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             Most curious Mercurius Brittanicus, alias Sathanicus, answer'd, cuff'd, cudgell'd, and clapper-claude ...
             Taylor, John, 1580-1653.
          
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           Wharton, George, -- Sir, 1617-1681. -- Mercurio-coelico mastix.
           Booker, John, 1603-1667.
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           MOST
           CURIOUS
           
             MERCURIUS
             BRITTANICUS
             ,
          
           ALIAS
           ,
           
             SATHANICUS
             ,
          
           Answer'd
           ,
           Cuff'd
           ,
           Cudgell'd
           ,
           and
           Clapper-claude
           .
        
         
           
             Han
             Gupak
             Navem
             
               Ercu
               Rius
               ,
            
          
           
             Quar
             Teratray
             Torb
             
               Ritan
               Nicus
               .
            
          
           
             
               By
               Interpretation
               .
            
          
           
             Hang
             up
             a
             Knave
             
               Mercurius
               ,
            
             Quarter
             a
             Traytor
             
               Britannicus
               .
            
          
        
         
           
             BRittanicus
             ,
          
           have
           at
           thee
           ,
           look
           to
           thy selfe
           ,
           for
           good
           faith
           I
           am
           IOHN
           TAYLOR
           ,
           and
           let
           it
           not
           make
           thee
           proud
           ,
           that
           I
           am
           pleased
           to
           descend
           so
           low
           as
           to
           write
           either
           to
           thee
           or
           of
           thee
           .
           Your
           Prophetick
           writings
           ,
           (
           with
           
             Bookers
          
           conjunction
           )
           and
           delicate
           foysted
           Declarations
           ,
           and
           Relations
           (
           being
           all
           Nothings
           )
           of
           their
           worthy
           Orders
           ,
           Acts
           ,
           and
           Votes
           ,
           with
           their
           
             Don
             Quixotticall
             ,
             Amadis
             de
             Galldicall
          
           Battles
           and
           Ayery
           Victories
           ,
           which
           being
           with
           judgement
           and
           discretion
           weighed
           and
           considered
           are
           
             Nothing
             ,
          
           nor
           ever
           will
           be
           any
           thing
           to
           any
           purpose
           .
        
         
           And
           if
           the
           round
           Iobbernoll
           of
           
             Brittanicus
          
           were
           but
           capable
           of
           the
           capacity
           of
           
             Owley-glasse
             ,
          
           he
           might
           see
           that
           all
           the
           great
           
             Something
             's
          
           which
           he
           so
           dignifies
           ,
           falsifies
           and
           magnifies
           ,
           are
           
             nothing
             ,
          
           have
           done
           
             Nothing
          
           (
           but
           Mischiefe
           )
           which
           is
           worse
           then
           
             Nothing
             .
          
        
         
           You
           are
           merrily
           pleased
           to
           call
           
             Aulicus
             the
             Scripe
             ,
             or
             Register
             to
             the
             Junto
             ,
          
           whereby
           I
           perceive
           that
           you
           can
           breake
           Iests
           better
           then
           make
           them
           ,
           and
           that
           you
           have
           a
           Foolish
           Rogueish
           desire
           to
           jeere
           your
           betters
           ,
           but
           that
           your
           plentifull
           want
           of
           Wit
           is
           your
           great
           impediment
           .
        
         
           Then
           you
           fall
           a
           Scoffing
           the
           Nobility
           here
           (
           which
           is
           no
           newes
           as
           you
           promised
           a
           Relation
           of
           newes
           in
           your
           lying
           title
           )
           but
           sure
           it
           is
           no
           new
           thing
           (
           though
           worth
           nothing
           )
           It
           is
           your
           weekly
           custome
          
           
           
           to
           promise
           the
           People
           newes
           ,
           and
           pay
           them
           with
           Nonsence
           ,
           your
           infamous
           works
           have
           titles
           of
           Relations
           ,
           and
           the
           froathy
           substance
           within
           is
           nothing
           ,
           but
           your
           own
           inventions
           ,
           fopperies
           ,
           and
           fictions
           ,
           for
           what
           knowledge
           of
           the
           Affaires
           of
           great
           
             Britaine
          
           can
           the
           people
           pick
           out
           of
           your
           Ignorant
           and
           Ridiculous
           Rayling
           and
           Revileing
           His
           Majesty
           ,
           His
           Royall
           Queen
           ,
           Honourable
           Counsellors
           ,
           and
           all
           our
           Nobility
           ,
           Gentry
           or
           others
           ,
           with
           the
           Reverend
           Clergy
           ,
           calling
           them
           Papists
           ,
           Iesuits
           ,
           Priests
           ;
           are
           these
           things
           new
           intelligences
           ,
           no
           ,
           all
           the
           World
           knowes
           those
           damnable
           designes
           to
           be
           no
           newes
           from
           you
           .
           But
           it
           were
           newes
           worth
           the
           hearing
           ,
           to
           heare
           any
           truth
           at
           all
           from
           you
           ,
           and
           it
           is
           supposed
           that
           you
           writ
           purposely
           to
           make
           your selfe
           merry
           ,
           and
           for
           some
           other
           Trencher
           Respects
           ,
           to
           delight
           as
           wise
           men
           as
           your selfe
           in
           reading
           and
           laughing
           at
           your
           fooleries
           .
        
