
            
             
               My
               Cormorant's
               a
               sober
               beast
               to
               him
               .
            
             
               He
               that
               perswades
               a
               man
               to
               steale
               or
               lye
               ,
            
             
               To
               sweare
               ,
               or
               to
               commit
               adultery
               ,
            
             
               To
               stab
               or
               murder
               any
               man
               that
               liues
               ,
            
             
               Can
               it
               be
               said
               that
               he
               good
               counsell
               giues
               ?
            
             
               And
               he
               that
               tempts
               and
               forces
               men
               to
               drinke
               ,
            
             
               Perswades
               a
               man
               to
               damne
               himselfe
               ,
               I
               thinke
               ,
            
             
               For
               drunken
               men
               haue
               into
               dangers
               run
               ,
            
             
               Which
               (
               being
               sober
               )
               they
               would
               ne're
               haue
               done
               .
            
             
               I
               take
               them
               for
               no
               friends
               ,
               that
               giue
               me
               wine
               ,
            
             
               To
               turne
               me
               from
               a
               man
               vnto
               a
               swine
               ,
            
             
               To
               make
               me
               void
               of
               manners
               ,
               sense
               ,
               or
               reason
               ,
            
             
               To
               abuse
               God
               ,
               blaspheming
               odious
               treason
               ,
            
             
               To
               hurt
               my
               soule
               and
               body
               ,
               fame
               and
               purse
               ,
            
             
               To
               get
               the
               diuell
               ,
               and
               gaine
               Gods
               heavy
               curse
               ,
            
             
               Though
               many
               take
               such
               for
               their
               friends
               to
               be
               ,
            
             
               I
               wish
               them
               hang'd
               that
               are
               such
               friends
               to
               me
               :
            
             
               For
               greater
               enemies
               there
               cannot
               dwell
            
             
               In
               the
               whole
               world
               ,
               nor
               in
               the
               bounds
               of
               hell
               .
            
             
               Good
               friendly
               drinking
               I
               account
               not
               euill
               ,
            
             
               But
               much
               carousing
               ,
               which
               makes
               man
               a
               diuell
               ,
            
             
               VVanting
               the
               priuiledge
               that
               hath
               a
               horse
               ,
            
             
               And
               to
               be
               vrg'd
               and
               forc'd
               to
               drinke
               perforce
               .
            
             
               For
               why
               a
               horse
               this
               gouernment
               hath
               still
               ,
            
             
               Drinkes
               what
               he
               will
               ,
               and
               not
               against
               his
               will.
            
             
               And
               he
               that
               that
               good
               rule
               doth
               ouerpasse
               ,
            
             
               Hath
               lesse
               discretion
               then
               a
               horse
               or
               Asse
               :
            
             
               And
               any
               man
               that
               doth
               this
               temp'rance
               want
               ,
            
             
               Is
               a
               worse
               glutton
               then
               my
               Cormorant
               .
            
          
        
         
           
           
             A
             prodigall
             Country
             Gallant
             ,
             and
             his
             new
             made
             Maddam
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 Taylors
                 fooles
                 ,
                 Times
                 bables
                 ,
                 and
                 prides
                 Apes
                 ,
              
               
                 That
                 as
                 a
                 Squirrell
                 skips
                 from
                 tree
                 to
                 tree
                 :
              
               
                 So
                 they
                 like
                 Porteus
                 leape
                 from
                 shapes
                 to
                 shapes
                 .
              
               
                 Like
                 foule
                 swords
                 in
                 gilt
                 scabberds
                 ,
                 he
                 and
                 she
              
               
                 Their
                 carkasse
                 pampers
                 ,
                 gorgeously
                 bedeckt
                 ,
              
               
                 Whilst
                 their
                 poore
                 starued
                 soules
                 they
                 both
                 neglect
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               NOw
               step●
               my
               young
               gull
               gallant
               into
               play
               ,
            
             
               Who
               (
               borne
               to
               land
               )
               i'
               th
               country
               scornes
               to
               stay
               ,
            
             
               To
               liue
               by
               wit
               (
               thanks
               Sire
               )
               he
               hath
               no
               need
               ,
            
             
               And
               if
               he
               should
               be
               hang'd
               can
               scarcely
               reade
               .
            
             
               Drabs
               ,
               dice
               ,
               and
               drinke
               are
               all
               his
               onely
               ioyes
               ,
            
             
               His
               pockets
               ,
               and
               his
               spurs
               ,
               his
               gingling
               boyes
               ,
            
             
               A
               Squirrels
               tayle
               hangs
               dangling
               at
               his
               eare
               ,
            
             
               A
               badge
               which
               many
               a
               gull
               is
               knowne
               to
               weare
               .
            
             
               His
               eyes
               red
               blood-shot
               ,
               arguing
               a
               sod
               brainc
               ,
            
             
               His
               dam-him
               voice
               set
               to
               the
               roaring
               straine
               :
            
             
               His
               nose
               well
               inlaid
               with
               rich
               iemmes
               about
               ,
            
             
               As
               from
               a
               watch
               -
               Towre
               ,
               their
               h●ads
               peeping
               out
               ,
            
             
               Attended
               fitly
               ,
               (
               fitting
               for
               the
               age
               )
            
             
               VVith
               two
               shag'd
               Russians
               ,
               and
               a
               pyde
               coat
               Page
               ,
            
             
               Who
               beares
               his
               boxe
               ,
               and
               his
               Tobacco
               fils
               ,
            
             
               VVith
               stopper
               ,
               tongs
               ,
               and
               other
               vtensils
               .
            
             
               This
               Fop
               ,
               late
               buried
               ,
               e're
               he
               came
               vp
               hither
               ,
            
             
               His
               thrift
               and
               's
               father
               in
               one
               graue
               together
               ,
            
             
               His
               country
               stocke
               he
               sold
               ,
               for
               that
               's
               the
               fashion
               ,
            
             
               And
               to
               a
               farmer
               gaue
               it
               new
               translation
               :
            
             
             
               His
               Fathers
               seruants
               hee
               thrust
               out
               of
               dore
               ,
            
             
               Allowes
               his
               mother
               but
               a
               pension
               poore
               :
            
             
               Salutes
               you
               with
               an
               oath
               at
               euery
               word
               ,
            
             
               Sirha
               or
               slaue
               he
               lib'rall
               doth
               afford
               .
            
             
               His
               Father
               (
               a
               good
               house-keeper
               )
               being
               dead
               ,
            
             
               He
               scornes
               his
               honest
               block
               should
               fit
               his
               head
               :
            
             
               And
               though
               hee
               be
               not
               skil'd
               in
               Magick
               Art
               ,
            
             
               Yet
               to
               a
               Coach
               hee
               turn'd
               his
               Fathers
               Cart.
            
             
               Foure
               Teames
               of
               Horses
               ,
               to
               foure
               Flanders
               Mares
            
             
               With
               which
               to
               London
               hee
               in
               pomp
               repaires
               ,
            
             
               Woo's
               a
               She
               Gallant
               ,
               and
               to
               Wife
               he
               takes
               her
               :
            
             
               Then
               buyes
               a
               knighthood
               ,
               and
               a
               maddam
               makes
               her
               .
            
             
               And
               yearely
               they
               vpon
               their
               backs
               ore
               weare
               ,
            
             
               That
               which
               oft
               fed
               fiue
               hundred
               with
               good
               cheere
               .
            
             
               Whil'st
               in
               the
               Countrey
               all
               good
               bounty
               's
               spilt
            
             
               His
               house
               ,
               as
               if
               a
               Iugler
               it
               had
               built
               ,
            
             
               For
               all
               the
               Chimneies
               ,
               where
               great
               fires
               were
               made
               ,
            
             
               The
               smoake
               at
               one
               hole
               onely
               is
               conuay'd
               :
            
             
               No
               times
               obseru'd
               nor
               Charitable
               Lawes
               ,
            
             
               The
               poore
               receiue
               their
               answer
               from
               the
               Dawes
               ,
            
             
               Who
               in
               their
               caaing
               language
               call
               it
               plaine
            
             
               Mockbegger
               Manour
               ,
               for
               they
               came
               in
               vaine
               .
            
             
               They
               that
               deuoure
               what
               Charity
               should
               giue
            
             
               Areboth
               at
               London
               ,
               there
               the
               Cormorants
               liue
               ,
            
             
               But
               so
               transform'd
               of
               late
               ,
               doe
               what
               you
               can
               ,
            
             
               You
               'le
               hardly
               know
               the
               woman
               from
               the
               man
               :
            
             
               There
               sir
               
                 Tim
                 Twirlepipe
              
               and
               his
               Lady
               Gay
               ,
            
             
               Doe
               prodigally
               spend
               the
               time
               away
               :
            
             
               Beeing
               both
               exceeding
               proud
               ,
               and
               scornefull
               too
               ,
            
             
               And
               any
               thing
               (
               but
               what
               is
               good
               )
               thei
               'le
               do
               .
            
             
               For
               Incubus
               ,
               and
               Succubus
               haue
               got
            
             
               A
               crew
               of
               fiends
               ,
               which
               the
               old
               world
               knew
               not
               :
            
             
               That
               if
               our
               Grand-fathers
               and
               Grand-dams
               should
            
             
               Rise
               from
               the
               dead
               ,
               and
               these
               mad
               times
               behold
               .
            
             
             
               Amazed
               they
               (
               halfe
               madly
               )
               would
               admire
               ,
            
             
               At
               our
               fantasticke
               gestures
               and
               attire
               :
            
             
               And
               they
               would
               thinke
               that
               England
               in
               conclusion
               ,
            
             
               Were
               a
               meere
               bable
               Babell
               of
               confusion
               .
            
             
               That
               Muld-sack
               for
               his
               most
               vnfashiond
               fashions
               ,
            
             
               Is
               the
               fit
               patterne
               of
               their
               transformations
               :
            
             
               And
               
                 Mary
                 Frith
              
               doth
               teach
               them
               modesty
               ,
            
             
               For
               shee
               doth
               keepe
               one
               fashion
               constantly
               ,
            
             
               And
               therefore
               she
               deserues
               a
               matrons
               praise
               ,
            
             
               In
               these
               inconstant
               moone-like
               changing
               dayes
               .
            
             
               A
               witlesse
               Asse
               (
               to
               please
               his
               wiues
               desire
               )
            
             
               Payes
               for
               the
               fewell
               ,
               for
               her
               pride
               's
               hot
               fire
               :
            
             
               And
               he
               and
               she
               will
               wast
               ,
               consume
               ,
               and
               spoyle
               ,
            
             
               To
               feed
               the
               stinking
               lamp
               of
               pride
               with
               oyle
               :
            
             
               When
               with
               a
               sword
               ,
               he
               gat
               a
               knightly
               name
               ,
            
             
               With
               the
               same
               blow
               ,
               his
               Lady
               was
               struck
               lame
               .
            
             
               For
               if
               you
               marke
               it
               ,
               she
               no
               ground
               doth
               tread
               ,
            
             
               (
               Since
               the
               blow
               fell
               )
               except
               that
               she
               be
               lead
               :
            
             
               And
               Charity
               is
               since
               that
               time
               (
               some
               say
               )
            
             
               In
               a
               Carts
               yonger
               brother
               borne
               away
               .
            
             
               These
               are
               the
               Cormorants
               ,
               that
               haue
               the
               power
            
             
               To
               swallow
               a
               Realme
               ,
               and
               last
               themselues
               deuour
               :
            
             
               And
               let
               their
               gaudy
               friends
               ,
               thinke
               what
               they
               will
               ,
            
             
               My
               Cormorant
               shall
               be
               their
               better
               still
               .
            
