








  THE AUGUSTAN REPRINT SOCIETY

  THE SCRIBLERIAD

  (Anonymous)

  (1742)


  LORD HERVEY

  THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
  VERBAL AND PRACTICAL VIRTUE

  (1742)


  _Introduction by_
  A. J. SAMBROOK


  PUBLICATION NUMBER 125
  WILLIAM ANDREWS CLARK MEMORIAL LIBRARY
  UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, LOS ANGELES
  1967




GENERAL EDITORS

  George Robert Guffey, _University of California, Los Angeles_
  Earl Miner, _University of California, Los Angeles_
  Maximillian E. Novak, _University of California, Los Angeles_
  Robert Vosper, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_


ADVISORY EDITORS

  Richard C. Boys, _University of Michigan_
  James L. Clifford, _Columbia University_
  Ralph Cohen, _University of California, Los Angeles_
  Vinton A. Dearing, _University of California, Los Angeles_
  Arthur Friedman, _University of Chicago_
  Louis A. Landa, _Princeton University_
  Samuel H. Monk, _University of Minnesota_
  Everett T. Moore, _University of California, Los Angeles_
  Lawrence Clark Powell, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_
  James Sutherland, _University College, London_
  H. T. Swedenberg, Jr., _University of California, Los Angeles_


CORRESPONDING SECRETARY

  Edna C. Davis, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_




INTRODUCTION


Though they are never particularly edifying, literary quarrels may at
times be educative. Always savage, attacks on Pope reached their lowest
depths of scurrility in 1742, when, in addition to the usual prose and
doggerel verse pamphlets, engravings were being circulated portraying Pope
in a brothel--this on the basis of the story told in the notorious _Letter
from Mr. Cibber to Mr. Pope_, dated 7 July 1742.[1] The Augustan Reprint
Society has already reissued three of the anonymous Grub Street attacks
made upon Pope in this busy year,[2] but the present volume is intended to
complete the picture of the battle-lines by reprinting a verse attack
launched from the court--by Hervey presenting himself as Cibber's
ally--and a verse defence that comes, in point of artistry, clearly from
or near Grub Street itself.

Lord Hervey's verses, _The Difference between Verbal and Practical
Virtue_, were published between 21 and 24 August 1742, less than a week
after the same author's prose pamphlet (_A Letter to Mr. C--b--r, On his
Letter to Mr. P----._) which had compared the art of Pope and Cibber to
Cibber's advantage, and had roundly concluded that Pope was "_a
second-rate Poet_, a _bad Companion_, a _dangerous Acquaintance_, an
_inveterate, implacable Enemy_, _nobody's Friend_, a _noxious Member of
Society_, and _a thorough bad Man_." In the course of the prose pamphlet
Hervey had suggested that there was a certain incongruity between Pope's
true character and his assumed _persona_ of the "virtuous man," and this
incongruity forms the main subject of his verse attack. Here Hervey finds
examples of "the difference between verbal and practical virtue" in the
lives of Horace, Seneca, and Sallust, before turning to lampoon Pope
crossly and ineptly. The attack on Horace is well conceived for Hervey's
purpose and calculated to damage Pope who was in so many eyes, including
his own, the modern heir of that ancient poet, but the straight abuse
directed against Pope's person is sad stuff. Such lines as those on the
"yelping Mungril" (p. 6) serve only to show how squarely the "well-bred
Spaniels" taunt in the _Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot_ had hit its target.
Hervey's poem carried a prefatory letter headed "Mr. C--b--er to Mr. P.,"
making out that Cibber had a hand in writing the poem itself. Coming so
soon after Hervey's _Letter to Cibber_, which had carried the markedly
intimate subscription "With the greatest Gratitude and Truth, most
affectionately yours," this prefatory letter to the poem further
emphasized Hervey's firm and deliberate alliance with Cibber.

Evidently it was the strangeness of this alliance between the two
opponents of Pope that struck the fancy of that unidentified "Scriblerus"
whose "Epistle to the Dunces," _The Scribleriad_, was published between 30
September and 2 October 1742. When Hervey was "affectionately yours" to
Cibber, the two stood shoulder to shoulder so temptingly open to a single
volley that the author of _The Scribleriad_ could fairly claim, as Pope
had claimed in the appendix to _The Dunciad Variorum_ of 1729, that "the
_Poem was not made for these Authors, but these Authors for the Poem_."
Hervey appears as "Narcissus," the nickname Pope had used for him in _The
New Dunciad_. A "late Vice-Chamberlain" (because he had been dismissed
from that post in July 1742) still gorged with the fulsome dedication of
Conyers Middleton's _Life of Cicero_ (1741), he is shown (pp. 11-13)
rousing Cibber. Cibber's situation, reclining on the lap of Dulness where
he is found by Hervey, is taken from _The New Dunciad_, while his general
Satanic role parallels Theobald's in _The Dunciad Variorum_. This may
reflect common knowledge that Pope was at work on revisions that would
raise Cibber to the Dunces' throne, but the belief that Cibber was King of
the Dunces had been widespread from the date of his appointment as Poet
Laureate.[3] _The Scribleriad_ follows the general run of satires against
Cibber--attacking his senile infatuation for Peg Woffington, his violently
demagogic and chauvinistic _Nonjuror_ (first acted in 1717 but still
drawing an audience in 1741), his laureate odes and his frank
commercialization of art.