         
           What
           knowledge
           of
           intelligence
           ,
           or
           what
           profit
           have
           the
           people
           for
           their
           money
           and
           time
           spent
           ,
           in
           buying
           and
           reading
           your
           scoffing
           scandalls
           &
           calumnies
           ,
           you
           are
           pleased
           to
           
             bestow
             fine
             Epithites
          
           upon
           them
           ,
           as
           
             fantasticall
             Heads
             and
             Hydes
             ,
          
           and
           the
           grave
           and
           Reverend
           Iudges
           your
           wickednesse
           is
           pleas'd
           to
           trench
           upon
           
             Rastalls
          
           Abridgements
           ,
           and
           to
           call
           them
           
             Rascalls
             ,
          
           neither
           can
           the
           Serjeant
           at
           Lawes
           
             Quoyfe
             ,
          
           or
           Iudges
           
             Night-cap
          
           scape
           the
           flowt
           of
           your
           fooles
           cap
           ,
           the
           
             Quoyfes
          
           (
           you
           say
           )
           
             are
             Quoifes
             of
             injustice
             ,
             and
             the
             Night-caps
             of
             false
             Judgement
             ;
          
           Then
           you
           boast
           of
           your
           (
           and
           none
           but
           yours
           )
           
             Parliaments
             late
             successe
             ,
             and
             your
             Scottish
             brethrens
             advance
             ,
          
           It
           is
           well
           known
           ,
           that
           your
           Parliament
           hath
           the
           Art
           to
           Create
           ,
           make
           ,
           forme
           ,
           fashion
           and
           frame
           Successe
           into
           what
           shape
           they
           please
           ,
           and
           be
           it
           either
           good
           ,
           bad
           ,
           or
           indifferent
           ,
           they
           can
           metamorphose
           it
           into
           feares
           ,
           jealousies
           ,
           Publique
           thanksgivings
           ,
           and
           these
           ingredients
           being
           melted
           with
           zeale
           in
           the
           secret
           Chrusible
           of
           the
           Publique-Faith
           ,
           and
           so
           with
           hey
           passe
           and
           Repasse
           Legerdemaine
           it
           is
           Transformed
           into
           money
           ,
           and
           that
           money
           into
           Rebellion
           .
           For
           your
           brethren
           (
           the
           
             Scots
          
           )
           advance
           ,
           I
           will
           give
           you
           leave
           to
           bragge
           of
           their
           successe
           .
        
         
           Then
           you
           seem
           to
           be
           displeased
           at
           
             Aulicus
             ,
          
           for
           speaking
           truth
           when
           he
           called
           you
           
             Rebells
             ,
          
           I
           doe
           heartily
           wish
           that
           you
           might
           truly
           give
           him
           the
           Lye
           ,
           but
           if
           you
           be
           not
           Rebells
           ,
           I
           shall
           suppose
           
             Faux
             ,
          
           and
           
             Ravilltack
          
           to
           be
           Honest
           men
           ,
           and
           that
           
             Wat
             Tyler
             ,
             Iack
             Cade
             ,
             Hackett
             ,
             Penrye
             ,
             Iohn
             a
             Leiden
             ,
          
           and
           
             Knipperdolling
          
           dyed
           true
           Martyrs
           .
        
         
           
             Britanicus
          
           saies
           ,
           the
           Ensigne
           is
           yet
           unhanged
           ,
           that
           said
           he
           would
           
           kill
           the
           King
           ,
           t
           is
           very
           likely
           ,
           for
           I
           am
           sure
           you
           have
           hang'd
           ,
           Imprisoned
           ,
           Murdred
           ,
           Plundred
           or
           Beggered
           as
           many
           as
           you
           could
           lay
           hold
           on
           ,
           of
           such
           as
           were
           either
           Ecclesiasticall
           or
           Temporall
           Protestants
           ,
           as
           would
           spend
           their
           livelihoods
           and
           deerest
           blood
           in
           defence
           of
           their
           true
           Religion
           ,
           and
           service
           of
           their
           Soveraigne
           .
           But
           your
           evasion
           is
           ,
           that
           your
           Trayterous
           Ensigne
           did
           not
           meane
           King
           
