item: #1 of 9 id: 13646 author: Lear, Edward title: A Book of Nonsense date: None words: 3684 flesch: 79 summary: Till a great bit of muffin, on which he was stuffing, Choked that horrid Old Man of Calcutta. [Illustration] There was an Old Man of Corfu, Who never knew what he should do; So he rushed up and down, till the sun made him brown, That bewildered Old Man of Corfu. keywords: illustration; lady; man; nose; person cache: 13646.txt plain text: 13646.txt item: #2 of 9 id: 13647 author: Lear, Edward title: Nonsense Songs date: None words: 11527 flesch: 84 summary: [Illustration] After sailing on calmly for several more days, they came to another country, where they were much pleased and surprised to see a countless multitude of white Mice with red eyes, all sitting in a great circle, slowly eating custard-pudding with the most satisfactory and polite demeanor. [Illustration] So remarkable a sight, of course, impressed the four children very deeply; and they returned immediately to their boat with a strong sense of undeveloped asthma and a great appetite. keywords: blue; boat; chapter; end; fly; green; illustration; legs; little; round; sea; sieve; tea; wangle; water cache: 13647.txt plain text: 13647.txt item: #3 of 9 id: 13648 author: Lear, Edward title: More Nonsense date: None words: 4632 flesch: 74 summary: [Illustration] There was an old person of Bromley, Whose ways were not cheerful or comely; He sate in the dust, eating spiders and crust, That unpleasing old person of Bromley. [Illustration] There was an old person of Slough, Who danced at the end of a bough; But they said, If you sneeze, you might damage the trees, You imprudent old person of Slough. keywords: head; illustration; lady; man; nonsense; people; person; rhymes; sate cache: 13648.txt plain text: 13648.txt item: #4 of 9 id: 13649 author: Lear, Edward title: Laughable Lyrics date: None words: 5803 flesch: 91 summary: Said he who caught the Muffin to him who caught the Mouse,-- This happens just in time! And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner? Said he who caught the Mouse to him who caught the Muffin,-- We might cook this little Mouse, if we only had some Stuffin'! keywords: akond; bonghy; dong; illustration; night; papa; swat; toes; wangle cache: 13649.txt plain text: 13649.txt item: #5 of 9 id: 13650 author: Lear, Edward title: Nonsense Books date: None words: 29853 flesch: 81 summary: Comment, with illustrations, upon Mr. Lear's use of the following words: Runcible, propitious, dolomphious, borascible, fizzgiggious, himmeltanious, tumble-dum-down, spongetaneous. [Illustration] After sailing on calmly for several more days, they came to another country, where they were much pleased and surprised to see a countless multitude of white Mice with red eyes, all sitting in a great circle, slowly eating custard-pudding with the most satisfactory and polite demeanor. keywords: akond; blue; boat; bonghy; book; children; day; dong; end; green; hat; head; illustration; lady; lear; legs; little; man; night; nonsense; nose; papa; person; quangle; round; sate; sea; swat; tea; time; tree; wangle; water cache: 13650.txt plain text: 13650.txt item: #6 of 9 id: 20113 author: Lear, Edward title: Nonsense Drolleries The Owl & The Pussy-Cat—The Duck & The Kangaroo. date: None words: 800 flesch: 89 summary: [Illustration] WITH Original Illustrations BY WILLIAM FOSTER LONDON & NEW YORK FREDERICK WARNE AND CO. 1889 _ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [Illustration] Please give me a ride on your back! Said the Duck to the Kangaroo. keywords: illustration; kangaroo cache: 20113.txt plain text: 20113.txt item: #7 of 9 id: 33582 author: Carroll, Lewis title: Rhyme? And Reason? date: None words: 19102 flesch: 88 summary: Not a bit! 'Twould be a job to drive one wild, To satisfy one single child-- There'd be no end to it! Of course you can't leave _children_ free, Said I, to pick and choose: [Illustration] This he perched upon a tripod-- Crouched beneath its dusky cover-- Stretched his hand, enforcing silence-- Said Be motionless, I beg you! keywords: beaver; bellman; butcher; care; day; eye; ghost; good; half; hand; head; illustration; ladye; life; man; mind; night; sea; snark; thee; thing; thought; time; voice; way; word; years cache: 33582.txt plain text: 33582.txt item: #8 of 9 id: 34906 author: Lear, Edward title: The Jumblies, and Other Nonsense Verses date: None words: 4514 flesch: 93 summary: Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring? Said the Piggy, I will. IV. Mrs. Broom and Miss Shovel together they sang, What nonsense you're singing to-day! Said the Shovel, I'll certainly hit you a bang! Said the Broom, And I'll sweep you away! keywords: ding; dong; jumblies; nose; sea; sieve; yonghy cache: 34906.txt plain text: 34906.txt item: #9 of 9 id: 982 author: Lear, Edward title: The Book of Nonsense date: None words: 3643 flesch: 89 summary: There was an Old Man of Vesuvius, Who studied the works of Vitruvius; When the flames burnt his book, To drinking he took, That morbid Old Man of Vesuvius. 57. There was an Old Man of Corfu, Who never knew what he should do; So he rushed up and down, Till the sun made him brown, That bewildered Old Man of Corfu. keywords: conduct; lady; man; nose; person cache: 982.txt plain text: 982.txt