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id: 5841
author: Twain, Mark
title: Sketches New and Old, Part 6.
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flesch: 76
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summary:
  Said he went more on room than style, anyway in a last final container. What they write has to be written over again by other clerks sometimes; but when a man has done his best for his country, should his country complain?


id: 19484
author: Twain, Mark
title: Editorial Wild Oats
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words: 10021
sentence: 490
flesch: 76
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summary:
  We refer to Mr. J. Cæsar, the Emperor-elect. And amid it all, great Cæsar stood with his back against the statue, like a lion at bay, and fought his assailants weaponless and hand to hand, with the defiant bearing and the unwavering courage which he had shown before on many a bloody field.


id: 5840
author: Twain, Mark
title: Sketches New and Old, Part 5.
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words: 12408
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flesch: 77
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summary:
  Yet I purposely mixed that up with other things, hoping to make it obscure--and I did. As men, the Twins have not always lived in perfect accord; but still there has always been a bond between them which made them unwilling to go away from each other and dwell apart.


id: 5842
author: Twain, Mark
title: Sketches New and Old, Part 7.
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words: 14716
sentence: 654
flesch: 74
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summary:
  We refer to Mr. J. Caesar, the Emperor-elect. It is said that when the immense majority for Caesar at the polls in the market was declared the other day, and the crown was offered to that gentleman, even his amazing unselfishness in refusing it three times was not sufficient to save him from the whispered insults of such men as Casca, of the Tenth Ward, and other hirelings of the disappointed candidate, hailing mostly from the Eleventh and Thirteenth and other outside districts, who were overheard speaking ironically and contemptuously of Mr. Caesar's conduct upon that occasion.


id: 5838
author: Twain, Mark
title: Sketches New and Old, Part 3.
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words: 14794
sentence: 613
flesch: 70
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summary:
  The official report concerning this thing closed thus: Wherefore it appears that there were in old times two distinct species of this majestic fowl, the one being single and the other double. Said he: Give thanks for this stupendous thing which we have been permitted to witness.


id: 5837
author: Twain, Mark
title: Sketches New and Old, Part 2.
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words: 14270
sentence: 683
flesch: 78
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summary:
  Any man has a right to protect his own wife from the advances of other men. At other times they drowse, or dreamily pore over exchanges, or droop limp and pensive over the chair-arms for an hour.


id: 5839
author: Twain, Mark
title: Sketches New and Old, Part 4.
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words: 15524
sentence: 742
flesch: 80
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summary:
  Then I tell you there is a general heaving up of old graves and kicking over of old monuments, and scampering of old skeletons for the trees! She was of mighty frame and stature; she was sixty years old, but her eye was undimmed and her strength unabated.


id: 5836
author: Twain, Mark
title: Sketches New and Old, Part 1.
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words: 19586
sentence: 784
flesch: 75
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summary:
  Une fois la femme du cure Walker fut tres malade pendant longtemps, il semblait qu'on ne la sauverait pas; mai un matin le cure arrive, et Smiley lui demande comment ella va et il dit qu'elle est bien mieux, grace a l'infinie misericorde tellement mieux qu'avec la benediction de la Providence elle s'en tirerait, et voila que, sans y penser, Smiley repond:--Eh bien! Whenever he read about a particularly good one he turned over quickly to the end to see what became of him, because he wanted to travel thousands of miles and gaze on him; but it wasn't any use; that good little boy always died in the last chapter, and there was a picture of the funeral, with all his relations and the Sunday-school children standing around the grave in pantaloons that were too short, and bonnets that were too large, and everybody crying into handkerchiefs that had as much as a yard and a half of stuff in them.


id: 33432
author: Bangs, John Kendrick
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flesch: 82
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title:
  Mr. Munchausen  Being a True Account of Some of the Recent Adventures beyond the Styx of the Late Hieronymus Carl Friedrich, Sometime Baron Munchausen of Bodenwerder

summary:
  In common with a large number of other great men in history Baron Munchausen has suffered because he is not understood. II THE SPORTING TOUR OF MR. MUNCHAUSEN Good morning, Mr. Munchausen, said the interviewer of the _Gehenna Gazette_ entering the apartment of the famous traveller at the Hotel Deville, where the late Baron had just arrived from his sporting tour in the Blue Hills of Cimmeria and elsewhere.


id: 35162
author: Lardner, Ring
title: Gullible's Travels, Etc.
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flesch: 96
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summary:
  All the actors had been smuggled in from Europe and they wasn't none o' them that could talk English. You took the words out o' my mouth, says Bill.