             Charles
             ,
             But
             Generall
             King
             is
             the
             man
             he
             meant
             to
             kill
             ,
          
           in
           this
           you
           are
           a
           Iesuited
           Equivocater
           in
           Generall
           ,
           and
           a
           lying
           Knave
           in
           particular
           ;
           you
           bragge
           what
           a
           brave
           
             Cornelius
             Burgesse
          
           you
           have
           ,
           he
           is
           a
           very
           wholsome
           Purified
           and
           Repurified
           man
           ,
           for
           the
           Records
           of
           the
           Spirituall
           Court
           doth
           keep
           an
           account
           ,
           that
           he
           hath
           been
           twice
           purg'd
           in
           that
           court
           ,
           for
           two
           female
           servants
           of
           his
           ,
           who
           by
           his
           joyning
           of
           Jyblets
           were
           both
           great
           with
           child
           in
           his
           own
           house
           .
           But
           these
           spirituall
           Court
           purgings
           ,
           was
           to
           weak
           Physick
           to
           work
           upon
           him
           ,
           so
           that
           he
           (
           relapsing
           )
           fell
           to
           the
           old
           trade
           againe
           ,
           for
           which
           he
           was
           to
           be
           let
           blood
           ,
           purg'd
           ,
           dieted
           ,
           and
           disciplin'd
           in
           the
           High-Commission
           ;
           But
           that
           he
           and
           his
           friends
           so
           labour'd
           the
           dissolution
           of
           that
           Court
           ,
           that
           it
           was
           Abollished
           ,
           and
           
             Cornelius
          
           (
           by
           that
           means
           )
           was
           left
           uncur'd
           ,
           and
           I
           doubt
           uncurable
           ,
           and
           I
           have
           heard
           of
           
             Cornelius
          
           his
           Tub
           ,
           which
           is
           the
           fittest
           Pulpit
           for
           him
           and
           his
           Rebellious
           doctrine
           ,
           he
           is
           no
           
             Cornelius
             Tacitus
             ,
          
           (
           as
           you
           say
           )
           but
           it
           were
           better
           for
           the
           peace
           of
           the
           Church
           and
           State
           ,
           if
           he
           were
           
             Tacitus
             ,
          
           with
           all
           the
           Rabble
           of
           his
           Tribe
           of
           Sectaries
           ;
           
             Tacitus
          
           was
           a
           
             Roman
          
           Historian
           ,
           and
           wrote
           the
           lives
           of
           some
           wicked
           Heathen
           Emperours
           ,
           but
           your
           Loquatious
           
             Burges
          
           (
           whose
           discretion
           had
           more
           appeared
           had
           he
           bin
           
             Tacitus
          
           )
           hath
           with
           the
           Vollubillity
           of
           his
           seditious
           verbosity
           ,
           omitted
           
             Suetonius
          
           and
           destroyed
           
             Tranquillius
             ;
          
           In
           a
           word
           ,
           he
           hath
           talk'd
           so
           much
           strife
           and
           mischiefe
           ,
           that
           thereby
           our
           former
           blessed
           Peace
           and
           Tranquillity
           is
           as
           rare
           to
           be
           found
           as
           Truth
           and
           Loyalty
           is
           either
           in
           him
           ,
           or
           in
           his
           Imposture
           Scribe
           
             Mercurius
             Britanicus
             .
          
        
         
           Next
           ;
           he
           pursues
           the
           Bishops
           (
           in
           the
           old
           Beaten
           way
           of
           Rayling
           )
           which
           is
           as
           common
           as
           the
           barking
           of
           doggs
           ,
           and
           therefore
           I
           hold
           him
           not
           worthy
           of
           an
           Answer
           .
           His
           Ridiculous
           scoffs
           of
           the
           Earle
           of
           
             Bristol
             ,
          
           the
           Lord
           
             Cottiugton
             ,
          
           and
           Sir
           
             Francis
             Windebank
             ,
          
           calling
           them
           
             Spanish
             Figgs
             and
             Reisins
             ,
          
           is
           such
           poor
           silly
           Rogish
           stuffe
           ,
           that
           the
           folly
           of
           
             Will
             Summers
             ,
          
           or
           
             Iohn
             Dorye
          
           were
           profound
           wisdome
           in
           respect
           of
           it
           .
        
         
           Then
           Sir
           ,
           (
           to
           shew
           your
           love
           to
           Learning
           (
           like
           the
           rest
           of
           your
           
           sweet
           Maisters
           
             Magnificoes
             ,
             Clarissimoes
          
           Committee
           and
           Common-Councell
           men
           )
           you
           jeere
           at
           the
           Schooles
           ,
           which
           is
           a
           place
           renowned
           for
           a
           famous
           Librarie
           through
           more
           Kingdoms
           Provinces
           and
           Nations
           ,
           then
           are
           in
           the
           Christian
           World
           ,
           and
           the
           ever
           renowned
           founder
           (
           Sir
           
             Tho.
             Bodley
             ,
          
           will
           for
           ever
           stand
           in
           the
           Records
           of
           fame
           ,
           when
           the
           memory
           of
           the
           Calumniators
           of
           that
           Magnificent
           fabrick
           shall
           Rot
           ,
           Stink
           ,
           and
           be
           justly
           held
           odious
           to
           God
           and
           Man
           .
        