          
        
         
           
           
             An
             Extortioner
             and
             a
             Broaker
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 Friends
                 to
                 but
                 few
                 ,
                 and
                 to
                 their
                 owne
                 soules
                 worst
                 ,
              
               
                 With
                 Aspish
                 poyson
                 poysning
                 men
                 at
                 first
                 ,
              
               
                 Who
                 laughing
                 languish
                 ,
                 neuer
                 thinke
                 on
                 death
                 ,
              
               
                 Vntill
                 these
                 Wolues
                 (
                 with
                 biting
                 )
                 stop
                 their
                 breath
                 ;
              
               
                 The
                 diuell
                 and
                 they
                 at
                 no
                 time
                 can
                 be
                 sunder'd
                 ,
              
               
                 And
                 all
                 their
                 trade
                 is
                 forty
                 in
                 the
                 hundred
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               ROome
               for
               two
               hounds
               ,
               well
               coupl'd
               ,
               and
               t'
               is
               pitty
            
             
               To
               part
               them
               ,
               they
               doe
               keepe
               such
               ranck
               i'
               th
               City
               ,
            
             
               Th'
               Extortioner
               is
               such
               a
               fiend
               ,
               that
               he
            
             
               Doth
               make
               the
               Vsurer
               a
               Saint
               to
               be
               .
            
             
               One
               for
               a
               hundreds
               vse
               doth
               take
               but
               ten
               ,
            
             
               T'other
               for
               ten
               a
               hundred
               takes
               agen
               :
            
             
               The
               one
               mongst
               Christians
               is
               well
               tolerated
               ,
            
             
               Tother's
               of
               heauen
               and
               earth
               abhor'd
               and
               hated
               ,
            
             
               The
               one
               doth
               often
               helpe
               a
               man
               distrest
               ,
            
             
               The
               other
               addes
               oppression
               to'th
               opprest
               .
            
             
               By
               paying
               vse
               a
               man
               may
               thriue
               and
               get
               ,
            
             
               But
               by
               extortion
               neuer
               none
               could
               yet
               .
            
             
               Though
               vsury
               be
               bad
               ,
               (
               t
               is
               vnderstood
               ,
            
             
               Compared
               with
               extortion
               )
               it
               seemes
               good
               .
            
             
               One
               by
               ●e●aile
               ,
               and
               th'
               other
               by
               the
               great
               ,
            
             
               Ingrose
               the
               profits
               of
               the
               whole
               worlds
               sweat
               ,
            
             
               That
               man
               is
               happy
               that
               hath
               meate
               and
               cloath
               ,
            
             
               And
               stands
               in
               need
               of
               neither
               of
               them
               both
               ,
            
             
               Extortioners
               are
               Monsters
               in
               all
               nations
               ,
            
             
               All
               their
               Conditions
               turne
               to
               Obligations
               ,
            
             
               VVaxe
               is
               their
               shot
               ,
               and
               writing
               pens
               their
               Guns
               ,
            
             
               Their
               powder
               is
               the
               inke
               that
               from
               them
               runs
               .
            
             
             
               And
               this
               dank
               powder
               hath
               blowne
               vp
               more
               men
            
             
               In
               one
               yeare
               ,
               then
               gunpowder
               hath
               in
               ten
               .
            
             
               Bils
               are
               their
               weapons
               ,
               parchments
               are
               their
               shields
               ,
            
             
               VVith
               which
               they
               win
               whole
               lordships
               ,
               towns
               &
               fields
            
             
               And
               ,
               for
               they
               know
               in
               heauen
               they
               ne're
               shall
               dwell
               ,
            
             
               They
               ingrose
               the
               earth
               before
               they
               come
               to
               hell
               .
            
             
               Yet
               all
               their
               liues
               here
               they
               with
               cares
               are
               vext
               ,
            
             
               Slaues
               in
               this
               world
               ,
               and
               hell
               hounds
               in
               the
               next
               .
            
             
               And
               what
               they
               o're
               the
               diuels
               backe
               did
               win
               ,
            
             
               Their
               heyres
               beneath
               his
               belly
               waste
               in
               sinne
               .
            
             
               The
               Broaker
               is
               the
               better
               senting
               hound
               ,
            
             
               He
               hunts
               and
               scouts
               till
               he
               his
               prey
               hath
               found
               ,
            
             
               The
               gallant
               which
               I
               mention'd
               late
               before
               ,
            
             
               Turning
               old
               hospitality
               out
               of
               doore
               ,
            
             
               And
               hauing
               swallowed
               tenants
               and
               their
               crops
               ,
            
             
               Comming
               to
               towne
               ,
               he
               crams
               Extortions
               chops
               :
            
             
               Craft
               there
               ,
               may
               here
               againe
               be
               set
               to
               schoole
               ,
            
             
               A
               Country
               knaue
               oft
               proues
               a
               City
               foole
               .
            
             
               He
               that
               a
               dogs
               part
               plaies
               when
               he
               is
               there
               ,
            
             
               A
               wolfe
               deuoures
               him
               when
               he
               comes
               vp
               here
               :
            
             
               The
               silly
               swaine
               the
               racking
               Landlord
               worries
               ,
            
             
               But
               Swaine
               and
               Landlord
               both
               extortion
               curries
               .
            
             
               First
               thing
               is
               done
               ,
               the
               Broaker
               smels
               him
               forth
               ,
            
             
               Hunts
               all
               his
               haunts
               ,
               enquires
               into
               his
               worth
               :
            
             
               Sents
               out
               his
               present
               wants
               ,
               and
               then
               applies
            
             
               Rank
               poyson
               to
               his
               wounds
               for
               remedies
               .
            
             
               In
               stead
               of
               licking
               ,
               he
               's
               a
               biting
               whelpe
               ,
            
             
               And
               ranckles
               most
               ,
               when
               he
               most
               seemes
               to
               helpe
               ,
            
             
               And
               he
               hunts
               dry
               foot
               ;
               neuer
               spends
               his
               throat
            
             
               Till
               a
               has
               caught
               his
               game
               ,
               and
               then
               his
               note
            
             
               Luls
               him
               asleepe
               ,
               fast
               in
               Extortions
               bands
            
             
               There
               leaues
               him
               ,
               takes
               his
               fee
               o'
               th
               goods
               and
               lands
               .
            
             
               And
               as
               he
               is
               the
               Commonwealths
               deceiuer
               ,
            
             
               So
               (
               for
               the
               most
               part
               )
               hee
               's
               the
               theeues
               receiuer
               .
            
             
             
               Hangs
               vp
               the
               hangmans
               wardrop
               at
               his
               doore
               ,
            
             
               Which
               by
               the
               hangman
               hath
               beene
               hang'd
               before
               .
            
             
               A
               fishwife
               ,
               with
               a
               pawne
               ,
               doth
               money
               seeke
               ,
            
             
               Hee
               two
               pence
               takes
               for
               twelue
               pence
               euery
               weeke
               :
            
             
               Which
               makes
               me
               aske
               my selfe
               a
               question
               plaine
               ,
            
             
               And
               to
               my selfe
               I
               answere
               make
               againe
               :
            
             
               
                 Was
                 Houndsditch
                 Houndsditch
                 calld
                 can
                 any
                 tell
                 ,
              
            
             
               
                 Before
                 the
                 Broakers
                 in
                 that
                 street
                 did
                 dwell
                 ?
              
            
             
               
                 No
                 sure
                 it
                 was
                 not
                 ,
                 it
                 hath
                 got
                 that
                 name
              
            
             
               
                 From
                 them
                 ,
                 and
                 since
                 the
                 Time
                 they
                 thither
                 came
                 :
              
            
             
               And
               well
               it
               now
               may
               called
               be
               Houndsditch
               ,
            
             
               For
               there
               are
               Hounds
               will
               giue
               a
               vengeance
               twitch
               :
            
             
               These
               are
               the
               Gulphes
               ,
               that
               swallow
               all
               by
               lending
               ,
            
             
               Like
               my
               old
               shoes
               ,
               quite
               past
               all
               hope
               of
               mending
               :
            
             
               I
               'de
               throw
               my
               Cormorants
               dead
               into
               the
               pooles
               .
            
             
               If
               they
               cram'd
               fish
               so
               fast
               as
               these
               eate
               fooles
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             Basket
             Iustice.
             
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 The
                 best
                 of
                 men
                 ,
                 when
                 truely
                 exercis'd
                 ,
              
               
                 The
                 Actor
                 may
                 a
                 Saint
                 be
                 canoniz'd
                 :
              
               
                 Not
                 Policy
                 but
                 practise
                 ,
                 Iustice
                 frames
                 ,
              
               
                 Those
                 whom
                 bribes
                 blinde
                 ,
                 haue
                 onely
                 thred-bare
                 names
              
               
                 Of
                 what
                 they
                 should
                 be
                 ,
                 thus
                 the
                 Land
                 is
                 blest
                 ,
              
               
                 When
                 iudgments
                 iust
                 flow
                 from
                 the
                 Iudges
                 breast
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               BEfore
               the
               noyse
               of
               these
               two
               Hounds
               did
               cease
               ,
            
             
               A
               Iustice
               (
               comming
               by
               )
               commanded
               peace
               :
            
             
               Peace
               Curres
               (
               quoth
               he
               )
               and
               learne
               to
               take
               your
               pray
               ,
            
             
               And
               not
               a
               word
               ,
               so
               wise
               folkes
               ,
               goe
               away
               :
            
             
               This
               is
               a
               youth
               that
               sued
               his
               place
               to
               haue
               ,
            
             
               Bought
               his
               authority
               to
               play
               the
               knaue
               .
            
             
             
               And
               as
               for
               Coyne
               he
               did
               his
               place
               obtaine
               ,
            
             
               So
               hee
               'le
               sell
               Iustice
               to
               mak
               't
               vp
               againe
               ,
            
             
               For
               the
               old
               prouerb
               fits
               his
               humor
               well
               ,
            
             
               That
               he
               that
               dearely
               buyes
               ,
               must
               dearely
               sell.
            
             
               The
               sword
               of
               Iustice
               draw
               he
               stoutly
               can
               ,
            
             
               To
               guard
               a
               knaue
               ,
               and
               grieue
               an
               honest
               man
               ,
            
             
               His
               Clarke's
               the
               Bee
               that
               fils
               his
               comb
               with
               honey
               ,
            
             
               He
               hath
               the
               wit
               ,
               his
               master
               hath
               the
               money
               .
            
             
               Such
               Iusticer
               as
               this
               (
               if
               men
               doe
               marke
               )
            
             
               Is
               altogether
               guided
               by
               his
               Clarke
               ,
            
             
               He
               's
               the
               vice
               Iustice
               ,
               he
               workes
               all
               by
               's
               wits
               ,
            
             
               The
               whilst
               his
               master
               pickes
               his
               teeth
               ,
               or
               spits
               ,
            
             
               Walkes
               ,
               hums
               ,
               and
               nods
               ,
               cals
               knaue
               at
               euery
               turne
               ,
            
             
               (
               As
               if
               he
               in
               a
               dawes
               nest
               had
               beene
               borne
               :
               )
            
             
               No
               other
               language
               from
               his
               worship
               flees
               ,
            
             
               But
               prisons
               ,
               warrants
               ,
               Mittimus
               ,
               and
               fees
               :
            
             
               Commit
               ,
               before
               he
               search
               out
               the
               offence
               ,
            
             
               And
               heare
               the
               matter
               after
               two
               dayes
               hence
               ,
            
             
               Talkes
               of
               Recognizances
               ,
               and
               hath
               scope
            
             
               To
               bind
               and
               loose
               ,
               as
               if
               he
               were
               the
               Pope
               .
            
             
               Be
               the
               case
               ne're
               so
               good
               ,
               yet
               build
               vpon
               't
               ,
            
             
               Fees
               must
               be
               payd
               ,
               for
               that
               's
               the
               humor
               on
               't
               .
            
             
               And
               thus
               with
               onely
               cursed
               wealth
               and
               beard
               ,
            
             
               He
               makes
               a
               world
               of
               witlesse
               fooles
               afeard
               ,
            
             
               And
               when
               he
               giues
               them
               but
               a
               smile
               or
               nod
               ,
            
             
               They
               thinke
               this
               doughty
               elfe
               ,
               a
               demy-god
               .
            