Although the writer of _The Scribleriad_ was obviously prompted by the
example of _The Dunciad_ and borrows many details from Pope, his poem has
very little of that mock-epic quality its title might lead a reader to
expect. There are slight traces of parody of Virgil when, on page 16,
Cibber appears as Aeneas (the character he was soon to assume in _The
Dunciad in Four Books_) and the epicene Hervey is portrayed as a
rejuvenated Sybil guiding the hero through a hell of duncery. There are
hints of _Paradise Lost_ too, when Cibber, Satan-like, undertakes his
mission (p. 17) and the dunces, Belial-like, agree "they're better in a
cursed State,/Than to be totally annihilate" (p. 5). But "Scriblerus'" use
of Virgil and Milton, unlike Pope's, does not import some graver meaning
into his poem; it provides him with neither a framework of moral symbols
nor a continuous narrative thread.

The action is slight and its setting vague. Sometimes we are in a brothel,
crowded with bullies, punks, lords, draymen and linkboys, and managed by
Cibber (pp. 11-12) or by Dulness (p. 10). This setting, together with the
claim that Cibber's own muse is a prostitute (p. 8), serves as a retort to
the Tom-Tit in the brothel story in Cibber's _Letter to Pope_ and to
emphasize the element of literary prostitution in the activities of Cibber
and his like. At other times the setting is a regular dunces' club (pp. 9,
16) of the type chronicled in the pages of _The Grub Street Journal_.
Towards the end of the poem it is an Assembly Room (p. 19) presided over
by the Goddess of Puffs (a happy development of that more commonplace
mythical figure "Fame," Dulness' handmaiden in _The New Dunciad_) who sets
a test for the dunces and judges their performance. Only in this
concluding episode can this rather shapeless poem (which certainly is
neither the mock epic nor the epistle that its title-page promises) be
assigned to any regular literary "kind." This "kind" is that favorite of
the seventeenth and early eighteenth centuries, the "Sessions Poem."[4]

"Scriblerus'" account of the sessions of the dunces is more allusive and
particularized than the rest of the poem and consequently calls for
somewhat more detailed comment. The chief cases at the sessions embrace
the pamphlet battle of summer 1742 and theatrical rivalry in the 1741-42
London season. Cibber's contribution to the paper-war, the _Letter to
Pope_ (written according to Cibber "At the Desire of several Persons of
Quality"), is introduced at page 17 and consigned on page 19 to William
Lewis its printer. Hervey stalks in "under VIRTUE's Name" in a "borrow'd
Shape" (p. 24), an allusion to the suggestion in the prefatory epistle to
_The Difference between Verbal and Practical Virtue_ that the poem was
Cibber's work. (The "horse him" on 25 of _The Scribleriad_ refers to
Cibber's adaptation of Shakespeare's _Richard III._) Other pamphlets
issued in August 1742 are mentioned on page 24--_Sawney and Colley_,[5]
which "Scriblerus" calls "CLODDY's Dialogue," and _A Blast upon Bays_.[6]

Turning to the theatre, "Scriblerus" attacks all three major companies of
the 1741-42 London season. He first introduces the two patented theatres,
Drury Lane and Covent Garden, as rivals only in that debased dramatic form
the pantomime. "The angry _Quack_" (p. 25) is John Weaver, dancing master
at Drury Lane and author of _Anatomical and Mechanical Lectures upon
Dancing_ (1721), who claimed for himself[7] the credit of having
originated pantomime upon the English stage. Weaver's _Orpheus and
Eurydice_ at Drury Lane (1718) was hardly noticed, whereas John Rich had
more recently bestowed "an ORPHEUS on the Town" (p. 25) to very different
effect. Rich's _Orpheus and Eurydice: With the Metamorphoses of Harlequin_
had opened on 12 February 1740 at Covent Garden, where he was manager.
With Rich himself as Harlequin, it was a wild success that
season--remaining a regular and highly popular afterpiece through the
1741-42 season and later.

