Table of Speech Acts of Teddy’s Utterances in The Man from Toronto Movie Based on Searle’s Theory No. Utterance Representative Declarative Expressive Directive Commissive 1 Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. V 2 Okay, here we go. Here we go. Uh... V 3 Hey, world. I'm Teddy Jackson, and I wanna welcome you to Teddy bands. V 4 Ha-ha! V 5 All right, listen, weights are about to be no more. It's all about the bands. Why? Because this is where you get the best resistance. You can stretch it, do whatever you want with it. The best thing is to get you some reps in there though. V V 6 Get a lot of reps to where you feel it. V 7 sh¡t, I felt it. Goddamn. It's my eye. It got me right on the side of the eye. Dammit. V V 8 One hundred. (laughs) V V 9 What's up, world? Teddy Jackson here, welcoming you to Teddy burn, where I'm introducing two pieces of non-breathable plastic. Think about five garbage bags wrapped up into two good pieces, where you just can't let nothing out, except sweat. V V 10 Oh, man. Whoo! I'm getting dizzy. sh¡t. (gasping) Wait. Fitness is... Nah. V V 11 Hey, what's going on, guys? Teddy Jackson here, and I wanna introduce you to the Teddy bar. V 12 I already know what you're thinking. "Teddy, what is it?" I'll tell you exactly what it is. It's an adjustable pull-up bar. V 13 Why did I make it? Because some pull-up bars are just too high. So this one adjusts to your comfort level. That's right. Adjust it to the right height and pull up all night. V 14 Let's go! (grunts) Let's get it! Oh yeah! V 15 Oh! (crashing) Oh sh¡t! Lori! God. Godda... Aw, come on! Lori, the... The Teddy bar fell on my head! Goddamn it! It does it every time I'm taping. V V 16 Look who's up, huh? Happy birthday. V 17 I think it's, um... I think it's baby-making time. We can do it in that position that don't even feel good. It feels good for you. I'm saying, for me it's just more about... ...survival of the species. What? I'm just trying to break it down to you. V 18 What... What does that mean, honey? They named a screw-up after me? V 19 Okay, listen, that's the past. Why talk about the past? I wanna focus on the present. Look at this. Come on, look at it. V V 20 I got us a little cabin for your birthday. Tons of baby-making time. V 21 It's the reservation, babe. We leave tonight. It's perfect. I'm not messing up your birthdays anymore, babe. V V 22 I did not talk to Marty yet, but there's a reason. I'm just waiting for the right time. V 23 You're absolutely right. Know what? I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna pitch it to him today. He's gonna fall in love with it. The money that'll come will be ridiculous. I'm gonna pay our tax lien off. I'm gonna fix this place up. It's gonna happen. V V 24 That's what Teddying it looks like, right? V 25 Okay, all right. I'll get the bulb. And the toner. V 26 Morning. V 27 Well, you better come, Betty! Dream hard and punch harder! V 28 Here you go, guys. Marty's Fitness. Right up the street. Stop lunchin' and get to punchin'! V V 29 Non-contact boxing, Marty. V 30 This is big. This is the whole breakdown of the idea. Now, the big thing here is that it's still boxing, without the contact. That's the beauty of the idea. Look at this. I'm getting that same burn that I normally would, right? ( imitates punches landing ) ( grunting ) But I don't touch you. I got so excited when I started to get into the idea, I decided to put up the first workout video. Just to get a response. Three comments. And the questions are simple. They're like, "What is this?" V V 31 Digest it. V 32 I'll be honest you. I don't know what that word means. What are you... What are you saying? V 32 Yeah, sure. V 34 Marty, they're gonna come through that door any day, any minute. You just gotta be patient. You know that. V 35 What? I mean, who really needs addresses? V 36 Then they'll call you, Marty. V 37 Dammit, did I? V 38 I got grit. Are you firing me? V 39 Non-contact boxing. That's your closer, man. Marty, I've worked hard on this. V 40 So stupid. V 41 Oh. Hey. V 42 Well, if that's the case, I'll go get dressed now. All right? ( grunts ) V 43 Hmm? How'd it go with Marty? It was, uh... Yeah, it was great. He said it wasn't, like, the