An anarchist, a fascist, and an advocate of democracy walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The advocate of democracy says, "Let's put it to a vote."
The fascist says, "There will be no vote. I have already decided what we are drinking."
The anarchist says, "There will be no bartender. There will be no bar."
An anarchist, a fascist, and an advocate of democracy walk into a bar.
The advocate of democracy says, "I think we should all get to choose what we drink."
The fascist says, "I think I should choose what we all drink."
The anarchist says, "I think we should abolish the bar and let the drinks distribute themselves according to need."
The bartender says, "That's not how bars work."
The anarchist says, "Exactly."
An anarchist, a fascist, and an advocate of democracy walk into a bar.
The advocate of democracy orders a round for everyone and asks everyone to split the bill equally.
The fascist orders a round for himself and sends the bill to the other two.
The anarchist tips over the table, pours the drinks on the floor, and declares the bar liberated.
The bartender calls the police.
The fascist says, "Good."
The democrat says, "Let's form a committee to investigate."
The anarchist is already gone.
An anarchist, a fascist, and an advocate of democracy walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Who's paying?"
The democrat says, "We'll discuss it and decide together."
The fascist says, "He's paying," pointing at the democrat.
The anarchist says, "The concept of payment is a tool of state oppression," and walks out without paying.
The bartender looks at the democrat and says, "This is why we can't have nice things."
The democrat says, "That's what I always say about the both of them."