         
           The
           Arch-bishop
           of
           
             Armaugh
          
           falls
           next
           into
           the
           Roleing
           streame
           or
           Railing
           straine
           of
           your
           Aspersions
           ,
           and
           indeed
           your
           commendations
           and
           approbation
           either
           of
           him
           ,
           or
           any
           other
           man
           ,
           is
           one
           of
           the
           greatest
           disparagements
           to
           blur
           and
           blemish
           a
           good
           Reputation
           ,
           on
           the
           other
           side
           ,
           the
           Ridiculous
           and
           Mallicious
           Scandalls
           which
           you
           are
           pleas'd
           to
           bluster
           against
           .
           Virtue
           ,
           doth
           illustrate
           the
           brightnesse
           of
           it
           ,
           and
           make
           it
           shine
           more
           Gloriously
           perspicuous
           ,
           (
           for
           mine
           own
           part
           I
           had
           Rather
           
             Brittanicus
             ,
          
           and
           all
           his
           friends
           were
           hang'd
           then
           that
           either
           he
           or
           they
           should
           be
           at
           the
           charges
           to
           bestow
           a
           good
           Report
           on
           me
           ,
           for
           every
           honest
           man
           would
           take
           me
           to
           be
           a
           
             Brownist
          
           or
           
             Anuabaptist
             ,
          
           a
           Rascall
           ,
           a
           Rebell
           and
           a
           Traytor
           .
        
         
           The
           profound
           learning
           ,
           the
           sincerity
           of
           the
           Protestant
           Religion
           ,
           the
           Loyalty
           to
           his
           Soveraigne
           ,
           the
           extraordinary
           pains
           of
           his
           Studdying
           ,
           the
           manner
           ,
           Method
           ,
           and
           Elegancy
           of
           his
           frequent
           Preaching
           ,
           his
           Charity
           ,
           Affability
           and
           carriage
           of
           his
           Exemplary
           life
           and
           conversation
           ;
           all
           these
           vertues
           ,
           being
           the
           unquestionable
           practise
           of
           this
           most
           Reverend
           Bishop
           ,
           cannot
           escape
           the
           snapping
           and
           snarling
           of
           
             Brittanicus
             ,
          
           whereby
           the
           danger
           of
           a
           Knaves
           good
           Report
           is
           most
           plainly
           manifested
           .
        
         
           
             Brittanicus
             ,
          
           you
           doe
           Amplify
           ,
           and
           seem
           to
           stellify
           the
           Rebellious
           Lord
           
             Denbigh
             ,
          
           and
           some
           others
           ,
           with
           the
           Attainted
           and
           Outlawed
           
             Say
             and
             Seale
             ,
          
           and
           if
           there
           were
           no
           other
           proofs
           of
           their
           Delinquency
           ,
           your
           justification
           were
           sufficient
           Testimony
           .
           
             Deare-ring
          
           (
           you
           bragge
           is
           come
           to
           you
           ,
           I
           pray
           you
           make
           much
           of
           him
           ,
           he
           is
           an
           excellent
           jewell
           to
           hang
           in
           the
           Eare
           of
           a
           Gallowes
           ,
           at
           which
           time
           a
           Turn'd
           shirt
           of
           Holland
           may
           serve
           him
           for
           a
           Winding
           sheet
           (
           if
           the
           Crowes
           be
           not
           couzned
           .
           )
           You
           say
           you
           look
           for
           
             Hopton
          
           next
           ,
           (
           you
           may
           look
           for
           him
           ,
           but
           I
           think
           you
           dare
           neither
           look
           or
           see
           him
           where
           he
           is
           ,
           if
           you
           look
           for
           him
           in
           Imitation
           of
           
             Deereing
             ,
          
           you
           may
           look
           your
           Eyes
           out
           ,
           and
           if
           you
           and
           your
           Maisters
           and
           Members
           had
           the
           grace
           to
           be
           good
           Subjects
           till
           
             Hopton
          
           turne
           Rebell
           ,
           the
           miseries
           
           of
           this
           Kingdom
           would
           quickly
           have
           a
           happy
           period
           ;
           in
           the
           mean
           space
           look
           to
           
             Hopton
             ,
          
           for
           
             Hopton
          
           looks
           for
           you
           .
        
