- 53 - Enter Net Tanner Léon The internet is the dirty corner of the street with a faulty lightbulb ramshackled onto a telephone pole. It saunters through the adult section of a back-alley bookstore looking for raunchy images clad in a dark leather jacket— the web it spins is not one of lies, but a very sticky predicament that stencils in the creases of a mother’s disapproving face. If you ask the internet where it is from there is only silence— trapped in a labyrinth of 100-page search results: enticing insanity locked behind untouchable glass. The internet has perused every file of your being “it’s seen those search results” has sent them in pretty prissy letters to multiple organizations so they may bullseye target your back with selected sock ads: the NSA giggles at them over a cup of coffee in the morning. The internet has sewed strings throughout your body— ragdolled you to your peers, their bravadoed fables of success rubbed in your face like persistent acne— their depression like dull drum beats at your schadenfreude, and we call it: the great connector.