             
               When
               fortune
               fals
               ,
               he
               knowes
               to
               vse
               the
               same
               ,
            
             
               His
               Clarke
               and
               he
               ,
               as
               quiet
               as
               a
               lambe
               ,
            
             
               Make
               not
               two
               words
               ,
               but
               share
               ,
               and
               goe
               through
               stich
               ,
            
             
               Here
               's
               mine
               ,
               there
               's
               thine
               ,
               for
               they
               know
               which
               is
               which
            
             
               There
               hath
               beene
               ,
               are
               ,
               and
               will
               be
               still
               agen
               ,
            
             
               In
               all
               professions
               ,
               some
               corrupted
               men
               :
            
             
               Before
               this
               branch
               of
               false
               Gehez●es
               Tribe
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               sacriledge
               to
               call
               a
               bribe
               a
               bribe
               ,
            
             
             
               Giue
               him
               a
               Bucke
               ,
               a
               Pig
               ,
               a
               Goose
               ,
               or
               Phesant
               ,
            
             
               (
               For
               manners
               sake
               )
               it
               must
               be
               cal'd
               a
               present
               ,
            
             
               And
               when
               he
               's
               blind
               in
               Iustice
               ,
               t
               is
               a
               doubt
               ,
            
             
               But
               Turkies
               tallons
               scratch'd
               his
               eyes
               halfe
               out
               :
            
             
               Or
               Capons
               clawes
               ,
               but
               t
               is
               a
               heauy
               case
            
             
               That
               fowles
               should
               flye
               so
               in
               a
               Iustice
               face
               .
            
             
               Sometimes
               his
               eyes
               are
               goard
               with
               an
               Oxe
               horne
               ,
            
             
               Or
               suddaine
               dasht
               out
               with
               a
               sacke
               of
               corne
               ,
            
             
               Or
               the
               whiske
               brushing
               of
               a
               Coachmares
               taile
            
             
               To
               fit
               the
               Coach
               ,
               but
               all
               these
               thoughts
               may
               faile
               ,
            
             
               Some
               thinke
               they
               are
               but
               clouded
               ,
               and
               will
               shine
               ,
            
             
               Eclips'd
               a
               little
               with
               a
               Teirce
               of
               Wine
               ,
            
             
               Or
               onely
               falne
               into
               some
               hoodwink'd
               nap
               ,
            
             
               As
               some
               men
               may
               vpon
               the
               Bench
               ,
               by
               hap
               .
            
             
               But
               Iustice
               seemes
               deafe
               when
               some
               tales
               are
               told
               ,
            
             
               Perhaps
               his
               charity
               hath
               tane
               some
               cold
               ,
            
             
               And
               that
               may
               be
               the
               cause
               ,
               or
               rattling
               Coaching
               ,
            
             
               Or
               neighing
               horses
               to
               her
               gate
               approaching
               ,
            
             
               From
               thence
               into
               the
               stable
               ,
               as
               her
               owne
               :
            
             
               The
               certaine
               truth
               thereof
               is
               not
               yet
               knowne
               .
            
             
               But
               sure
               she
               is
               so
               deafe
               ,
               that
               she
               can
               heare
               ,
            
             
               Nothing
               but
               what
               her
               Clarke
               blowes
               in
               her
               eare
               ,
            
             
               Which
               Clarke
               ,
               good
               men
               must
               croach
               to
               ,
               &
               stand
               bare
            
             
               Or
               else
               finall
               Iustice
               mongst
               them
               they
               shall
               share
               ,
            
             
               His
               Master
               like
               a
               weather-cocke
               inclinde
               ,
            
             
               As
               he
               doth
               please
               he
               makes
               him
               turne
               and
               winde
               .
            
             
               This
               Iustice
               of
               all
               senses
               is
               bereft
               ,
            
             
               Except
               his
               feeling
               ,
               onely
               feeling's
               left
               :
            
             
               With
               which
               he
               swallowes
               with
               insatiate
               power
               ,
            
             
               More
               bribes
               then
               doth
               my
               Corm'rant
               fish
               deuoure
               .
            
          
        
         
           
           
             A
             Cutpurse
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 This
                 is
                 a
                 mad
                 knaue
                 ,
                 liues
                 by
                 trickes
                 and
                 sleights
                 .
              
               
                 He
                 diues
                 by
                 land
                 ,
                 and
                 dies
                 within
                 the
                 ayre
                 :
              
               
                 He
                 serues
                 no
                 man
                 ,
                 yet
                 courteously
                 he
                 waites
              
               
                 On
                 whom
                 he
                 list
                 ,
                 in
                 Church
                 ,
                 towne
                 ,
                 throng
                 ,
                 or
                 faire
                 .
              
               
                 He
                 will
                 not
                 worke
                 ,
                 yet
                 is
                 well
                 cloath'd
                 and
                 fed
                 ,
              
               
                 And
                 for
                 his
                 farewell
                 seldome
                 dies
                 in
                 's
                 bed
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               THis
               spirit
               ,
               or
               this
               Ferrit
               ,
               next
               that
               enters
            
             
               (
               Although
               he
               be
               no
               Merchant
               )
               much
               he
               ventures
               ,
            
             
               And
               though
               he
               be
               a
               noted
               coward
               ,
               yet
            
             
               Most
               valiantly
               he
               doth
               his
               liuing
               get
               .
            
             
               He
               hath
               no
               weapon
               but
               a
               curtoll
               knife
               ,
            
             
               Wherewith
               for
               what
               he
               hath
               he
               hazards
               life
               .
            
             
               East
               Indian
               Merchants
               crosse
               the
               raging
               Floods
               ,
            
             
               And
               in
               their
               ventring
               ,
               venter
               but
               their
               goods
               :
            
             
               When
               as
               themselues
               at
               Hope
               securely
               sleepe
               ,
            
             
               And
               neuer
               plow
               the
               dangerous
               ocean
               deepe
               ,
            
             
               If
               they
               doe
               lose
               by
               Pirates
               ,
               tempests
               ,
               rocks
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               but
               a
               Flea
               bite
               to
               their
               wealthy
               stocks
               :
            
             
               VVhilst
               the
               poore
               Cutpurse
               day
               and
               night
               doth
               toile
               ,
            
             
               VVatches
               and
               wardes
               ,
               and
               doth
               himslefe
               turmoile
               :
            
             
               Oft
               cuts
               a
               purse
               before
               the
               Sessions
               barre
               ,
            
             
               VVhilst
               others
               for
               their
               liues
               apleading
               are
               ,
            
             
               To
               Sturbridge
               Faire
               ,
               or
               vnto
               Bristoll
               ambles
            
             
               In
               ieopardy
               he
               for
               his
               liuing
               rambles
               ,
            
             
               And
               what
               he
               gets
               he
               doth
               not
               beg
               or
               borrow
               ,
            
             
               Ventures
               his
               necke
               ,
               and
               there
               's
               an
               end
               ,
               hang
               sorrow
            
             
               VVhilst
               midst
               his
               perils
               he
               doth
               drinke
               and
               sing
            
             
               And
               hath
               more
               pursebearers
               then
               any
               King
            
             
             
               Liues
               like
               a
               Gentleman
               ,
               by
               sleight
               of
               hand
               ;
            
             
               Can
               play
               the
               Foist
               ,
               the
               Nip
               ,
               the
               Stale
               ,
               the
               Stand
               ,
            
             
               The
               Snap
               ,
               the
               Curb
               ,
               the
               
                 Crosbite
                 ,
                 Warp
              
               ,
               and
               List
               ,
            
             
               
                 Decoy
                 ,
                 prig
                 ,
                 Cheat
              
               ,
               (
               all
               for
               a
               hanging
               shift
               .
               )
            
             
               Still
               valiant
               where
               he
               comes
               ,
               and
               free
               from
               care
               ,
            
             
               And
               dares
               the
               stocks
               ,
               the
               whip
               ,
               the
               Iaile
               outdare
               .
            
             
               Speakes
               the
               braue
               canting
               tongue
               ,
               lyes
               with
               his
               dell
               ,
            
             
               Or
               pad
               ,
               or
               doxi
               ,
               or
               his
               
                 bonny
                 Nell
              
               ,
            
             
               And
               liues
               as
               merry
               as
               the
               day
               is
               long
               ,
            
             
               In
               scorne
               of
               Tyburne
               ,
               or
               the
               ropes
               ding-dong
               .
            
             
               But
               now
               a
               ieast
               or
               two
               to
               minde
               I
               call
               ,
            
             
               Which
               to
               this
               function
               lately
               did
               befall
               :
            
             
               A
               Cutpurse
               standing
               in
               a
               market-towne
               ,
            
             
               As
               for
               his
               prey
               his
               eyes
               scowld
               vp
               and
               downe
               ,
            
             
               At
               last
               he
               shoulders
               neare
               a
               country
               Lasse
               ,
            
             
               And
               cut
               her
               purse
               ,
               as
               by
               her
               he
               did
               passe
               .
            
             
               Shee
               spide
               and
               caught
               him
               ,
               and
               began
               to
               raue
               ,
            
             
               Cald
               him
               
                 rogue
                 ,
                 rascall
                 ,
                 villeyne
                 ,
                 thiefe
              
               and
               slaue
               .
            
             
               Gep
               with
               a
               pox
               ,
               the
               Cutpurse
               then
               replide
               ,
            
             
               Are
               you
               so
               fine
               you
               can
               no
               icasting
               bide
               ,
            
             
               I
               'ue
               ieasted
               more
               with
               forty
               honest
               men
               ,
            
             
               So
               with
               a
               moraine
               ,
               take
               your
               purse
               agen
               .
            
             
               Another
               sattin
               Cutpurse
               ,
               dawbd
               with
               lace
               ,
            
             
               A
               country
               Gentleman
               for
               's
               purse
               did
               chase
               ,
            
             
               On
               whom
               a
               blew-coat
               Seruingman
               did
               waite
               ,
            
             
               And
               passing
               through
               a
               narrow
               obscure
               strait
               ,
            
             
               The
               thieuing
               knaue
               the
               purse
               he
               nimbly
               nims
            
             
               And
               like
               a
               
                 land
                 sharke
              
               ,
               thence
               by
               land
               he
               swims
               .
            
             
               The
               Scruingman
               perceiu'd
               the
               Cutpurse
               tricke
               ,
            
             
               Said
               nought
               ,
               but
               dogges
               him
               through
               thinne
               &
               thick
               ,
            
             
               Vntill
               the
               thiefe
               suppos'd
               the
               coast
               was
               cleare
               ,
            
             
               As
               he
               was
               pissing
               Blew-coat
               cut
               off's
               eare
               .
            
             
               The
               Cutpurse
               madly
               gins
               to
               sweare
               and
               curse
               ,
            
             
               The
               other
               said
               ,
               Giue
               me
               my
               masters
               purse
               ,
            
             
             
               VVhich
               you
               stole
               lately
               from
               his
               pocket
               ,
               then
            
             
               There
               's
               no
               wrong
               done
               ,
               but
               here
               's
               your
               eare
               agen
               .
            
             
               Thus
               though
               a
               Cutpurse
               trade
               be
               counted
               ill
               ,
            
             
               I
               say
               he
               is
               a
               man
               of
               action
               still
               :
            
             
               Waites
               on
               Ambassadors
               that
               comes
               and
               goes
               ,
            
             
               Attends
               at
               Tiltings
               and
               triumphant
               showes
            
             
               At
               Westminster
               ,
               he
               still
               attendance
               giues
            
             
               On
               the
               Lord
               Mayor
               ,
               his
               brethren
               ,
               and
               the
               Shrieues
               ,
            
             
               Although
               vnbidden
               ,
               yet
               hee
               'll
               be
               a
               guest
               ,
            
             
               And
               haue
               his
               hand
               in
               sometimes
               with
               the
               best
               .
            
             
               And
               whilst
               he
               liues
               ,
               note
               how
               he
               takes
               degree
               ,
            
             
               Newgate's
               his
               hall
               ,
               at
               Tyburne
               hee
               's
               made
               free
               :
            
             
               Where
               commonly
               it
               so
               fals
               out
               with
               him
               ,
            
             
               He
               dyes
               in
               perfect
               health
               ,
               sound
               winde
               and
               limbe
               ,
            
             
               He
               in
               a
               Coaches
               elder
               brother
               rides
               ,
            
             
               And
               when
               his
               soule
               and
               corps
               ,
               from
               each
               diuides
               ,
            
             
               He
               foules
               no
               sheetes
               ,
               nor
               any
               Physicke
               takes
               ,
            
             
               But
               like
               a
               bird
               in'th
               ayre
               an
               end
               he
               makes
               :
            
             
               And
               such
               an
               end
               I
               wish
               they
               all
               may
               haue
               ,
            
             
               And
               all
               that
               loue
               a
               shifting
               Cutpurse
               knaue
               .
            