         
           You
           extoll
           the
           Lord
           
             Gray
          
           of
           
             Warke
          
           and
           your
           Speaker
           (
           nine
           yards
           
             London
          
           measure
           above
           
             Ursa
             minor
             ,
          
           )
           Prophecying
           that
           they
           with
           the
           
             Common-Counsell-men
             shall
             fill
             Chronicles
             ;
          
           in
           this
           you
           are
           believ'd
           ,
           for
           there
           are
           many
           men
           Cronicled
           for
           disloyalty
           to
           their
           Princes
           ,
           and
           setting
           of
           Kingdoms
           in
           combustious
           contention
           ,
           and
           why
           not
           they
           .
           And
           then
           you
           (
           victoriously
           )
           doe
           jeere
           our
           victories
           ,
           you
           say
           we
           took
           certain
           prisoners
           ,
           
             one
             was
             a
             Trooper
             with
             five
             shllings
             3d
             
             in
             his
             pocket
             ,
             three
             men
             in
             scarlet
             breeches
             ,
             and
             one
             dragoon
             in
             an
             old
             plush
             doublet
             ,
          
           in
           this
           you
           keep
           your
           promise
           with
           your
           chapmen
           ,
           in
           letting
           them
           have
           some
           Newes
           for
           their
           money
           ,
           and
           no
           doubt
           but
           some
           of
           them
           have
           so
           much
           wit
           as
           to
           believe
           you
           .
        
         
           But
           you
           prize
           your
           Generalls
           blood
           at
           an
           inestimable
           valew
           ,
           
             that
             every
             drop
             af
             it
             is
             a
             Ruby
             or
             an
             Emerauld
             ,
          
           It
           is
           wonder
           that
           his
           exceeding
           Excellency
           doth
           not
           beat
           thee
           for
           thy
           grosse
           flattery
           ,
           for
           he
           knowes
           himselfe
           to
           be
           scarcely
           worth
           a
           Peble
           ,
           and
           his
           Loyalty
           to
           his
           King
           were
           overvalued
           at
           the
           rate
           of
           a
           Saint
           
             Martins
          
           Pearle
           .
        
         
           You
           taxe
           us
           that
           
             all
             our
             letters
             are
             falsities
             ,
          
           and
           we
           know
           that
           though
           they
           be
           written
           with
           all
           grounds
           of
           reall
           truths
           ,
           yet
           you
           have
           the
           art
           to
           falsify
           them
           ,
           either
           by
           new
           transcribing
           ,
           misinterpreted
           and
           prejudicate
           constructions
           ,
           or
           forged
           counterfeit
           Letters
           of
           your
           own
           devising
           and
           writing
           ,
           which
           Letters
           have
           been
           often
           interpreted
           by
           your selves
           ,
           sometimes
           at
           Sea
           ,
           out
           of
           a
           Catch
           or
           an
           Oysterboate
           ,
           by
           your
           victorious
           and
           unmatchable
           ,
           Admirable
           Admirall
           ,
           and
           others
           have
           been
           secretly
           conveyed
           to
           your
           Generalls
           and
           Commanders
           ,
           who
           have
           easily
           taken
           the
           poore
           papers
           ,
           and
           sent
           them
           to
           
             London
             ,
          
           by
           speedy
           order
           they
           have
           been
           Printed
           ,
           (
           as
           full
           of
           your
           own
           Lyes
           ,
           as
           your
           malice
           and
           the
           Divell
           could
           thrust
           into
           so
           small
           Roomes
           )
           then
           they
           have
           been
           dispersed
           as
           dangerous
           plots
           and
           conspiracies
           ,
           plotted
           by
           Papists
           ,
           Royalists
           ,
           and
           Cavaliers
           ;
           and
           publique
           thanksgivings
           commanded
           to
           be
           given
           in
           all
           Churches
           for
           Greate
           and
           extraordinary
           deliverances
           from
           fabulous
           dangers
           of
           your
           own
           devising
           .
        
         
           
             Prinne
          
           you
           are
           pleased
           to
           entitle
           ,
           
             your
             Protomartyr
             ,
             in
             the
             Worst
             times
             ,
             and
             a
             Champion
             in
             the
             Best
             ,
             Prinne
          
           hath
           heard
           of
           me
           lately
           in
           a
           larger
           tract
           ,
           in
           my
           Answer
           to
           his
           Traiterous
           Pamphlet
           of
           the
           Power
           of
           Parliaments
           ;
           and
           Vindication
           of
           the
           new
           Counterfeit
           
           Great-Seale
           ,
           
             Pennrye
          
           and
           
             Prinne
          
           are
           somewhat
           neare
           in
           an
           Annagram
           ,
           they
           are
           nearer
           in
           their
           Treasons
           ,
           and
           no
           doubt
           they
           will
           be
           nearest
           ,
           when
           
             Prinne
          
           suffers
           as
           
             Pennry
          
           did
           at
           Tyburne
           (
           for
           lesse
           Treason
           )
           in
           Queen
           
             Elizabeths
          
           time
           .
        