dumbest thing he's ever heard, so. Yeah. I'm proud of you too. V V 44 We do have a cabin. I'm gonna go meet the guy at the cabin. Before I do that I wanted to let you out because I got you two hours at a spa. V V 45 You like that? Babe, I got you set up for the whole shebang. You're getting a facial, mani-pedi... Okay? You're welcome, honey. V 46 Damn toner. What is this? Where am I? V 47 Wait a minute, is that a six or an eight? It's gotta be this one. V 48 Ah. ( sighs ) Lori, I'm not gonna Teddy this one. Got the magic box, let's go. ( grunts ) Come on. ( sighs ) sh¡t. Damn it. ( groans ) This is nice. This whole thing is nice, right here. V V 49 Well, if you're on time, you're late. ( chuckles ) Ain't that right? V 50 Do me a favor, grab this box. You know, I got bottles. Get the bottles. V 51 Whoo! My legs. You're big, ain't you? ( chuckles ) Oh, this ain't bad. This ain't bad at all. V V 52 I'm glad I made it up here before it got dark though. That would've been something else. V V 53 That's to celebrate. I'm gonna do a little bit of this, a little bit of that. ( chuckles ) V V 54 No, man, this is just a warm-up. When you ain't did it in a while, things can get a little animal. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Gotta tap into that danger zone. Start using safe words. Oh, you probably got safe sentences. Safe paragraphs. V 55 Where the bathroom at? I gotta pee, man. Oh, sh¡t. Oh! Damn. Whoo! There it is. V V 56 I'm sorry if you can hear this. I got a strong stream. Been like this since I was six. It's called "a consistent flow," that's what the doctor said. Phew. A little above average for my size. I'm at the tail end of it now, though. V V 57 Oh God. V 58 Man, I'm surprised I made it this far. I'm ready to get to work now though. V V 59 Oh, you gonna take me on the tour. What is it, a game room? You got a ping-pong table down here? ( laughs ) Probably... Hey, how are you doing? You with the rental team? Good to see you. Oh, my. Hold on. What the... No. Uh-uh. Excuse me. We... We got work to do? Oh. Uh... V V 60 What? Hold on. Wait a second. The Man from Toronto? Just give me... Give a second. Give me... V V 61 Hmm. Wait, hold on. Just hold on a second. V V 62 Mm. V 63 "Unless, of course, he talks." V 64 He said, if he talks, then things can be different. Because you, you know who I am. You know me. You guys all... Everybody here must know who I am. Now, if you know what I know, that's that I love to communicate. So let's figure out the best way to talk. Right? V V 65 I hope you understand what I'm saying. V 66 Last I checked, communication is key to understanding. V 67 Is it muggy? Are you guys... Is it a little... The air, right? V 68 Back up. Back up. Put the hammer down and back up. You're crowding me, okay? And I can't do whatever it is I'm here to do with you on my ass. V V 69 Now, what you need to know is that... ( whispers ) I don't know what is going on. I don't know what they want. They called me the Man from Toronto. I don't even know who that is. V 70 Give them what they want. Is it money? V 71 You said what? I start... Hmm. V V 72 You're gonna listen. I love eyes. I would hate for your eyes to be next on my activity list. ( mouthing ) I don't wanna do this. ( whispering ) I don't like none of this. I don't like nasty stuff. I don't like blood. V V 73 I... I did what in Minnesota? Goddamn right I did. Don't nobody else say anything. You know why? Because at this point I'm getting angry. I'm getting angry, and I'm about to get real active. Look at my thumbs. Because it's the last thing you're gonna see. Look at this. Look at me, I'm gonna do it. V V V 74 What? Do you want me to do it? Do you want me... I'm gonna do it! V 75 Do you think I'm playing? I can't hear you! Is that what you want? Is that what you want? Then say it! Say it! Say it! ( whispering ) All right, stop it. Stop it. Let me get myself together. Let me get myself together. V V 76 ( whispers ) You saved our lives. V 77 Oh, no! Don't shoot! I'm not moving! Don't shoot me! I'm not moving! I'm not moving! Don't shoot! V V 78 Whoa! Ah! Ah! My car! ( screams ) No! Ah! ( panting ) Oh! sh¡t! What’d I do? V 79 It was a low toner situation. Me and my wife, we