- 20 - An Ode to a Nobel-Prize-Winning Racist Natasha Chopra “Ships laden with wheat were coming in from Australia docking in Calcutta and were instructed by Churchill not to disembark their cargo but sail on to Europe. And when conscience-stricken British officials wrote to the Prime Minister in London [Winston Churchill] pointing out that his policies were causing needless loss of life, all he could do was write peevishly in the margin of the report, ‘Why hasn’t Gandhi died yet?’” -Dr. Shashi Tharoor You orator, you historian and scholar, you Owner of honorary Air Force wings, you Not surprising chancellor of a PWI, you Nobel prize winner in literature, you Knight of the Garter, sir, you Prime Minister of England, you Prime Minister of Colonization, you Defender of Avoidable Famine, they Called you king of defending Exalted human values, do they See the irony in the white Of the paper they write that on, they Hired Mr. Oldman to play you In that film that won too many awards, do they See the irony in hiring an abuser of women To portray an abuser of an entire nation, Do they? Do they know the British didn’t have tea until they Were the largest exporter of tea without growing A single leaf on their own soil, they Stole the crops from under amber noses, were they Bothered by the brownness the boiled leaves Left in the water? Is that why they Mixed in milk of Indian cows, to counteract its Brownness, to whitewash yet another delicacy, To dilute the news of my ancestor’s starvation, To distract from the fact that India was starving, To tell themselves that India wasn’t starving, To convince themselves that Gandhi wasn’t dead (yet), to convince themselves They had no blood on their hands (yet)? - 21 - The winners rewhite, oh I’m sorry, I think I meant the winners rewrite history, they Created an entire Wikipedia page Just for your lengthy list of honors, but they Didn’t make one for your racism, I Find that interesting that I Didn’t learn about your racism until I Saw the sadness in my father’s eyes, did you Know that he inherited that glossiness, that distance From his parents – his parents that were born under A Union Jack, the amalgamation of imagery Representing other colonizers, Colored white from the skin of the supremacists, Colored blue from the droplets of the Indian Ocean, Colored red from the blood of my family. Colored anything but brown.