             
               For
               they
               are
               Cormorants
               wheresoere
               they
               haunt
               ,
            
             
               Vntill
               the
               Gallowes
               proues
               their
               Cormorant
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             good
             and
             a
             bad
             Constable
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 This
                 man
                 is
                 to
                 the
                 Magistrate
                 an
                 eye
                 ,
              
               
                 Reuealing
                 things
                 which
                 Iustice
                 could
                 not
                 finde
                 .
              
               
                 Blacke
                 deeds
                 of
                 darknesse
                 ,
                 he
                 doth
                 oft
                 descry
                 ,
              
               
                 And
                 is
                 (
                 if
                 he
                 be
                 honestly
                 inclinde
                 )
              
               
                 So
                 fit
                 the
                 Common-wealth
                 in
                 peace
                 to
                 keepe
                 ,
              
               
                 By
                 watching
                 carefully
                 whilst
                 thousands
                 sleepe
                 .
              
            
          
           
           
             
               VVhen
               Titan
               steepes
               his
               bright
               resplendant
               beames
               ,
            
             
               And
               hides
               his
               burning
               Car
               i'
               th
               westerne
               streames
               ;
            
             
               VVhen
               to
               the
               vnder
               world
               day
               takes
               his
               flight
               ,
            
             
               And
               leaues
               th'
               Horizon
               all
               in
               darknesse
               dight
               ,
            
             
               VVhen
               Philomel
               doth
               gainst
               a
               thorne
               proclaime
            
             
               In
               dulcet
               notes
               ,
               the
               lustfull
               Tereus
               shame
               ,
            
             
               VVhen
               Maddam
               Midnight
               shewes
               her
               Ebon
               face
               ,
            
             
               And
               darknesse
               doth
               the
               Hemispheare
               embrace
               ,
            
             
               Then
               (
               to
               keepe
               all
               things
               peaceable
               and
               well
               )
            
             
               The
               watchfull
               Constable
               keepes
               Centinell
               .
            
             
               Then
               if
               a
               man
               (
               with
               drinke
               )
               his
               wit
               hath
               left
               ,
            
             
               Or
               hath
               committed
               leachery
               ,
               or
               theft
               ,
            
             
               Or
               murder
               ,
               then
               the
               Constable
               thinkes
               fit
            
             
               That
               such
               committers
               straitly
               he
               commit
            
             
               Hee
               's
               Lord
               high
               Regent
               of
               the
               tedious
               night
               ,
            
             
               Man
               of
               the
               Moone
               he
               may
               be
               called
               right
               :
            
             
               Great
               generall
               of
               
                 Glowormes
                 ,
                 Owles
              
               and
               Bats
               ,
            
             
               Comptroler
               ouer
               such
               as
               whip
               the
               Cats
               .
            
             
               Dianaes
               forrester
               that
               with
               regard
               ,
            
             
               Doth
               guard
               the
               Heard
               that
               liues
               within
               his
               ward
               ,
            
             
               His
               vigilancy
               is
               most
               manifest
               ,
            
             
               For
               through
               his
               hornes
               he
               lightens
               all
               the
               rest
               .
            
             
               Like
               Minos
               .
               or
               iust
               iudging
               Rhadamant
               ,
            
             
               He
               walkes
               the
               darksome
               streets
               of
               Troynouant
               ,
            
             
               Attended
               with
               his
               Goblins
               clad
               in
               Rugs
               ,
            
             
               Like
               Russian
               Beares
               ,
               or
               Phlegetonian
               bugs
               ,
            
             
               Vntill
               Aurora
               shewes
               her
               blushing
               brow
               ,
            
             
               And
               Lucifer
               doth
               shine
               ,
               and
               Cocks
               do
               crow
               ,
            
             
               
                 Madge
                 Howlet
              
               whooting
               ,
               hides
               her
               fearefull
               head
               ,
            
             
               Then
               goes
               the
               Constable
               and
               's
               watch
               to
               bed
               .
            
             
               This
               officer
               in
               the
               first
               place
               I
               put
               ,
            
             
               He
               that
               comes
               next
               is
               of
               another
               cut
               .
            
             
               Yet
               he
               's
               a
               member
               of
               the
               peace
               comes
               next
               ,
            
             
               And
               writ
               most
               commonly
               an
               asse
               in
               Text
               :
            
             
             
               Image
               of
               office
               he
               is
               held
               to
               be
            
             
               And
               has
               his
               staffe
               tip'd
               with
               authority
               ,
            
             
               He
               has
               his
               bill-men
               ,
               which
               can
               seldome
               keepe
            
             
               The
               name
               of
               watchmen
               ,
               for
               they
               're
               still
               asleepe
               .
            
             
               His
               word
               is
               
                 Who
                 goes
                 there
                 ?
                 Where
                 doe
                 you
                 dwell
                 ?
              
            
             
               
                 Stand
                 still
                 ,
                 and
                 come
                 before
                 the
                 Constable
                 .
              
            
             
               
                 Is
                 this
                 an
                 houre
                 :
                 carry
                 him
                 to
                 the
                 Compter
                 goe
                 .
              
            
             
               Sayes
               a
               man's
               drunke
               ,
               when
               his
               owne
               case
               is
               so
               .
            
             
               But
               let
               a
               quar'ling
               slaue
               indeed
               goe
               by
               ,
            
             
               Leading
               by
               'th
               arme
               his
               rampant
               venery
               ,
            
             
               A
               thing
               of
               filthy
               surfet
               ,
               like
               a
               swine
               ,
            
             
               That
               scarce
               can
               goe
               laden
               with
               poxe
               and
               wine
               ,
            
             
               They
               for
               their
               sixpence
               shall
               passe
               by
               in
               state
               ,
            
             
               The
               porter
               with
               a
               leg
               will
               ope
               the
               gate
               ,
            
             
               VVorship'd
               ,
               and
               guarded
               to
               their
               lodging
               safe
               ,
            
             
               Not
               with
               bils
               onely
               ,
               but
               th'officious
               staffe
               .
            
             
               VVhilst
               the
               good
               sober
               man
               ,
               that
               nothing
               gaue
               ,
            
             
               Is
               straight
               committed
               for
               a
               dangerous
               knaue
               ,
            
             
               Traytor
               to'th
               State
               ,
               and
               in
               the
               Iayle
               must
               lye
               ,
            
             
               VVhilst
               th'
               other's
               lighted
               to
               his
               lechery
               .
            
             
               This
               Constable
               may
               haue
               a
               tricke
               in
               store
               ,
            
             
               His
               house
               may
               be
               safe
               harbour
               for
               a
               whore
               ,
            
             
               Because
               no
               man
               will
               offer
               to
               search
               there
               .
            
             
               She
               there
               may
               rest
               ,
               and
               roost
               secure
               from
               feare
               .
            
             
               There
               she
               may
               lodge
               ,
               and
               trade
               too
               if
               shee
               will
               ,
            
             
               As
               sure
               and
               safe
               ,
               as
               theeues
               are
               in
               a
               Mill
               ,
            
             
               Or
               Suburbs
               for
               the
               birth
               of
               Bastards
               are
               ,
            
             
               For
               all
               desire
               to
               lay
               their
               bellies
               there
               .
            
             
               Nay
               as
               a
               Compter
               for
               a
               fellon's
               home
               ,
            
             
               Or
               Ladies
               chamber
               for
               a
               Priest
               from
               Rome
               .
            
             
               But
               yet
               I
               say
               ,
               t
               is
               not
               a
               matter
               hard
               ,
            
             
               To
               finde
               an
               honest
               Constable
               in
               's
               ward
               .
            
             
               Trust
               forbid
               else
               ,
               and
               waking
               watchmen
               to
               ,
            
             
               VVhose
               bils
               were
               neuer
               stolne
               ,
               and
               much
               adoe
            
             
             
               To
               be
               corrupted
               with
               a
               villaines
               shilling
               ,
            
             
               To
               wrong
               the
               good
               ,
               and
               bad
               mens
               mindes
               fulfilling
               .
            
             
               Such
               men
               as
               those
               I
               thinke
               some
               few
               there
               be
               ,
            
             
               And
               for
               the
               rest
               ,
               would
               they
               were
               hangd
               for
               me
               .
            
             
               He
               when
               my
               Corm'rant
               is
               at
               rest
               ,
               and
               thinkes
            
             
               Poore
               fish
               no
               harme
               ,
               nor
               ought
               that
               water
               drinkes
               ,
            
             
               That
               's
               a
               night
               Corm'rant
               ,
               and
               at
               midnight
               swils
               ,
            
             
               Whole
               cans
               and
               pots
               with
               cheaters
               and
               their
               Iils
               ,
            
             
               He
               makes
               all
               fish
               that
               comes
               into
               his
               net
               ,
            
             
               Drinkes
               drunke
               ,
               and
               sleepes
               ,
               and
               then
               the
               watch
               is
               set
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             London
             Serieant
             and
             Iaylor
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 A
                 brace
                 of
                 Hell-hounds
                 that
                 on
                 earth
                 doe
                 dwell
                 ,
              
               
                 That
                 tyrannize
                 on
                 poore
                 mens
                 bodies
                 more
                 ,
              
               
                 (
                 If
                 more
                 they
                 could
                 )
                 then
                 diuels
                 ore
                 soules
                 in
                 hell
                 :
              
               
                 Whose
                 musicke
                 is
                 the
                 groanings
                 of
                 the
                 poore
                 .
              
               
                 These
                 ,
                 when
                 they
                 buy
                 their
                 office
                 ,
                 sell
                 their
                 soules
                 ,
              
               
                 No
                 Cormorants
                 are
                 such
                 deuouring
                 fowles
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               THe
               Serieant
               I
               before
               the
               Iaylor
               name
               ,
            
             
               Because
               he
               is
               the
               dog
               that
               hunts
               the
               game
               :
            
             
               He
               worries
               it
               ,
               and
               brings
               it
               to
               the
               toyle
               ,
            
             
               And
               then
               the
               Iaylor
               liues
               vpon
               the
               spoile
               .
            
             
               I
               'ue
               knowne
               a
               Serieant
               that
               foure
               houres
               hath
               sate
               ,
            
             
               Peeping
               and
               leering
               through
               a
               Tauerne
               grate
               ,
            
             
               His
               Yeoman
               on
               the
               other
               side
               the
               way
               ,
            
             
               Keeping
               the
               like
               watch
               both
               for
               one
               poore
               prey
               :
            
             
               Whom
               when
               they
               spide
               ,
               like
               mastiues
               they
               come
               neere
               him
               ,
            
             
               And
               by
               the
               throat
               like
               cruell
               curs
               they
               teare
               him
               ;
            
             
               If
               he
               hath
               money
               ,
               to
               the
               Tauerne
               straight
               ,
            
             
               These
               sucking
               purse-leaches
               will
               on
               him
               wait
               :
            
             
             
               But
               if
               his
               stocke
               below
               ,
               and
               's
               pockets
               drye
               ,
            
             
               To'th
               Iayle
               with
               him
               ,
               there
               let
               him
               starue
               and
               dye
               .
            
             
               Yet
               for
               all
               this
               a
               Serieant
               is
               deuout
               ,
            
             
               For
               he
               doth
               watch
               and
               prey
               much
               out
               of
               doubt
               .
            
             
               He
               sels
               no
               spice
               ,
               and
               yet
               in
               euery
               place
            
             
               He
               's
               halfe
               a
               Grocer
               ,
               for
               he
               liues
               by
               's
               mace
               :
            
             
               He
               's
               part
               a
               Gentleman
               ,
               for
               vp
               and
               downc
               ,
            
             
               Their
               
                 steps
                 he
                 followes
              
               round
               about
               the
               towne
               .
            