were going to a cabin. But because of the low toner, I couldn't make out the address. I didn't know if it was a six or an eight. Look, I'm not the Man from Toronto, okay? I'm actually just an idiot from Yorktown. V V 80 So please guys, let me go. V 81 Mm. That don't look good. V V 82 Please, guys. Please, can I just go? V 83 No, I will not do it, okay? I'm not supposed to be in DC tomorrow. I'm supposed to be with my wife. And if I miss this birthday... V V 84 You will do no such thing. V 85 Oh, she ain't gonna be in his hands. Not those soft, well-manicured hands. I'm not passing my wife off to this man. A good-looking man like this, that's gonna obviously be charming. Why can't it be his ugly ass? Why can't he go? If it was him, no problem. Stop your ass right here. No. V V 86 All right, if... if I have to do this, then I want you guys to do something for me. I got a tax lien that I've had for quite some time, that's really affecting my life. I also have an American Express debt. You gotta pay it back every month, and they never explained that to me in full. There's a Visa situation that's the same. You can pay that one off monthly, but I... I just... I botched that. While we're here, I owe my cousin Carl $300. So if you could just send him a wire... But make it look like it came from me, 'cause he got a record. V V 87 Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I wanna welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddy box. It's all the "wow" without the "ow." Maybe you got somebody you got a little altercation with or had one with. Or maybe there's somebody that just doesn't need to receive your love. Okay? Let's go. I'm talking to you, Doug. You know who you are. Back when I was in school, Doug used to pop me in the back of the head with fruit cups. Well, right now, Doug, I'm about to kick your ass. V V 88 Hey, babe. V 89 You started to get worried? I actually called 'cause I got another surprise for you. There's somebody there to actually meet you. V 90 Babe, I was gonna tell you. Stop, girl, I was gonna tell you. You're not mad, right? V V 91 Is he there, babe? Let me talk to him. I just wanna go over the last couple of things. V V 92 Don't you "sir" me. You cut the sh¡t. Ain't gonna be no dancing. No dancing. V V 93 That's "Miss Jackson." Miss Teddy Jackson. Matter of fact, call her Teddy. V V 94 What a nice guy. Um... Okay, babe. I love you. V 95 No, I do not have it. What? What was that? When did we turn this into a Shakespeare play in the damn park? What are you... Are you serious? V 96 Oh. Oh. Okay, then that clears it up. It was in the file. As if I know what I'm reading! V V 97 Listen to me, man. V 98 What... what else do I need? I just wanna get it over with. V 99 You didn't say that. What is... What is this? This is how I should feel safe? V 100 Y'all could've given me an earpiece or something, so I can know y'all... Y'all can hear me, right? Y'all still can hear me? V 101 Get it together, Teddy. Come on, let's go. Bleeding tops of... No. sh¡t. V V 102 Oh, yeah. They are. Yep. Because on the deck... We all know what happened on the deck. That's where I hit my head. You heard what I said. V 103 I'm him. I'm Toronto. V 104 I'm eager to meet the Colonel. V 105 No, it's one phase, right? I give you the numbers. After that, I get the money. It's a oner. V 106 No. That's not the deal. The deal... The deal was to meet the Colonel here. V 107 Goin' somewhere else? Somebody's gotta be watching. Right? We... Somebody. V 108 Nobody sees nothing, huh? Are you sure nobody else is watching us? V 109 Well, I am going now. The Man from Toronto has left the scene. Who would've thought it? First time the Man from Toronto has ever sat b¡tch. V 110 You said, "Phase two." What is phase two? V 111 I'm sorry, but where are we going? Okay. All right. V 112 I thought that we were going commercial. I don't know why I thought I heard you say Delta. V 113 What... What is this? This is a... V 114 Oh, that's a big trunk. Somebody popped the trunk on this one. V 115 Y'all don't do a lot of talking, huh? My type of people. I don't like to talk either. Especially in the air. What is there to talk about? Nothing. V 116 sh¡t. Messed up. V V 117 Objection. I mean, no. Stop. I'm interrupting that. 