Best Headlines from 2007

Something Went Wrong in

Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to

Run Down Jaywalkers

Miners Refuse to Work

after death

Juvenile Court to Try

Shooting defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled

Quickly, It May Last

Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to

temperatures

Enfield ( London )

Couple Slain; Police

suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New

Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning:

Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity

Looks for Larger Test

Group

Kids Make Nutritious

Snacks

Local High School

Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7

Foot doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through

Cemetery; Hundreds dead
Cat in Church

Johnny's  Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing  
   church"  with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled 
   and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and  
   hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the  
   cat in a tub of water.

She called out, "Johnny, stop that!  The cat is afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that  
   before he joined my church."