             
               And
               yet
               he
               seemes
               a
               Iugler
               too
               by
               this
               ,
            
             
               He
               oft
               from
               shape
               to
               shape
               so
               changed
               is
               :
            
             
               As
               sometimes
               like
               an
               Amsterdammian
               brother
               ,
            
             
               Sometimes
               a
               Porters
               shape
               ,
               sometimes
               another
               ,
            
             
               Sometimes
               t'a
               Counsellor
               at
               Law
               ,
               and
               then
            
             
               T'a
               lame
               ,
               or
               blinded
               begger
               ,
               and
               agen
            
             
               T'a
               Country
               Seruingman
               that
               brings
               a
               Deere
               ,
            
             
               And
               with
               these
               trickes
               his
               prey
               he
               doth
               come
               deere
               .
            
             
               Wherein
               he
               imitates
               the
               diuell
               aright
               ,
            
             
               Who
               can
               put
               on
               an
               Angels
               shape
               of
               light
               ,
            
             
               That
               so
               his
               craft
               may
               on
               mens
               soules
               preuaile
               .
            
             
               So
               Serieants
               snare
               mens
               bodies
               for
               the
               Iayle
               ,
            
             
               Time
               was
               he
               wore
               a
               proper
               kind
               of
               coate
               ,
            
             
               And
               in
               his
               hand
               a
               white
               rod
               ,
               as
               a
               note
            
             
               Whereby
               a
               man
               far
               off
               a
               knaue
               might
               spie
               ,
            
             
               And
               shun
               him
               if
               he
               were
               in
               ieopardy
               .
            
             
               But
               now
               to
               no
               such
               habit
               he
               is
               bound
               ,
            
             
               Because
               his
               place
               (
               neere
               )
               cost
               him
               eight
               score
               pound
               ,
            
             
               To
               get
               the
               which
               againe
               ,
               he
               must
               disguise
            
             
               And
               vse
               a
               thousand
               shifts
               and
               villanies
               .
            
             
               Oh
               that
               a
               man
               so
               little
               grace
               should
               haue
            
             
               To
               giue
               so
               much
               ,
               to
               be
               esteem'd
               a
               knaue
               .
            
             
               To
               be
               shau'd
               ,
               duck'd
               ,
               and
               vnpittied
               dye
               ,
            
             
               Curst
               and
               contemn'd
               within
               his
               graue
               to
               lie
               .
            
             
               To
               hazard
               soule
               and
               body
               ,
               ne're
               to
               thriue
               ,
            
             
               But
               by
               mens
               harmes
               ,
               deuouring
               them
               aliue
               .
            
             
             
               To
               be
               the
               hang-mans
               guard
               ,
               and
               wait
               vpon
            
             
               The
               Gallowes
               at
               an
               Execution
               ,
            
             
               But
               yet
               the
               office
               is
               most
               fit
               we
               see
               ,
            
             
               And
               fit
               that
               honest
               men
               should
               haue
               it
               free
               .
            
          
           
             
               Now
               for
               the
               other
               sucking
               diuell
               ,
               the
               Iaylor
            
             
               His
               worke
               's
               brought
               to
               him
               ,
               as
               he
               were
               a
               Taylor
               .
            
             
               As
               if
               he
               were
               a
               Fencer
               hee
               'll
               beginne
               ,
            
             
               And
               aske
               a
               man
               what
               ward
               hee
               will
               be
               in
               :
            
             
               (
               But
               first
               the
               prisoner
               drawes
               without
               delay
               ,
            
             
               A
               sop
               for
               Cerberus
               that
               turnes
               the
               key
               .
               )
            
             
               Then
               the
               old
               prisoners
               garnish
               doe
               demand
               ,
            
             
               Which
               straight
               must
               be
               discharged
               out
               of
               hand
               .
            
             
               But
               if
               he
               cannot
               pay
               ,
               or
               doth
               denye
               ,
            
             
               He
               thrusts
               him
               in
               the
               hole
               ,
               there
               lets
               him
               lye
               .
            
             
               If
               a
               good
               prisoner
               hath
               a
               well-linde
               purse
               ,
            
             
               The
               Iaylor
               then
               esteemes
               him
               as
               his
               nurse
               ,
            
             
               Suckes
               like
               a
               Bulcalfe
               ,
               and
               doth
               neuer
               cease
            
             
               Till
               with
               much
               griefe
               he
               heares
               of
               a
               release
               .
            
             
               An
               Vnder-keeper
               ,
               (
               though
               without
               desert
               )
            
             
               Is
               a
               continuall
               knaue
               in
               spight
               on
               's
               hart
               :
            
             
               If
               to
               the
               prisoners
               he
               be
               sharpe
               and
               cruell
               ,
            
             
               He
               proues
               their
               knaue
               ,
               and
               his
               good
               masters
               Iewell
               :
            
             
               If
               vnto
               them
               himselfe
               he
               well
               behaue
               ,
            
             
               He
               is
               their
               Iewell
               and
               his
               Masters
               knaue
               .
            
             
               So
               let
               him
               turne
               himselfe
               which
               way
               he
               can
               ,
            
             
               Hee
               seldome
               shall
               be
               held
               an
               honest
               man.
            
             
               Perhaps
               the
               Iaylor
               in
               one
               stinking
               rome
            
             
               Hath
               sixe
               beds
               ,
               for
               the
               Gallant
               and
               the
               Grome
               ,
               )
            
             
               In
               lowsie
               linnen
               ,
               ragged
               couerlets
               :
            
             
               Twelue
               men
               to
               lodge
               in
               those
               sixe
               beds
               hee
               sets
               :
            
             
               For
               which
               each
               man
               doth
               pay
               a
               groat
               a
               night
               ,
            
             
               VVhich
               weeklie's
               eight
               and
               twenty
               shillings
               right
               :
            
             
               Thus
               one
               foule
               dirty
               roome
               from
               men
               vnwilling
               ,
            
             
               Drawes
               yearly
               seauenty
               three
               pound
               sixteene
               shilling
               .
            
             
             
               Besides
               a
               Iaylor
               (
               to
               keepe
               men
               in
               feare
               )
            
             
               Will
               like
               a
               demi-deuill
               dominere
               :
            
             
               Roare
               like
               a
               Bearward
               ,
               grumble
               ,
               snarle
               ,
               and
               growle
               ,
            
             
               Like
               a
               
                 Towre
                 Cat-a-Mountaine
              
               stare
               and
               scowle
               .
            
             
               He
               and
               the
               Serieant
               may
               be
               coupled
               too
               ,
            
             
               As
               bane
               of
               mankind
               ,
               for
               they
               both
               vndoe
               :
            
             
               
                 Th'Extortioner
                 and
                 Broaker
              
               nam'd
               before
               ,
            
             
               Hauing
               both
               bit
               and
               grip'd
               a
               mans
               state
               sore
               :
            
             
               In
               comes
               the
               Serieant
               for
               his
               breakfast
               then
               ,
            
             
               Drags
               him
               to'th
               Iayle
               to
               be
               new
               squeezd
               agen
               :
            
             
               And
               thence
               he
               gets
               not
               ,
               there
               he
               shall
               not
               start
               ,
            
             
               Till
               the
               last
               drop
               of
               blood's
               wrong
               from
               his
               heart
               .
            
             
               Yet
               I
               haue
               heard
               some
               Serieants
               haue
               beene
               mild
               ,
            
             
               And
               vs'd
               their
               prisoner
               like
               a
               Christians
               child
               :
            
             
               Nip'd
               him
               in
               priuate
               ,
               neuer
               trig'd
               his
               way
               ,
            
             
               As
               Bandogs
               carrion
               ,
               but
               went
               faire
               away
               ,
            
             
               Follow'd
               aloofe
               ,
               shewd
               himselfe
               kind
               and
               meeke
               ,
            
             
               And
               lodg'd
               him
               in
               his
               owne
               house
               for
               a
               weeke
               .
            
             
               You
               'd
               wonder
               at
               such
               kindnesse
               in
               a
               man
               ,
            
             
               So
               many
               Regions
               from
               a
               Christian.
            
             
               But
               what
               's
               the
               cause
               ,
               I
               le
               lead
               you
               out
               o'
               th
               maze
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               twenty
               shillings
               euery
               day
               he
               stayes
               ,
            
             
               Besides
               the
               Serieants
               wife
               must
               haue
               a
               stroake
               ,
            
             
               At
               the
               poore
               teate
               ,
               some
               outside
               she
               must
               soake
               ,
            
             
               Although
               she
               tridge
               for
               't
               ,
               whilst
               good
               fortunes
               fall
               ,
            
             
               He
               shall
               command
               house
               ,
               Serieant
               ,
               and
               all
               .
            
             
               Thus
               may
               it
               come
               by
               'th
               side
               o'
               th
               breeding
               woman
               ,
            
             
               The
               Serieants
               son
               's
               a
               Gentleman
               ,
               no
               yeoman
               :
            
             
               And
               whilst
               they
               fish
               from
               mens
               decayes
               and
               wants
               ,
            
             
               Their
               wiues
               may
               proue
               foule
               fleshly
               Cormorants
               .
            
             
               Thus
               a
               bad
               Serieant
               and
               a
               Iaylor
               both
               ,
            
             
               Are
               Cormorants
               which
               all
               good
               people
               loathe
               ,
            
             
               And
               yet
               amongst
               them
               some
               good
               men
               there
               are
               ,
            
             
               Like
               snow
               at
               Midsommer
               ,
               exceeding
               rare
               .
            
          
        
         
           
           
             A
             Symonicall
             Patron
             ,
             and
             his
             penny
             Clarke
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 Here
                 Magus
                 seeketh
                 holy
                 things
                 to
                 buy
                 ,
              
               
                 With
                 cursed
                 bribes
                 and
                 base
                 corrupting
                 gold
                 :
              
               
                 Lets
                 soules
                 for
                 want
                 of
                 preaching
                 starue
                 and
                 die
                 ,
              
               
                 Fleeces
                 and
                 flayes
                 his
                 flockes
                 ,
                 bare
                 pilde
                 and
                 pold
                 :
              
               
                 That
                 to
                 speake
                 truth
                 ,
                 in
                 spight
                 of
                 who
                 controls
                 ,
              
               
                 Such
                 Clarkes
                 and
                 Patrone
                 murder
                 many
                 soules
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               THis
               is
               the
               bane
               both
               of
               the
               age
               and
               men
               ,
            
             
               A
               Patron
               with
               his
               benefices
               ten
               ;
            
             
               That
               wallowes
               in
               fat
               liuings
               a
               
                 Church
                 leach
              
               ,
            
             
               And
               cannot
               keepe
               out
               of
               my
               Corm'rants
               reach
               ,
            
             
               One
               of
               these
               Patrons
               doth
               deuoure
               his
               Clarks
               ,
            
             
               As
               they
               doe
               perish
               soules
               ,
               after
               foure
               Markes
               ,
            
             
               And
               euery
               yeare
               a
               paire
               of
               new
               high
               shooes
               ,
            
             
               For
               which
               betwixt
               two
               Churches
               he
               doth
               vse
            
             
               Each
               Sabbath
               day
               with
               diligence
               to
               trot
               ,
            
             
               But
               to
               what
               purpose
               ,
               few
               or
               none
               know
               not
               .
            
             
               Except
               it
               be'cause
               he
               would
               eate
               and
               feed
               ,
            
             
               He
               'le
               starue
               two
               Cures
               ,
               for
               he
               can
               hardly
               reade
               .
            
             
               This
               sir
               Iohn
               Lacklatine
               ,
               true
               course
               doth
               keepe
               ,
            
             
               To
               preach
               the
               Vestry
               men
               all
               fast
               asleepe
               ,
            
             
               And
               box
               and
               cuffe
               a
               Pulpit
               mightily
               ,
            
             
               Speaking
               non-sense
               with
               nose-wise
               grauity
               ,
            
             
               These
               youths
               ,
               in
               Art
               ,
               purse
               ,
               and
               attire
               most
               bare
            
             
               Giue
               their
               attendance
               ,
               at
               each
               steeple
               faire
               :
            
             
               Being
               once
               hir'd
               he
               'le
               not
               displease
               his
               Lord
               ,
            
             
               His
               surly
               Patron
               ,
               nor
               dares
               preach
               a
               word
               ,
            
             
             
               But
               where
               he
               giues
               the
               text
               ,
               and
               that
               must
               be
            
             
               Some
               place
               of
               Scripture
               bites
               no
               vsury
               ,
            
             
               Extortion
               ,
               or
               the
               like
               ,
               but
               some
               calme
               law
               ,
            
             
               That
               will
               not
               fret
               his
               sore
               ,
               be
               't
               nere
               so
               raw
               .
            