'Cause those are... those are... those are allegations with no ground. V V 118 You're an imposter, and cut it out. V V 119 I need to speak to the client too. Are you just gonna parrot everything I say? V 120 Gentlemen. Trust me. I'm the Man from Toronto. V 121 And I don't know where you're from either, but I know that I come from a frozen lake 50 miles from nowhere. V 122 Here's a little secret of mine. I love 19th-century American poetry. It's my hobby. V 123 You wanna hear her old stuff or her new stuff? V 124 You got some sack on you to come up here without gender etiquette. He may not identify as a "he" anymore. It's all about being gender-neutral. Obviously, you didn't get the message. What's your deal? You don't know who you're offending. Now you okay? Is anybody offended? Are you offended? If so, this is the time to speak up. You owe a gender-neutral apology right now. V 125 Hmm. V 126 I don't have to do what you tell me to do! You ain't the boss of me. What you need to do is put your weapon up. V 127 You're damn right it's not. ( groans ) ( yelps ) V 128 No! Wait! Wait! Wait! Ah! Don't shoot me. Shoot him! Get the bald guy! Hit him! Hit him! Shot him! Oh God. Oh, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop! V V 129 Why are we going up? No! No! No! ( grunting ) Get off me! Can't we do this without violence? ( grunting ) V V V 130 Who the hell is flying the plane? ( grunting ) Get off! ( screams ) My ass! Oh! V V V 131 No, no. Don't shoot me. Shoot him. Shoot him. No, don't shoot... V V 132 Ah! What? ( muffled scream ) I can't hold on! ( screaming ) ( grunts ) ( babbling ) I'm flying out! ( grunts, screams ) Help me, I'm about to die! V V V 133 Grab my ass! Please, man! Oh, for the love of God, we almost died. Oh, I almost died! Hey. ( panting ) Oh. V V 134 Uh... Excuse me, you got a sec? I'm sorry for rootin' against you. I mean, you were a clear favorite, so... V 135 Marty's Fitness. I work for Marty. I'm... I work in sales. V 136 It was a low toner situation. I thought that I had... ( strained ) You got my neck. I can't say nothing. It's my lady's birthday weekend. I was taking her to a cabin, all right? And we get up there to the cabin, but the address... address was blurry. The guys at the cabin, they thought I was you. It's a mistake, man! V 137 Puerto Rico because we're in a second phase. Some guy named Green is there V 138 But I gotta call my wife. I gotta... I gotta call her. I gotta call... I gotta call my wife. Don't.. Right now, my priority is getting back to my wife. My wife has a birthday dinner. 7:00 p.m. V 139 There was a time where I was in a situation where somebody grabbed my backpack. And I turned around, without knowing who it was, hit her in the face. Uh... Of course we were younger, so she cried. And that's when the principal came. What are we talking about right now? My marriage... Matter of fact, no, my life... My life is depending on it, do you understand that? V V 140 News flash! I'm more afraid of Lori than I am of you! V 141 With the silent treatment, yeah. V 142 What you just did was mean. V 143 I just want you to know you killed six people on this plane. And the fact this isn't a big deal to you, it baffles me. It makes you a sick individual in my eyes. V 144 What does that mean? What does that mean outside of being untrue? Dogs don't eat other dogs. So it can't be a dog-eat-dog world. Naturally, a dog will sniff another dog's butt. He may lick some poop occasionally. But he won't eat another dog. Dogs don't eat other dogs. V 145 Okay, A, I've seen those dogs. I see one every day. My next-door neighbor's dog, Stephanie, is one of those. Let's talk about what else I'm looking at. Dead people. One, two, three, four. There were six! Two of them fell out the back, 40,000 feet to their death! You're responsible for that. And you dropped your lighter. You dropped this, okay? And now we got water springing out the damn plane. It smells like gas. ( sniffs ) It smells like gas! Gas! V V 146 Hey! You don't hear me calling you? Who are you talking to? Debora? Is that Mrs. Toronto? V V 147 Take a second and tell me the things I need to understand. What is my part in the mission? Thank