         
           The
           truth
           is
           ,
           you
           doe
           make
           bold
           with
           the
           names
           of
           some
           ,
           who
           have
           been
           so
           bold
           to
           beat
           you
           squarely
           ,
           and
           made
           you
           run
           away
           Roundly
           ,
           for
           which
           causes
           I
           will
           tollerate
           you
           to
           be
           angry
           ,
           and
           revenge
           your
           Maisters
           cause
           and
           your
           own
           with
           railing
           and
           playing
           the
           foole
           ,
           that
           's
           another
           full
           poynt
           .
        
         
           It
           is
           your
           profitable
           and
           safest
           way
           to
           keep
           your
           distance
           in
           staying
           at
           
             London
          
           or
           
             Westminister
             ,
          
           &
           abuse
           his
           Majesty
           ,
           and
           as
           many
           as
           doe
           Love
           Serve
           and
           Honour
           Him
           at
           
             Oxford
             ,
          
           But
           your
           Lyes
           are
           not
           limited
           only
           hither
           ,
           for
           their
           universality
           flees
           all
           over
           Great
           Britaine
           ,
           by
           the
           false
           name
           of
           newes
           :
           and
           because
           the
           Gentleman
           is
           so
           exquisite
           and
           exact
           in
           taxing
           names
           in
           stead
           of
           newes
           ,
           the
           name
           of
           
             Mercurius
             Britanicus
             ,
          
           (
           as
           I
           am
           Certified
           )
           is
           
             James
             Hudson
             ,
          
           which
           in
           an
           Annagram
           is
           the
           
             Sphinx
             ,
          
           which
           the
           
             Oedipus
          
           of
           my
           Pericranion
           makes
           a
           true
           signification
           ,
           of
           ,
           for
           it
           opens
           the
           Riddle
           of
           the
           Matter
           ,
           the
           Marrow
           ,
           and
           the
           very
           intrincicall
           secrets
           of
           your
           name
           and
           Pamphlets
           .
           
             As
             thus
             ,
          
           
             IAMES
             HVDSON
             ,
             
               annagram
               ,
            
             O
             ,
             HIS
             MAD NVES
             ,
          
        
         
           Thus
           your
           very
           name
           includes
           the
           nature
           of
           your
           weekly
           Relations
           ,
           the
           
             mad nues
          
           of
           
             Iames
             Hudson
             ,
          
           hath
           made
           abundance
           of
           fooles
           ,
           and
           knaves
           as
           
             mad
          
           as
           himselfe
           ,
           he
           is
           
             mad
          
           in
           writing
           ,
           and
           they
           are
           out
           of
           their
           Wits
           ,
           with
           countenancing
           ,
           buying
           ,
           Reading
           ,
           and
           believing
           his
           
             madnesse
             ,
          
           which
           doth
           blow
           the
           Coles
           that
           Inflames
           this
           
             Mad
          
           Rebellion
           .
           But
           himselfe
           and
           his
           damnable
           Lyes
           and
           Labours
           ,
           are
           more
           Really
           described
           in
           another
           Annagram
           ,
           of
           
             Mercurius
             Brittanicus
             ,
          
           with
           his
           own
           name
           mixt
           with
           it
           ;
           
             As
             thus
             .
          
           
             MERCVRIVS
             BRITTANICVS
             ,
             IAMES
             HVDSONNE
             ,
             
               Annagramma
               ,
            
             BVRN
             MI
             NONSENSE
             ,
             WHI
             ,
             IT
             IS
             ACVRST
             DREAMS
             .
          
           You
           see
           Sir
           ,
           that
           your
           own
           name
           ,
           with
           your
           accurst
           Pamphlets
           Title
           ,
           doth
           most
           plainly
           demonstrate
           the
           lewdnesse
           ,
           badnesse
           ,
           and
           madnesse
           of
           your
           pestiferous
           
             Newes
             ,
          
           and
           the
           reason
           is
           ,
           you
           acknowledge
           it
           worthy
           to
           be
           
             Burnt
             ,
          
           as
           being
           your
           
             Nonsence
             ,
          
           the
           Question
           
             Why
          
           it
           should
           be
           
             Burnt
          
           is
           ,
           because
           it
           is
           
             Acurst
             Dreams
             .
          
        
         
         
           Thus
           you
           see
           that
           
             Taylor
          
           the
           Waterman
           (
           whose
           name
           you
           abused
           and
           Scoft
           amongst
           his
           betters
           )
           hath
           fidled
           a
           little
           with
           your
           name
           for
           this
           once
           .
        