             
               As
               calmly
               preach'd
               ,
               as
               lamely
               to
               exptesse't
               .
            
             
               With
               clamarous
               yell
               that
               likes
               the
               parish
               best
               .
            
             
               This
               Clarke
               shall
               be
               a
               drudge
               too
               ,
               all
               his
               time
               ,
            
             
               Weedes
               in
               the
               garden
               ,
               beares
               out
               dung
               and
               slime
               :
            
             
               Then
               vpon
               Sabbath
               dayes
               the
               scroyle
               beginnes
            
             
               With
               most
               vnhallowed
               hands
               ,
               to
               weed
               vp
               sinnes
               :
            
             
               And
               from
               cup
               filling
               all
               his
               weeke
               dayes
               spent
               ,
            
             
               Comes
               then
               to
               giue
               the
               Cup
               at
               Sacrament
               .
            
             
               And
               from
               his
               trencher
               waiting
               goes
               to
               serue
            
             
               Spirituall
               food
               to
               those
               that
               almost
               starue
               ;
            
             
               And
               what
               's
               this
               Clarke
               that
               's
               of
               such
               seruile
               mind
               ,
            
             
               Some
               smatring
               Pedant
               or
               mechanicke
               hinde
               ,
            
             
               Who
               taking
               an
               intelligencers
               place
            
             
               Against
               poore
               tenants
               ,
               first
               crept
               into
               grace
               ,
            
             
               And
               drudges
               for
               eight
               pounds
               ayeare
               perhaps
               ,
            
             
               VVith
               his
               great
               vailes
               of
               Sundayes
               trencher
               scraps
               .
            
             
               This
               makes
               the
               sacred
               Tribe
               of
               Leui
               sad
               ,
            
             
               That
               many
               of
               them
               proue
               the
               Tribe
               of
               Gad
               ,
            
             
               This
               makes
               good
               Scholers
               iustly
               to
               complaine
               ,
            
             
               VVhen
               Patrones
               take
               they
               care
               not
               who
               for
               gaine
               ,
            
             
               VVhen
               as
               a
               Carter
               shall
               more
               wages
               haue
               ,
            
             
               Then
               a
               good
               Preacher
               that
               helpes
               soules
               to
               saue
               ,
            
             
               These
               Cormorants
               Gods
               part
               doth
               eate
               and
               cram
               ,
            
             
               And
               so
               they
               fare
               well
               ,
               care
               not
               who
               they
               damne
               ,
            
             
               The
               people
               scarce
               knowes
               what
               a
               Sermon
               meanes
               ,
            
             
               For
               a
               good
               Preacher
               there
               can
               haue
               no
               meanes
               ,
            
             
               To
               keepe
               himselfe
               with
               cloathes
               ,
               and
               books
               ,
               and
               bread
            
             
               Nor
               scarce
               a
               pillow
               t'vnderlay
               his
               head
               .
            
             
               The
               whilst
               the
               Patrons
               wife
               (
               my
               Lady
               Gay
               )
            
             
               Fares
               ,
               and
               is
               deckt
               most
               dainty
               euery
               day
               :
            
             
             
               Shee
               'le
               see
               that
               preaching
               trouble
               not
               the
               towne
               ,
            
             
               And
               weares
               a
               hundred
               Sermons
               in
               a
               Gowne
               .
            
             
               Shee
               hath
               a
               preachers
               liuing
               on
               her
               backe
               ,
            
             
               For
               which
               the
               soules
               of
               many
               goes
               to
               wrack
               ,
            
             
               And
               hires
               a
               mungrell
               cheaply
               by
               the
               yeare
               ,
            
             
               To
               famish
               those
               Christs
               blood
               hath
               bought
               so
               deare
               ;
            
             
               What
               greater
               cruelty
               can
               this
               exceed
               ,
            
             
               Then
               to
               pine
               those
               whom
               Iesus
               bids
               them
               feed
               ,
            
             
               These
               are
               
                 hels
                 vultures
                 ,
                 Tophets
              
               greedy
               fowles
               ,
            
             
               That
               proue
               (
               like
               diuels
               )
               Cormorants
               of
               soules
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             Country
             Yeoman
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 Here
                 
                   Dauy
                   dicker
                
                 comes
                 ,
                 God
                 speed
                 the
                 plough
                 ,
              
               
                 Whose
                 Sonne
                 's
                 a
                 Gentleman
                 ,
                 and
                 hunts
                 and
                 haukes
                 :
              
               
                 His
                 Farme
                 good
                 cloathes
                 and
                 feeding
                 will
                 allow
                 ,
              
               
                 And
                 whatsoere
                 of
                 him
                 the
                 Country
                 talkes
                 ,
              
               
                 His
                 sonne
                 's
                 in
                 silkes
                 ,
                 with
                 feather
                 in
                 his
                 head
                 ,
              
               
                 Untill
                 a
                 begger
                 bring
                 a
                 foole
                 to
                 bed
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               THe
               Romane
               Histories
               doe
               true
               relate
            
             
               How
               Dioclesian
               chang'd
               his
               Emp'rors
               state
               ,
            
             
               To
               liue
               in
               quiet
               in
               a
               Country
               Farme
               ,
            
             
               Out
               of
               the
               reach
               of
               treasons
               dangerous
               arme
               .
            
             
               Then
               was
               a
               Farmer
               ,
               like
               a
               labring
               Ant
               ,
            
             
               And
               not
               a
               land
               deuouring
               Cormorant
               .
            
             
               For
               if
               a
               Gentleman
               hath
               land
               to
               let
               ,
            
             
               He
               'le
               haue
               it
               ,
               at
               what
               price
               soe're
               t
               is
               set
               ,
            
             
               And
               bids
               ,
               and
               ouer-bids
               ,
               and
               will
               giue
               more
               ,
            
             
               Then
               any
               man
               could
               make
               of
               it
               before
               :
            
             
               Offers
               the
               Landlord
               more
               then
               he
               would
               craue
               ,
            
             
               And
               buyes
               it
               ,
               though
               he
               neither
               get
               nor
               saue
               .
            
             
             
               And
               whereas
               Gentlemen
               their
               land
               would
               let
               ,
            
             
               At
               rates
               that
               tenants
               might
               both
               saue
               and
               get
               ,
            
             
               This
               Cormorant
               will
               giue
               his
               landlord
               more
               ,
            
             
               Then
               he
               would
               aske
               ,
               in
               hope
               that
               from
               the
               poore
            
             
               He
               may
               extort
               it
               double
               ,
               by
               the
               rate
               ,
            
             
               Which
               he
               will
               sell
               his
               corne
               and
               cattle
               at
               .
            
             
               At
               pining
               famine
               he
               will
               ne're
               repine
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               plenty
               makes
               this
               Cormorant
               to
               whine
               ,
            
             
               To
               hoard
               vp
               corne
               with
               many
               a
               bitter
               ban
               ,
            
             
               From
               widowes
               ,
               orphanes
               ,
               and
               the
               lab'ring
               man
               :
            
             
               He
               prayes
               for
               raine
               in
               haruest
               ,
               night
               and
               day
               ,
            
             
               To
               rot
               and
               to
               consume
               the
               graine
               and
               hay
               :
            
             
               That
               so
               his
               mowes
               and
               reekes
               ,
               and
               stacks
               that
               mould
               ,
            
             
               At
               his
               owne
               price
               he
               may
               translate
               to
               gold
               .
            
             
               But
               if
               a
               plenty
               come
               ,
               this
               rauening
               thiefe
            
             
               Torments
               (
               and
               sometimes
               hangs
               )
               himselfe
               with
               griefe
               .
            
             
               And
               all
               this
               raking
               toyle
               ,
               and
               carke
               and
               care
               ,
            
             
               Is
               for
               his
               clownish
               first
               borne
               sonne
               and
               heire
               ,
            
             
               Who
               must
               be
               gentled
               by
               his
               ill
               got
               pelfe
               ,
            
             
               Though
               he
               (
               to
               get
               it
               )
               got
               the
               diuell
               himselfe
               .
            
             
               And
               whilst
               the
               fathers
               bones
               a
               rotting
               lie
               ,
            
             
               His
               sonne
               his
               cursed
               wealth
               ,
               accurst
               lets
               flie
               ,
            
             
               In
               whores
               ,
               drinke
               ,
               gaming
               ,
               and
               in
               reuell
               coyle
               ,
            
             
               The
               whilst
               his
               fathers
               soule
               in
               flames
               doth
               broile
               .
            
             
               And
               when
               the
               father
               on
               the
               earth
               did
               liue
               ,
            
             
               To
               his
               sonnes
               fancy
               he
               such
               way
               did
               giue
               ,
            
             
               For
               at
               no
               season
               he
               the
               plough
               must
               hold
               ,
            
             
               The
               Summer
               was
               too
               hot
               ,
               the
               Winter
               cold
               ,
            
             
               He
               robs
               his
               mother
               of
               her
               butter
               pence
               ,
            
             
               Within
               the
               Alehouse
               serues
               him
               for
               expence
               .
            
             
               And
               so
               (
               like
               
                 Coles
                 dog
              
               )
               the
               vntutor'd
               mome
               ,
            
             
               Must
               neither
               goe
               to
               Church
               ,
               nor
               bide
               at
               home
               .
            
             
               For
               he
               his
               life
               another
               way
               must
               frame
               ,
            
             
               To
               hauke
               ,
               to
               hunt
               ,
               abusing
               the
               Kings
               game
               ,
            
             
             
               Some
               Nobleman
               or
               Gentleman
               that
               's
               neere
               ,
            
             
               At
               a
               cheape
               rate
               to
               steale
               what
               they
               call
               deere
               .
            
             
               VVhen
               if
               a
               poore
               man
               (
               his
               great
               want
               to
               serue
               )
            
             
               Whose
               wife
               and
               children
               ready
               are
               to
               starue
               ,
            
             
               If
               he
               but
               steale
               a
               sheepe
               from
               out
               the
               fold
               ,
            
             
               The
               chuffe
               would
               hang
               him
               for
               it
               if
               he
               could
               .
            
             
               For
               almes
               ,
               he
               neuer
               read
               the
               word
               releeue
               ,
            
             
               He
               knowes
               to
               get
               ,
               but
               neuer
               knowes
               to
               giue
               ,
            
             
               And
               whatsoere
               he
               be
               that
               doth
               liue
               thus
               ,
            
             
               Is
               a
               worse
               Cormorant
               then
               my
               Aesacus
               ,
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             Figure
             flinger
             ,
             or
             a
             couzning
             cunning
             man.
             
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 Amongst
                 a
                 foolish
                 ,
                 faithlesse
                 ,
                 gracelesse
                 crew
                 ,
              
               
                 This
                 man
                 hath
                 better
                 credit
                 then
                 Gods
                 word
                 :
              
               
                 For
                 losse
                 that
                 's
                 past
                 ,
                 or
                 profit
                 to
                 ensue
                 ,
              
               
                 Like
                 to
                 a
                 Terme
                 ,
                 with
                 Customers
                 hee
                 's
                 stor'd
                 .
              
               
                 Hee
                 's
                 a
                 Sooth-sayer
                 ,
                 but
                 saith
                 seldome
                 sooth
                 ,
              
               
                 And
                 hath
                 the
                 Diuels
                 great
                 seale
                 for
                 what
                 he
                 doth
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               HEre
               now
               I
               draw
               a
               curtaine
               and
               discouer
            
             
               Amongst
               all
               knaues
               the
               deuils
               speciall
               louer
               :
            
             
               One
               that
               doth
               court
               him
               still
               ,
               and
               daily
               wooe
               ,
            
             
               And
               faine
               would
               see
               the
               deuill
               ,
               but
               knowes
               not
               how
               .
            
             
               He
               has
               him
               in
               his
               workes
               ,
               that
               's
               his
               sure
               place
               ,
            
             
               But
               has
               not
               Art
               to
               bring
               him
               to
               his
               face
               .
            