you. V V 148 So you didn't hear nothing I said? So everything I... V 149 Hey! No! Hey! sh¡t. Hey, we just blew up a plane, man. V V 150 Do you have any idea how big non-contact boxing is? Look at this. Right cross. Right cross. ( pants ) Left, right. Left, right. Left, right. Just from that. V V 151 They got Hot Hot Cheese Puffs. ( chuckles ) I gotta get these. V 152 We didn't ask for 'em. I asked for 'em. We are getting these. Get off. Stop pushing me. V V 153 sh¡t. Hmm. V 154 Hold on. Oh God. ( grunts ) V 155 Let me put this here and get a good grab on you. All right, I'm ready. V V 156 Why didn't you just say that? Why not say, "Grab the handles behind you" from the beginning? That simple. V V 157 My mouth is burning. Sure you don't want any of these Hot Hot Cheese Puffs? V 158 What you mean garbage? It's good. I'm trying to be nice and give you some. V 159 All I had to do was change the damn toner and I wouldn't be in none of this. V 160 You don't think I know that? Let's not skip the fact that I'm now here carrying out a mission that I'm not capable of doing. V V 161 ( farts ) My bad. V 162 I got it. I got it. So whatever you were gonna do, you don't have to do to me. V 163 Yeah. Here. Thank you, man. V 164 ( whispering ) There's a guy standing outside the door. He's got a gun. V 165 ( whispers ) I'm... I'm scared. I can't do it. I don't think I can do it. V 166 I got an address, but I don't have all the information I need. One time, one time only. Who is Green? Do you guys have any idea who you're dealing with? V 167 sh¡t. V 168 Let me do my thing. V 169 I got ways of getting my answers. And I'll get them. V 170 Are you familiar with reverse psychology? That's right. The answer's no. If you did know the tactic that I just employed, dropping my utensils on the floor, making me seem incompetent, it was all just a ploy to get into their heads. Mind games. And I got a lot of them. Mixing stuff up is what I love to do. Question is, who am I gonna do it to first? V 171 Looks like there's gonna be some human ass on a hibachi grill tonight at Teddyhanas. V 172 He say he not Green. That's what he says. It don't make sense to me! It don't make sense! ( soft whimpers ) If you're not Green, then who is? V 173 You're looking at me, so I know you can see. Shut up! If I hear another peep, I'm gonna get the bigger knife. You got a little bit of blood on your damn face. V V 174 Open your eye. V 175 Oh God. V 176 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. What you doing, man? V 177 No. No, no, no. No, no. Listen. Now, first of all, I wanna apologize, because I know my breath doesn't smell the best after what I just did. Now, this ain't the solution. No, we can't do it like this. V V V 178 Stop! I can't hear on this side! It's a hearing aid. V 179 You sat here, you let all these people go, now you're about to do the same for him? People can change. I'm proud of you, man. V V 180 Okay. Dope. People do change. ( chuckles ) V 181 Look at that. V 182 Hey. Here. Take this, man. You don't need me anymore. V V 183 No. Did you hear what he said back there? You're gonna have to kill me to get me to do anything like that. It's not happening. Do you hear? What are you doing? What are you doing? V 184 I do have a choice. And I choose not to be you anymore. I'm done V 185 Help! ( screams ) I'm gonna die, man! Oh God! Oh my God! V V 186 I'm high. Ah! I'm slipping! ( moans ) V 187 Help me, man! V 188 Oh! sh¡t! Ah! Oh my God. Oh. V 189 I'm gonna get it. I'm about to get it. I'm about to get it now. I got it! V 190 Will you stop diagnosing me and just kill the guy! V V 191 Kill him right now. sh¡t! Shoot him! V V 192 Ow, you shot me in the ass! V 193 Help. Help me, man. Help me. I'm about to die! V 194 Oh, help! I'm gonna die, man! V V 195 Help me! Help! Help! Come on, man, don't leave me up here! V 196 Come on, come on, put the guns down! V 197 Ow! Ow, man! V 198 I told you, man, it's all cardio. It's about giving your body the best chance to succeed. I got a good look at you. You got some nice ones too. V 199 Your handler just lied to you. Talking about her repeating the question. That's a clear sign of stalling and lying. I used to do it all the time. Did it this