         
           I
           could
           play
           with
           some
           of
           your
           Maisters
           Memberships
           such
           as
           have
           gotten
           too
           good
           estates
           in
           being
           bad
           servants
           to
           His
           Majesty
           ,
           As
           ,
           
             
               
                 Henry
                 Vane
                 Senior
                 ,
              
               annagram
               ,
               
                 Ruines
                 anye
                 Honer
                 ,
              
            
             
               
                 Henry
                 Vane
                 Iunior
                 ,
              
               annagram
               ,
               
                 I
                 Honer
                 vaine
                 Ruyn
                 ,
              
            
          
           Or
           ,
           
             
               
                 William
                 Fines
                 ,
              
               annagram
               ,
               
                 I
                 am
                 Sinful
                 Evil
                 .
              
            
          
        
         
           I
           could
           fool
           with
           the
           quondam
           Grooms
           name
           ,
           and
           tell
           him
           ,
           there
           was
           a
           time
           when
           he
           was
           
             Rich
          
           and
           very
           poor
           at
           once
           ,
           till
           by
           his
           Majesties
           Grace
           ,
           he
           was
           
             Rich
          
           in
           Honour
           and
           estate
           ,
           and
           now
           by
           his
           Ingratitude
           ,
           he
           is
           turn'd
           poor
           again
           ,
           scarce
           worth
           a
           Clout
           or
           Ragge
           of
           
             Holland
             .
          
        
         
           Then
           you
           tell
           us
           that
           
             Denmarke
             and
             France
             are
             puzled
          
           by
           the
           
             Sweadish
          
           designe
           ;
           indeed
           it
           behooves
           all
           the
           Kings
           of
           the
           Earth
           ,
           to
           take
           it
           into
           serious
           consideration
           how
           dangerous
           it
           is
           for
           
             Monarchie
             ,
          
           to
           be
           Assaulted
           by
           a
           Rebellious
           
             Anarchie
             .
          
           And
           (
           Arrogantly
           )
           you
           spend
           your
           Iudgement
           ,
           that
           
             nothing
             can
             help
             but
             Spain
             ,
             and
             the
             pawne
             of
             Ireland
             ,
          
           yes
           Sir
           ,
           there
           is
           one
           that
           you
           know
           not
           ,
           (
           or
           scarcely
           ever
           think
           on
           )
           that
           both
           can
           and
           will
           help
           ,
           without
           the
           help
           of
           man
           or
           forreign
           Nations
           ,
           or
           pawn
           of
           a
           Kingdom
           .
           If
           you
           would
           but
           take
           God
           in
           your
           mind
           ,
           you
           would
           quickly
           guesse
           who
           it
           is
           that
           will
           help
           ,
           but
           your
           cause
           is
           so
           bad
           ,
           that
           you
           are
           faine
           to
           buy
           and
           begge
           help
           of
           your
           Brethren
           ,
           (
           some
           Rebellious
           
             Scots
          
           )
           for
           the
           payment
           of
           whom
           ,
           you
           have
           pawn'd
           more
           then
           Kingdoms
           ,
           for
           you
           have
           morgaged
           your
           soules
           to
           the
           Divell
           ,
           by
           your
           execrable
           perjury
           ,
           Oathes
           ,
           Vowes
           ,
           Protestations
           and
           Covenants
           .
        
         
           
             You
             heare
             that
             Holland
             is
             about
             to
             set
             forth
             some
             Declaration
             at
             this
             time
             ,
          
           if
           it
           be
           of
           his
           own
           writing
           ,
           I
           shall
           doe
           him
           the
           Honour
           to
           Laugh
           at
           it
           .
           You
           call
           
             Warwick
             ,
             your
             unmatchable
             Admirall
             ,
             a
             brave
             man
             by
             Sea
             and
             Land
             ,
          
           It
           is
           true
           that
           he
           is
           unmatchable
           in
           this
           Rebellion
           ,
           and
           his
           markes
           of
           a
           
             Brave
             man
             ,
          
           is
           his
           wicked
           constancy
           in
           an
           accurst
           cause
           .
           Sir
           
             Tho.
             Fairfax
             ,
             and
             Sir
             William
             Brereton
             are
             to
             high
          
           (
           you
           say
           )
           
             for
             any
             title
             that
             you
             can
             give
             them
             ,
          
           they
           are
           not
           so
           high
           as
           they
           deserve
           ,
           by
           tenne
           steps
           at
           least
           .
        