             
               VVhen
               he
               could
               wish
               him
               to
               his
               outward
               sense
               ,
            
             
               The
               diuell
               sits
               laughing
               in
               his
               conscience
               :
            
             
               Yet
               you
               shall
               haue
               this
               figure-flinger
               prate
               ,
            
             
               To
               his
               gull
               client
               (
               small
               wit
               
                 shallow
                 pate
              
               ,
               )
            
             
             
               As
               if
               he
               were
               Lord
               warden
               of
               hell
               fire
               ,
            
             
               And
               Lucifer
               and
               he
               had
               both
               one
               sire
               ,
            
             
               The
               Fiends
               his
               couzen
               Germanes
               (
               once
               remou'd
               )
            
             
               From
               earth
               to
               hell
               ,
               where
               he
               is
               best
               belou'd
               .
            
             
               More
               fustian
               language
               from
               his
               tongue
               doth
               drop
               ,
            
             
               Then
               would
               set
               forth
               an
               honest
               tradesmans
               shop
               :
            
             
               As
               if
               that
               all
               Magitians
               that
               ere
               were
               ,
            
             
               Vnworthy
               were
               his
               learned
               bookes
               to
               beare
               ,
            
             
               Not
               Zoroastres
               ,
               King
               o'
               th
               Bactrians
               ,
            
             
               Nor
               the
               sage
               Magi
               of
               the
               Persians
               ,
            
             
               Nor
               any
               coniuring
               sonne
               of
               Cham
               or
               Chus
               ,
            
             
               Nor
               Faustus
               with
               his
               Mephostophilus
               ,
            
             
               
                 Cornelius
                 Agrippa
                 ,
                 Simon
                 Magus
              
               ,
            
             
               Nor
               any
               twixt
               the
               riuer
               Thames
               or
               Tagus
               ,
            
             
               Nor
               
                 Britanes
                 Bladud
                 ,
                 Cambriaes
                 Merlin
                 ,
                 Bacon
                 ,
              
            
             
               Companions
               for
               this
               man
               would
               ne're
               be
               taken
               .
            
             
               For
               he
               is
               rare
               ,
               and
               deeply
               read
               indeed
               ,
            
             
               In
               the
               admir'd
               right
               reuerend
               old
               wiues
               Creed
               ,
            
             
               Takes
               of
               the
               
                 Iewish
                 Thalmud
              
               ,
               and
               Cabals
               ,
            
             
               Solstitiums
               and
               Equinoctials
               ,
            
             
               Of
               auguries
               ,
               of
               prophecies
               ,
               predictions
               ,
            
             
               Prognostications
               ,
               reuelation
               ,
               fictions
               ,
            
             
               And
               as
               he
               could
               the
               Elements
               command
               ,
            
             
               He
               seemes
               as
               he
               their
               minds
               doth
               v●derstand
               .
            
             
               By
               Fire
               he
               hath
               the
               skill
               of
               Pyromanty
               ,
            
             
               By
               Ayre
               he
               hath
               the
               art
               of
               Heromanty
               ,
            
             
               By
               Water
               he
               knowes
               much
               in
               Hidromanty
               ,
            
             
               And
               by
               the
               Earth
               he
               's
               skil'd
               in
               Geomanty
               :
            
             
               Palme
               Chiromanty
               ,
               couzuing
               Necromancy
               ,
            
             
               To
               gull
               the
               world
               ,
               to
               fulfill
               fooles
               fancy
               .
            
             
               
                 Hags
                 ,
                 ghosts
              
               ,
               and
               
                 goblins
                 ,
                 furies
                 ,
                 fairies
                 ,
                 clues
                 ,
              
            
             
               He
               knowes
               the
               secrets
               of
               the
               diuells
               themselues
               ,
            
             
               There
               's
               not
               a
               Nimph
               ,
               a
               fawne
               ,
               or
               goatefoot
               Satyre
               ,
            
             
               That
               liues
               by
               fire
               ,
               by
               ayre
               ,
               by
               earth
               ,
               or
               water
               ,
            
             
             
               Nor
               Driades
               or
               Hamadriades
               ,
            
             
               Betwixt
               Septentrio
               and
               Meridies
               ,
            
             
               But
               he
               commands
               them
               to
               doe
               what
               they
               list
               ,
            
             
               If
               he
               but
               bend
               the
               brow
               ,
               or
               clutch
               the
               fist
               .
            
             
               Hee
               'le
               tell
               a
               mans
               hearts
               secrets
               what
               he
               thinkes
               ,
            
             
               Like
               Oedipus
               vnfolds
               th'ambiguous
               Sphinx
               ,
            
             
               With
               skill
               surpassing
               great
               Albumazers
               ,
            
             
               He
               with
               intelligencing
               Fiends
               confers
               ,
            
             
               And
               by
               his
               wondrous
               Attacoosticon
               ,
            
             
               Knowes
               the
               Turkes
               counsell
               ,
               and
               what
               
                 Prester
                 Iohn
              
            
             
               Determines
               ,
               or
               what
               businesse
               now
               befals
            
             
               Amidst
               the
               conclaue
               of
               Romes
               Cardinals
               .
            
             
               He
               can
               release
               ,
               or
               else
               encrease
               all
               harmes
               ,
            
             
               About
               the
               necke
               or
               wrests
               by
               tying
               charmes
               .
            
             
               He
               hath
               a
               tricke
               to
               kill
               the
               Agues
               force
               ,
            
             
               And
               make
               the
               patient
               better
               ,
               or
               much
               worse
               ,
            
             
               To
               the
               great
               toe
               three
               letters
               he
               can
               tye
               ,
            
             
               Shall
               make
               the
               gowt
               to
               tarry
               or
               else
               flye
               .
            
             
               With
               two
               words
               and
               three
               leaues
               of
               foure
               leau'd
               grasse
            
             
               He
               makes
               the
               tooth-ach
               ,
               stay
               ,
               repasse
               ,
               or
               passe
               :
            
             
               If
               lost
               goods
               you
               againe
               would
               faine
               haue
               got
               ,
            
             
               Goe
               but
               to
               him
               ,
               and
               you
               shall
               speed
               ,
               or
               not
               .
            
             
               But
               he
               will
               gaine
               whether
               you
               get
               or
               lose
               ,
            
             
               He
               'le
               haue
               his
               fee
               ,
               for
               so
               the
               bargaine
               goes
               :
            
             
               He
               'le
               tell
               you
               wonders
               when
               you
               are
               alone
               ,
            
             
               Of
               the
               Philosophers
               admired
               stone
               :
            
             
               And
               that
               it
               from
               Vtopia
               first
               did
               come
               .
            
             
               Brought
               to
               him
               by
               a
               spirit
               ,
               he
               sent
               to
               Rome
               ,
            
             
               Whereby
               (
               t'
               inrich
               the
               world
               he
               dares
               be
               bold
               )
            
             
               To
               turne
               pans
               ,
               pots
               ,
               and
               dripping
               pans
               to
               gold
               .
            
             
               And
               in
               the
               Goldsmiths
               burnisht
               glistring
               row
               ,
            
             
               Place
               Ironmongers
               with
               a
               fairer
               show
               ,
            
             
               Turne
               Spits
               and
               Andir'ns
               to
               bright
               mettle
               shining
               ,
            
             
               that
               whē
               coin's
               scarce
               you
               straight
               may
               put
               to
               coining
            
             
             
               These
               and
               a
               thousand
               more
               ,
               as
               idlely
               vaine
            
             
               Fooles
               swallow
               ,
               and
               he
               swallowes
               them
               againe
               ,
            
             
               And
               though
               the
               marke
               of
               truth
               he
               neuer
               hits
               ,
            
             
               Yet
               still
               this
               Cormorant
               doth
               liue
               by
               's
               wits
               ,
            
             
               And
               ne're
               will
               want
               a
               false
               deuouring
               tricke
               ,
            
             
               Till
               hels
               Archcormorant
               deuoure
               him
               quicke
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             A
             Corrupted
             Lawyer
             ,
             and
             a
             knauish
             Vndershriefe
             .
          
           
             
               THE
               ARGVMENT
               .
            
             
               
                 The
                 soule
                 of
                 Commonwealths
                 is
                 in
                 good
                 lawes
                 ,
              
               
                 Their
                 execution
                 makes
                 a
                 happy
                 State
                 ,
              
               
                 But
                 where
                 corruption
                 opes
                 his
                 hungry
                 Iawes
                 ,
              
               
                 Where
                 Lawyers
                 doe
                 encrease
                 ,
                 not
                 cease
                 debate
                 ,
              
               
                 Such
                 Law
                 wormes
                 are
                 the
                 diuels
                 dearest
                 brood
                 ,
              
               
                 Who
                 make
                 the
                 common
                 harme
                 their
                 priuate
                 good
                 .
              
            
          
           
             
               A
               Hall
               ,
               a
               hall
               ,
               the
               tramplers
               are
               at
               hand
               ,
            
             
               A
               shifting
               master
               ,
               and
               as
               sweetly
               mand
               :
            
             
               His
               Buckrum
               bearer
               ,
               one
               that
               knowes
               his
               ku
               ,
            
             
               Can
               write
               with
               one
               hand
               ,
               and
               receiue
               with
               two
               .
            
             
               The
               trampler
               is
               in
               haste
               ,
               O
               cleere
               the
               way
               ,
            
             
               Takes
               fees
               with
               both
               hands
               cause
               he
               cannot
               stay
               ,
            
             
               No
               matter
               where
               the
               cause
               be
               right
               or
               wrong
               ,
            
             
               So
               he
               be
               payd
               for
               letting
               out
               his
               tongue
               .
            
             
               Me
               thinkes
               that
               posie
               which
               the
               Painters
               score
            
             
               Vpon
               Inne
               posts
               ,
               would
               fir
               this
               fellowes
               doore
               ,
            
             
               Because
               he
               lets
               his
               conscience
               out
               for
               fee
               ,
            
             
               
                 That
                 here
                 's
                 a
                 tongue
                 that
                 's
                 let
                 at
                 liuery
                 .
              
            
             
               This
               pettifogger
               ,
               like
               a
               Lapland
               witch
               ,
            
             
               Sels
               his
               winde
               deare
               ,
               and
               so
               growes
               diuellish
               rich
               :
            
             
               Breath
               is
               his
               life
               and
               deare
               he
               'le
               sell
               his
               breath
               ,
            
             
               The
               more
               he
               wastes
               ,
               the
               nearer
               is
               his
               death
               .
            
             
             
               To
               begger
               any
               man
               he
               will
               not
               straine
            
             
               His
               voice
               ,
               except
               they
               pay
               him
               for
               his
               paine
               .
            
             
               He
               best
               doth
               fare
               where
               C●ients
               fare
               the
               worse
               ,
            
             
               And
               euery
               meale
               hath
               first
               and
               second
               course
               ,
            
             
               The
               dish●s
               that
               come
               first
               vp
               to
               the
               messe
               ,
            
             
               Are
               bra●les
               and
               
                 quarrels
                 ,
                 strife
                 ,
                 vnquietnesse
              
               ,
            
             
               
                 Contentio●s
                 ,
                 emulations
              
               ,
               and
               debate
               ,
            
             
               These
               furnish
               forth
               his
               table
               in
               great
               state
               .
            
             
               And
               then
               for
               picking
               meat
               ,
               or
               dainty
               bits
               ,
            
             
               The
               second
               course
               is
               
                 actions
                 ,
                 cases
                 ,
                 writs
              
               :
            
             
               Long
               suits
               from
               terme
               to
               terme
               ,
               and
               fines
               and
               fees
            
             
               At
               the
               last
               cast
               comes
               in
               for
               fruit
               and
               cheese
               .
            
             
               The
               man
               of
               all
               men
               ,
               most
               in
               art
               excel'd
               ,
            
             
               That
               in
               
                 Great
                 Britaine
              
               would
               cont●●●ion
               geld
               ,
            
             
               And
               by
               that
               meanes
               could
               make
               a
               good
               preuention
               ,
            
             
               Contention
               would
               beg●t
               no
               more
               con●ention
               .
            