morning when I was talking to Lori. ( scoffs ) I've been in sales for ten years. I know that move. V 200 You know, I saw your file. I did. I know about the bear and your grandfather, and I just wanna say, I wanna say that that's tough. No child should have to go through that, ever. It's a lot. V 201 I know that Debora... Debora wouldn't want this. She wouldn't. V 202 You know what, man? You're right. Just realizing I haven't been the best husband I could've been. V 203 Can I use your phone? V 204 Hey, babe. V 205 I miss you too. I just called because I want you to know that I'm sorry for missing your birthday in the past and Teddying everything. I just... V 206 Yeah. I'll, um... V 207 Hey, you wanna hold on to the thumb or you wanna check it? Okay, come here. Let me talk to you. Please. Please. I want you to relax. Okay? Listen, you should... Get your hands off of me like that. It's 'cause of the cameras. Stop with the paranoia stuff. Somebody looks you in your eyes and they smile, smile back. Make eye contact. Be a person. V 208 I'm just asking that you make the most out of this, okay? V 209 Hey. Oh my God. I thought I was never gonna see you again. V 210 All right, let's sit down. V 211 Let's all sit down. V 212 Hey, Anne! V 213 All right, stop, don't even panic. That's his way of telling you he's taken. V 214 Come again? What'd you say? V 215 I'm happy celebrating my wife's birthday. V 216 Get up, let's go. No, come on. V 217 Well, we're gonna unlearn it. We're gonna unlearn whatever he taught you. V V 218 Ooh. Ooh. V 219 Happy birthday. V 220 Look at you in this dress. V 221 Bathroom break. V 222 Hey, we gotta go. Listen, we gotta. Now! Now! V 223 We gotta go! V 224 Come on! Come on! V 225 That guy... That guy is here, man. No, not the waiter. The guy from Puerto Rico that tried to kill us. He's here. V 226 Hey! V 227 Snap out of it, man! He's trying to kill us! V V 228 I need you to go back to being the killer you are and to understand that we are in trouble! Are you not listening to what I'm saying? He's here! V V 229 Nobody's thinking about that. V 230 Ah! V 231 It's in dirty water! Ugh. Oh God. V V 232 Move. Move, move! Move, so I can shoot his ass. Step aside! V 233 Get outta here! V 234 It was an accident. I'm sorry. Sorry. V 235 Need some help? Wait. V 236 Wait. Wait. Wait. No, no, no. We gotta go back there. Lori. V 237 You want me to steal a cop car? You don't see the irony in that? Asking a Black man to steal a cop car. V 238 Stop, all right? Just stop. Fine. V 239 Fine. Know what? You're gonna deal with the consequences. You're gonna talk to Lori! That's... You're gonna do it. I'm not dealin' with nothing that comes from this. Nothing! What happened to being a person? V 240 Oh. I got it. Know what? It's just like Minnesota and all those damn people you killed. It's no different, man. V V 241 You killed a lot of bodies. That's what killers do. Killers kill. V 242 Sorry, man. V 243 You could get a whole food court with that type of money. Damn. V V 244 Mm. Has the number always been eight mil? I bet it started out at two. ( chuckles ) You're just like me, man. You're scared. V V 245 Stop it. V 246 Oy. Pleasure is mine, Colonel. V 247 Say it. I wanna hear it. V 248 That is my driver, Wendell, who you've been speaking to on the phone for the last 20 years. V 249 Put the guns down. You're making him nervous. V 250 Colonel Marinara, give me a second. V 251 You know me. That's what she said, not me. Enlighten me. Tell me something about myself I don't know. 'Cause last I checked, I know about me. So, what do you know about me that I may not know that you know? V 252 I'mma let the information fly. V 253 That means I got the big meats in the back with a sway bar so my ass wiggle. When I'm in the streets, I mark it up so you know I was there. ( imitates tire screeching ) It's me pulling off and pulling out. Rubbin' and tuggin'. But you wouldn't know that because you don't know me. You know why you don't know me? Because you never met me. ( whispering ) And that's intentional. Because that's how I do business. V 254 Because now you're wasting my time. You think I'd wait till now to actually let you speak to me, let alone see me? To the real me? To the