         
           Then
           you
           tell
           us
           ,
           
             that
             you
             had
             forgot
             one
             peice
             of
             Newes
             ,
          
           you
           may
           doe
           well
           ,
           to
           let
           us
           have
           some
           small
           peice
           for
           our
           mony
           ,
           for
           you
           have
           told
           us
           of
           no
           newes
           yet
           ,
           But
           what
           is
           your
           piece
           of
           Newes
           ,
           some
           good
           stuffe
           no
           doubt
           ,
           like
           the
           rest
           before
           ;
           But
           stand
           a
           side
           and
           be
           uncover'd
           ,
           
           this
           newes
           is
           an
           humble
           wish
           ,
           that
           (
           for
           the
           Edification
           of
           the
           Ignorant
           people
           )
           their
           two
           thinne
           Howses
           of
           Lower
           uppermost
           ,
           and
           Vpper
           lowermost
           (
           which
           he
           calls
           the
           Estates
           )
           would
           
             be
             pleased
             ,
          
           beneath
           and
           above
           ,
           
             to
             annex
             to
             their
             commands
             ,
             for
             the
             Reading
             them
             in
             all
             Churches
             ,
             for
             the
             Citty
             knowes
             enough
             already
             ,
             and
             the
             Country
             to
             little
             ,
          
           And
           is
           it
           not
           fit
           that
           seeing
           all
           Order
           ,
           Decency
           ,
           and
           Doctrine
           of
           Christianity
           is
           (
           irreligiously
           )
           and
           Blasphemously
           thrust
           out
           of
           the
           Churches
           with
           you
           ,
           that
           in
           the
           Room
           thereof
           ,
           the
           Railings
           and
           Revilings
           of
           this
           Weekly
           
             Rabshekah
          
           may
           be
           brought
           in
           ,
           which
           may
           in
           future
           ages
           make
           
             Mercurius
             Brittanicus
             ,
          
           as
           famous
           for
           his
           
             Madnewes
             and
             Accurst
             Nonsence
             Dreams
             ,
          
           as
           
             Mahomet
          
           is
           for
           his
           
             Alcaron
             .
          
        
         
           Then
           you
           say
           ,
           
             that
             the
             Parliament
             were
             in
             the
             worst
             condition
             ,
             if
             it
             could
             not
             command
             all
             other
             Courts
             in
             punishing
             Delinquents
             ,
          
           but
           if
           your
           
             Thing
          
           at
           
             Westminster
             ,
          
           were
           a
           Parliament
           ,
           they
           would
           have
           punished
           you
           for
           Traiterous
           Libells
           ,
           against
           the
           sacred
           Majesties
           of
           the
           King
           and
           Queene
           ,
           the
           Royall
           posterity
           ,
           the
           Reverend
           Clergy
           ,
           the
           faithfull
           Nobility
           and
           Gentry
           ,
           the
           true
           hearted
           Commonalty
           ,
           and
           finally
           ,
           against
           the
           Peace
           of
           all
           His
           Majesties
           Kingdoms
           ,
           these
           are
           such
           delinquencies
           ,
           that
           they
           deserve
           lesse
           then
           to
           be
           dream'd
           a
           Parliament
           ,
           that
           gives
           them
           encouragement
           and
           Rewards
           ,
           these
           are
           no
           Acts
           ,
           or
           Symptoms
           of
           a
           Parliament
           .
        
         
           Lastly
           your
           words
           are
           ,
           
             That
             you
             doe
             not
             take
             Armes
             against
             the
             King
             ,
             but
             against
             those
             about
             Him
             ,
          
           Cod
           is
           about
           Him
           ,
           and
           I
           hope
           ever
           will
           be
           ,
           and
           environ
           him
           with
           his
           all
           saving
           protection
           ,
           the
           blessed
           successe
           he
           hath
           had
           in
           being
           still
           preserved
           from
           dangers
           ,
           might
           make
           you
           believe
           that
           God
           is
           about
           him
           ,
           if
           you
           mean
           his
           trusty
           servants
           
             that
             are
             about
             him
             ,
          
           that
           's
           no
           newes
           ,
           it
           is
           their
           Honour
           to
           be
           hated
           for
           their
           Maisters
           sake
           .
           
             And
             if
             he
             will
             needs
             involve
             himselfe
             into
             their
             Ruine
          
           (
           then
           belike
           you
           mean
           utterly
           to
           ruine
           them
           and
           the
           King
           together
           )
           
             you
             can
             but
             only
             pray
             and
             sigh
             for
             the
             misfortune
             of
             the
             King
             ,
          
           with
           a
           publique
           Thansgiving
           ,
           
             Doing
             still
             our
             duty
             to
             the
             King
             .
          
           We
           thank
           you
           for
           your
           manners
           ,
           I
           know
           none
           you
           have
           .
        
         
           Thus
           Mounster
           
             Mercurius
             Brittanicus
             ,
          
           I
           have
           trac'd
           ,
           track'd
           and
           truely
           answerd
           all
           your
           madnesse
           for
           one
           week
           ,
           which
           is
           as
           much
           as
           if
           I
           had
           confuted
           all
           that
           you
           have
           done
           ,
           can
           ,
           or
           will
           doe
           ,
           but
           if
           you
           meddle
           with
           me
           again
           .
           I
           shall
           make
           so
           bold
           ,
           to
           bung
           up
           your
           Chaps
           with
           a
           
             Gravesend
          
           Toast
           .
        
         
           FINIS
           .