             
               This
               Lawyers
               riches
               euer
               springs
               and
               bloomes
               ,
            
             
               From
               sheeps
               coat
               ,
               calues
               skin
               ,
               russet
               hobnaild
               grooms
               ,
            
             
               Perswading
               them
               that
               all
               things
               shal
               goe
               well
               ,
            
             
               Sucks
               out
               the
               egge
               ,
               leaues
               them
               the
               empty
               shell
               .
            
             
               He
               hath
               a
               sleight
               in
               s●inning
               out
               a
               cause
               ,
            
             
               Till
               all
               the
               money
               out
               of
               purse
               it
               drawes
               ,
            
             
               His
               clients
               with
               full
               budgets
               come
               to
               towne
               ,
            
             
               But
               he
               takes
               order
               for
               then
               going
               downe
               ,
            
             
               The
               full
               is
               now
               the
               Lawyers
               ,
               theirs
               the
               wane
               ,
            
             
               Like
               buckets
               turn'd
               to
               come
               vp
               full
               againe
               :
            
             
               With
               papers
               laden
               thinke
               themselues
               most
               firme
               ,
            
             
               C●●e
               them
               downe
               ,
               to
               bring
               them
               vp
               next
               terme
               .
            
             
               Horse
               ,
               plow
               ,
               and
               cattle
               goe
               to
               wracke
               ,
               
                 split
                 all
              
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               fit
               the
               stable
               wait●
               vpon
               ●he
               stall
               .
            
             
               Their
               sheepe
               the
               parchment
               beares
               their
               geese
               the
               quils
               ,
            
             
               Which
               turnes
               their
               state
               as
               this
               bad
               Lawyer
               wils
               .
            
             
               Their
               sh●rts
               the
               paper
               makes
               ,
               their
               Bees
               the
               wax
               ,
            
             
               T'
               vndoe
               themselues
               that
               good
               discretion
               lacks
               ,
            
             
             
               These
               men
               like
               geese
               against
               themsel●es
               doe
               things
               ,
            
             
               In
               plucking
               quils
               from
               their
               owne
               foolish
               wings
               ,
            
             
               This
               Lawyer
               makes
               his
               dang'rous
               shafts
               withall
               ,
            
             
               And
               shootes
               them
               at
               the
               fowles
               from
               whence
               they
               fall
               .
            
             
               The
               Commonwealths
               impostu●
               he
               doth
               cut
               ,
            
             
               And
               the
               corruption
               in
               his
               purse
               doth
               put
               .
            
             
               One
               giues
               him
               for
               a
               bribe
               ,
               a
               brawne
               or
               swine
               ,
            
             
               And
               that
               's
               drown'd
               with
               anothers
               But
               of
               wine
               ,
            
             
               One
               giues
               a
               Coach
               all
               deckt
               and
               painted
               gay
               ,
            
             
               Anothers
               horses
               drawes
               it
               quite
               away
            
             
               One
               giues
               a
               Iarre
               of
               Oyle
               to
               scape
               the
               foile
               ,
            
             
               An
               O●e
               or'eturnes
               the
               Iarre
               ,
               and
               spils
               the
               Oyle
               .
            
             
               And
               thus
               like
               Pharaohs
               Kine
               ,
               he
               hath
               the
               power
               ,
            
             
               To
               make
               the
               fattest
               bribes
               the
               leane
               deuoure
               .
            
             
               His
               motions
               moue
               commotions
               ,
               and
               his
               suites
            
             
               Foure
               times
               a
               yeare
               doe
               termely
               yield
               him
               fruits
               .
            
             
               Foure
               sundry
               wayes
               a
               kingdomes
               Lawes
               are
               vs'd
               ,
            
             
               By
               two
               maintained
               ,
               and
               by
               two
               abus'd
               :
            
             
               Good
               Lawyers
               liue
               by
               Law
               ,
               and
               t
               is
               most
               fit
               ,
            
             
               Good
               men
               obey
               the
               Law
               ,
               liue
               vnder
               it
               .
            
             
               Bad
               Lawyers
               (
               for
               their
               gaine
               )
               doe
               wrest
               the
               Law
               ,
            
             
               Bad
               men
               of
               God
               or
               mans
               Law
               haue
               no
               awe
               .
            
             
               But
               whether
               these
               men
               vse
               Law
               well
               or
               i●l
               ,
            
             
               Th'inten●ion
               of
               the
               Law
               is
               honest
               still
               .
            
             
               For
               as
               the
               text
               is
               rent
               ,
               and
               torne
               ,
               and
               varied
               ,
            
             
               And
               by
               opinions
               from
               the
               sense
               is
               carried
            
             
               By
               ignorant
               and
               wilfull
               Hereticks
               ,
            
             
               Or
               impure
               separating
               Scismaticks
               ,
            
             
               Though
               from
               the
               truth
               of
               text
               all
               men
               should
               seuer
               ,
            
             
               The
               text
               is
               permanent
               and
               sacred
               euer
               .
            
             
               Euen
               so
               the
               Law
               is
               in
               it selfe
               vpright
               ,
            
             
               Correcting
               and
               protecting
               ,
               wrong
               and
               right
               :
            
             
               T
               is
               no
               iust
               Lawyers
               ,
               〈◊〉
               the
               lawes
               defame
               ,
            
             
               Although
               some
               hounds
               of
               hell
               abuse
               the
               same
               .
            
             
             
               This
               Cormorant
               I
               meane
               ,
               gulps
               whom
               he
               list
               ,
            
             
               And
               hauing
               swallow'd
               fees
               into
               his
               fist
               ,
            
             
               Defers
               the
               motion
               till
               the
               Court
               withdrawes
               ,
            
             
               Then
               to
               the
               cushions
               pleads
               the
               poore
               mans
               cause
               ,
            
             
               As
               formally
               as
               if
               the
               Iudges
               sate
               ,
            
             
               No
               matter
               for
               the
               man
               ,
               the
               money
               's
               gat
               .
            
             
               My
               Cormorant
               was
               neuer
               match'd
               till
               now
               ,
            
             
               If
               I
               sayd
               o're
               match'd
               ,
               I
               le
               resolue
               you
               how
               ,
            
             
               And
               you
               that
               reade
               it
               shall
               confesse
               it
               true
               ,
            
             
               Perhaps
               it
               is
               a
               thing
               well
               knowne
               to
               you
               ,
            
             
               Where
               Corm'rants
               haunts
               ,
               numbers
               of
               fish
               grow
               lesse
               ,
            
             
               But
               where
               bad
               Lawyers
               come
               ,
               there
               brawles
               encrease
               .
            
          
           
             
               Now
               master
               Vndershriefe
               I
               vnderstand
               ,
            
             
               You
               bring
               my
               Lawyers
               worke
               vnto
               his
               hand
               ,
            
             
               You
               bring
               him
               stuffe
               ,
               he
               like
               a
               Taylor
               cuts
               it
               .
            
             
               And
               into
               any
               shape
               he
               pleaseth
               puts
               it
               .
            
             
               Though
               to
               the
               Client
               it
               appeare
               slight
               stuffe
               ,
            
             
               It
               shall
               out
               last
               him
               any
               sute
               of
               Buffe
               :
            
             
               For
               though
               from
               tearme
               to
               tearme
               it
               be
               worne
               long
               ,
            
             
               T
               is
               drest
               still
               with
               the
               teazle
               of
               the
               tongue
               ,
            
             
               That
               (
               though
               it
               be
               old
               )
               at
               euery
               day
               of
               hearing
               ,
            
             
               It
               lookes
               fresh
               ,
               as
               't
               had
               neuer
               come
               to
               wearing
               .
            
             
               And
               though
               it
               seeme
               as
               th'
               owner
               neuer
               wore
               it
               ,
            
             
               A
               broaker
               will
               not
               giue
               him
               three
               pence
               for
               it
               .
            
             
               Sweet
               master
               Shrieue
               ,
               let
               it
               not
               grieue
               your
               minde
               ,
            
             
               You
               being
               the
               last
               o'
               th
               broode
               ,
               come
               last
               behinde
               ,
            
             
               No
               doubt
               you
               might
               be
               first
               in
               a
               bad
               case
               ,
            
             
               But
               being
               call'd
               vnder
               ,
               I
               make
               this
               your
               place
               ;
            
             
               I
               know
               where
               ere
               you
               stand
               ,
               you
               are
               so
               good
               ,
            
             
               You
               'll
               scorne
               to
               be
               vnlike
               one
               of
               the
               brood
               ,
            
             
               And
               take
               't
               in
               dudgeon
               (
               as
               you
               might
               no
               doubt
               )
            
             
               If'mongst
               this
               ranke
               of
               Corm'rants
               you
               were
               out
               .
            
             
               I
               haue
               a
               warrant
               here
               for
               what
               I
               doe
               ,
            
             
               Plaine
               truth
               it selfe
               ,
               and
               that
               haue
               seldome
               you
               .
            
             
             
               Some
               of
               your
               tribe
               a
               man
               may
               honest
               call
               ,
            
             
               But
               those
               my
               Corm'rant
               meddles
               not
               withall
               .
            
             
               You
               that
               dare
               fright
               men
               of
               a
               shallow
               wit
               ,
            
             
               Who
               cannot
               reade
               when
               there
               is
               nothing
               writ
               :
            
             
               And
               can
               returne
               (
               when
               you
               are
               pleas'd
               to
               saue
               )
            
             
               A
               
                 Non
                 inuentus
              
               for
               a
               bribing
               knaue
               .
            
             
               For
               one
               that
               stands
               indebted
               to
               the
               King
            
             
               A
               
                 Nihil
                 habet
              
               ,
               if
               his
               purse
               can
               ring
               .
            
             
               When
               a
               poore
               man
               shall
               haue
               his
               Bullockes
               ceaz'd
               ,
            
             
               And
               priz'd
               at
               little
               ,
               to
               make
               you
               appeaz'd
            
             
               You
               haue
               the
               art
               and
               skill
               to
               raze
               words
               out
            
             
               Of
               Writs
               and
               Warrants
               ,
               to
               bring
               gaine
               about
               .
            
             
               I
               will
               not
               serue
               you
               so
               ,
               for
               if
               you
               looke
               ,
            
             
               Your
               name
               stands
               fairely
               printed
               in
               my
               booke
               ,
            
             
               For
               euery
               one
               to
               reade
               ,
               how
               you
               can
               straine
            
             
               On
               widowes
               goods
               ,
               and
               restore
               none
               againe
               .
            
             
               Picke
               Iuries
               for
               your
               purpose
               ,
               which
               is
               worse
            
             
               Then
               if
               you
               pick'd
               the
               wronged
               plaintiffes
               purse
               :
            
             
               Returne
               your
               Writs
               to
               your
               aduantage
               best
               ,
            
             
               Bring
               in
               some
               money
               ,
               and
               drab
               ou●
               the
               rest
               .
            
             
               Leauing
               (
               oft
               times
               )
               the
               high
               Shrieue
               in
               the
               lurch
               ,
            
             
               VVho
               stops
               the
               bounty
               should
               repayre
               the
               Church
               ,
            
             
               Or
               buy
               some
               bels
               to
               sound
               forth
               his
               deuotion
               .
            
             
               If
               eyther
               ayre
               ,
               or
               earth
               ,
               or
               the
               wide
               ocean
            
             
               Can
               shew
               worse
               Cormorants
               ,
               or
               any
               brooke
               ,
            
             
               I
               'le
               neuer
               aske
               a
               penny
               for
               my
               Booke
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             EPILOGVE
             .
          
           
             
               NOw
               Reader
               ,
               tell
               me
               (
               if
               thou
               well
               canst
               iudge
               )
            
             
               If
               any
               honest
               man
               haue
               cause
               to
               grudge
            
             
               At
               these
               my
               Satyres
               ,
               being
               plaine
               and
               true
               ,
            
             
               Giuing
               the
               world
               and
               the
               diuell
               their
               due
               .
            
             
               I
               haue
               but
               bluntly
               call'd
               a
               spade
               a
               spade
               ,
            
             
               And
               he
               that
               winceth
               shewes
               himselfe
               a
               iade
               .
            
             
               Be
               quiet
               ,
               see
               thy
               faults
               ,
               and
               learne
               t'
               amend
               ,
            
             
               Thou
               shew'st
               thy
               guiltinesse
               if
               thou
               contend
               .
            
          
        
         
           FINIS
           .