me I know I am right now in this moment, and not who you thought I was? I know who I am. V 255 And don't you tell me who I'm not. Because that's gonna confuse everybody. V V 256 I don't have a weapon! I don't have it! I don't have it! V 257 Aw, sh¡t. Lori! Okay. V 258 So stupid. V 259 I'm not gonna Teddy this one. V 260 Ow! Ow! ( moans ) ( sighs ) V 261 Oh, no. V 262 He's not my friend. I got nothing to do with him. V 263 Come on. No, man. No, don't do it! No! V 264 Hit me in my back with a damn club, you b¡tch. V 265 Hey. I gotta get to the train station for Lori. V 266 Sh... V 267 What the... V 268 Marty's Fitness. We go through there. We go through the back door. V 269 I don't want it. I don't want this. You son of a b¡tch! V 270 Oh sh¡t, I missed. I missed! V 271 Hey, Marty! V 272 Nobody's gonna shoot you. Eat lead! Give me the keys to the back door. Give me the goddamn keys! V V 273 Watch out! V 274 We gotta get to the station! V 275 Oh! V 276 Stop! V 277 Because you're about to get a dose of my first contact. V 278 Ow! V 279 Help! V 280 Get down! V 281 I don't wanna go out like this. ( grunts ) V 282 Nineteenth-century, b¡tch! Is that contact? Ow! Ow! Oh my God. V 283 I broke my hand. Yeah, that ain't normal. Ah. V 284 Oh, she's pissed. Go. V 285 Let's go! V 286 Quick, the factory! Go. Go! She's coming! Watch out! sh¡t! V V 287 Get up. V 288 Henry, tell everybody to get out of here! Go! V 289 sh¡t, go. V V 290 Just press the buttons. V 291 sh¡t. V 292 I don't know what you want me to do. I pressed every button, thing didn't open. V 293 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. V 294 You gotta stop! You gotta just die. V V 295 I mean, look. All killing aside... ...it's just me and you here, so I can admit, it don't smell bad. This air smells like gas, though. Not like ass gas, but like gas, like fuel. Right? Gas in her jacket or something. V 296 Ow! V 297 Hey, I, uh... V 298 Maybe we can be friends after this, stay in each other's life. I don't want to get emotional, but I feel like there's a poss... V 299 Whoa! V 300 Thank you. Bye-bye! V 301 Watch out! Watch out! V 302 I'm coming, Lori! V 303 Hey. V 304 No, no, no. That's not what I need. V 305 I figured it out. I know what I need. I need you. I need you, Lori. You're all I ever needed. V 306 I'm so sorry, Lori. V 307 Oh! Oh, that's bad. That's not good at all. That is... V 308 Yeah. V 309 310 I wanna be polite, so I don't like it, but I'm gonna finish it. V 311 No, stop. I got it. I got it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. V V 312 Back off. No problem. What is this? Is this a three or an eight? I can't tell. Can you see that? V V 313 Well, thank you for a delicious meal, man. We, uh, we appreciate it, and we'll get the next one. V V V 314 You, come here. V 315 Come here. You ready for this one? I took the liberty of making you a partner in my online gym. Big moment for us. I'm celebrating, which means I'm gonna let you celebrate too. What I have in my hand right now is your first down payment for your car. V V 316 The chassis was cut in half. The engine practically evaporated. She's gone. V 317 Cut the sh¡t! V 318 Yeah! Way to go, guys. Welcome. Welcome to Teddy box. V 319 Here, the only opponent is yourself. Don't you forget it. We're brick-and-mortar now, guys, which means things are changing. They're getting bigger and better! And we're bringing you one online class per week! That means I can talk to you guys live. V V 320 And today, we got our first ever online call. Uh, calling all the way from Toronto. V V 321 Um, okay. ( laughs ) V 322 Talk to me. V 323 That's graphic. That's... That's a lot, sir. I wanna remind you that we're live. We got about 8,000 viewers in here right now, not to mention kids. So we keep... V 324 Oh, stop that. V 325 You don't tell anybody they killed somebody, especially without proof. That's what we call a strong accusation. Not true at all. V 326 This is online, so you don't have to come all the way from Toronto when you can talk to me now. That's the beauty. V 327 Oh, (bleep)! V PS: The number of utterances has nothing to do with the number of types of speech acts, and there may be more than one type of speech act in one utterance.