id: 1805
author: Henry, O.
title: The Gentle Grafter
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flesch: 86
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summary:
  Said he was thinking of buying some stock. [Illustration: 'Think of 'em sending a letter like that to ME!'] 'Lot's of good men get 'em,' says Andy.


id: 14684
author: Dunne, Finley Peter
title: Mr. Dooley Says
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sentence: 2643
flesch: 88
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summary:
  Lave it on th' flure f'r th' boy that sweeps up, oh, son iv a tailor,' he says, an' he gives a nod an' fr'm behind a curtain comes Jawn Johnson with little on him, an' th' next thing ye hear iv th' faithless minister is a squeak an' a splash. Th' historyan says, go up; th' bi-ographer says, come down among us.


id: 31884
author: Nye, Bill
title: A Guest at the Ludlow, and Other Stories
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sentence: 2233
flesch: 78
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summary:
  He says it is quite a common thing for young women where he lives to marry young men for the purpose of saving them. Somehow, while here, I can not forget poor old man Dorrit, the Master of the Marshalsea, and how the Debtors' Prison preyed upon his mind till he didn't enjoy anything except to stand off and admire himself.


id: 22537
author: Dunne, Finley Peter
title: Mr. Dooley in Peace and in War
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words: 46567
sentence: 2901
flesch: 91
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summary:
  Th' ol' la-ad met us at th' dure. Th' cinter rush iv th' Saint Aloysiuses took a runnin' jump at th' left lung iv wan iv th' Christyan Brothers, an' wint to th' grass with him.


id: 13784
author: Dunne, Finley Peter
title: Mr. Dooley: In the Hearts of His Countrymen
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sentence: 3278
flesch: 92
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summary:
  Th' prayers f'r th' occasion, printed on negotyable paper, is disthributed among th' guests. Th' pathrites wint up again a band iv Kansas sojers, that was wanst heroes befure they larned th' hay-foot-sthraw-foot, an' is now arnin' th' wages iv a good harvest hand all th' year ar-round, an' 'd rather fight than ate th' ar-rmy beef, an' ye know what happened.


id: 37430
author: Connell, Richard Edward
title: The Sin of Monsieur Pettipon, and other humorous tales
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sentence: 4964
flesch: 87
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summary:
  Mr. Pottle and Culture_ Out of the bathtub, rubicund and rotund, stepped Mr. Ambrose Pottle. Send for Matt Runkle, hissed Mr. Gulick, Junior. Send for Matt Runkle, echoed Mr. Pottle.


id: 26528
author: Ford, Sewell
title: Odd Numbers Being Further Chronicles of Shorty McCabe
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words: 74022
sentence: 4467
flesch: 90
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summary:
  It bound me to find board and lodging and provide clothes and incidentals for Hermy for the period of one year; and in consideration of which, and all that, I am to be the manager and sole business representative of said Hermy for the term of fifteen years from date, entitled to a fair and equal division of whatsoever profits, salary, or emoluments which may be received by the party of the second part, payable to me, my heirs, or assigns forever. It's goin' some in the lid line, says I. I expect that's a mighty stylish article, though, says he.


id: 29485
author: Lewis, Alfred Henry
title: Faro Nell and Her Friends: Wolfville Stories
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words: 69463
sentence: 3555
flesch: 84
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summary:
  He's p'intin' in from over Red Dog way, but I savvys from the wonderin' faces of them Red Dog sports that he's as new to them as us. 'Said banquet,' he explains, 'bein' in the nacher of a lunch to be held at high noon.


id: 31659
author: Ford, Sewell
title: Side-stepping with Shorty
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words: 80008
sentence: 4634
flesch: 92
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summary:
  What did Hank have to say? Said he was a friend of yours, and if you didn't have nothin' better on the hook he'd like to see you around the Wisteria, says Swifty. Sure as ever, says I. Well, says he, I'm secretary to Mr. Fletcher Dawes.


id: 13709
author: Lewis, Alfred Henry
title: Wolfville Nights
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words: 86086
sentence: 4090
flesch: 83
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summary:
  An' I'm driven to concede that the put-back work of said party is like a romance; puttin' back's his speshulty. He can argue that the cattle kills themse'fs--sort o' commits sooicide inadvertent--an' if we-all trades up on him with the beef, he insists on his innocence, an' puts it up that his cuttin' in on the play after said cattle done slays themse'fs injures nobody but coyotes.


# ent

id: 5836
sid: 231
eid: 1
type: PERSON
entity:
  ce qui me fait croire que c'etait l'un ou l'autre, c'est que je me souviens que le grand bief n'etait pas acheve