What _The Scribleriad_ tells us of "_Ambivius Turpio_, the Stage 'Squire"
(p. 26) suggests that he is to be identified with Charles Fleetwood,
Esq.,[8] the wealthy, inexperienced amateur who managed Drury Lane (this
even though the original Ambivius Turpio was an actor, while Fleetwood,
apparently, was not). All managers were frequently involved in disputes
over actors' pay, but Fleetwood's were the most notorious. It was the
Drury Lane company that included "the contending POLLYS" (p. 27)--Mrs.
Cibber and Mrs. Clive who had bitterly quarrelled in 1736 over who should
play that role in _The Beggar's Opera_. Fleetwood, like Rich, gave a play
for the benefit of Shakespeare's monument in Westminster Abbey.[9] What
little that Fleetwood knew of management he might well have learned from
his one-time under-manager Theophilus Cibber, the "young PTOLOMY" (p. 27)
who, of course, had derived his knowledge from his "great Sire alone."

The third theatre attacked in _The Scribleriad_ is Goodman's Fields. Its
manager, Henry Giffard, had no patent, but contrived to evade the
Licensing Act by the subterfuge of charging admission to a concert in two
parts and then offering, "gratis" in the interval, a regular full-length
play and afterpiece. The "City Wrath" (p. 26) arose from the fact that the
theatre was inside the City boundaries and was thought to encourage vice;
indeed, Sir John Barnard and his fellow aldermen managed to prevent it
opening for the 1742-43 season and thereafter. Allusions in the poem are
to the theatre's highly successful 1741-42 season when Garrick sprang to
fame as Cibber's Richard III and also played Tate's King Lear. On page 26
"Scriblerus" sneers at Garrick's small stature,[10] and refers to the
impropriety of including the figure of Cato in the décor at Goodman's
Fields.

Targets outside the three theatrical companies are chosen from among the
obvious ones already attacked by Pope. Mrs. Haywood, who in 1742 had
turned publisher under the sign of "Fame," is shown (p. 21) appropriately
enough as the first dunce to recognize the Goddess of Puffs. "The Chief of
the translating Bards" (p. 23) is the aged and industrious Ozell, and his
fellows include Theobald and Thomas Cooke (p. 24).[11] The satire extends
to touch the Administration and the City, with references to Britain's
hitherto inactive part in the War of the Austrian Succession (p. 9) and to
the manner in which stock-jobbers used false war news to aid their
financial speculations (p. 4). It alludes to the "grand Debate" (p. 8) of
the committee set up in March 1742 to consider charges of corruption
against the deposed Walpole (created Lord Orford in February), which by
the end of the summer had fizzled out, doubtless because so many members
of the new government, including the numerous "Peers new-made" (p. 9), had
shared Walpole's peculations and wished to cover their tracks. When it
hits at the King for his patronage of Cibber (p. 13), at the Queen for her
ridiculous Merlin's Cave and waxworks in Richmond Gardens (p. 16),[12] and
at the _Daily Gazeteer_ which, until Walpole's fall, had been expensively
subsidized from the government secret service fund and had numbered among
its journalists such highly placed statesmen as Walpole's brother
Horatio--then, _The Scribleriad_ suggests, there is a general conspiracy
between high ranks and low to encourage Dulness. The Hervey-Cibber
alliance is merely the most recent manifestation of this conspiracy.

Although it so obviously arises immediately out of the pamphlet battle of
summer 1742, _The Scribleriad_ manages to range more widely in its satire
than the anti-Pope lampoons it replies to. Further, it contrives to bring
in Pope himself without degrading him to the level of his antagonists.
This is done by mounting him on Pegasus and likening the dunces to curs
(pp. 13-14), or comparing him to the sun whose warmth hatches out maggots
(pp. 6, 29):

  How many, who have Reams of Paper spoil'd,
  Have often sleepless Nights obscurely toil'd,
  And buried in their Eggs, like Silkworms, lay
  'Till his warm Satire shew'd them Life and Day?
  Here then, my Sons, is all your living Hope,
  To be immortal Scriblers, rail at POPE.

The image, the attitude and the phrasing alike are borrowed from Pope, for
_The Scribleriad_ is highly derivative throughout. Only two or three times
does "Scriblerus" improve at all upon the many hints he steals from Pope.
I have already mentioned the Goddess Puffs, but other happy touches are to
be found in a spirited travesty (pp. 16-17) of the opening lines from
Ovid's _Metamorphoses_, Book XIII:[13]

  The Chiefs were sate, the Scriblers waited round

        *       *       *       *       *

  When he, the Master of the Seven-fold Face,
  Rose gleaming thro' his own _Corinthian_ Brass.

Pope had written in _The Dunciad Variorum_, "The heroes sit; the vulgar
form a ring" (II, 352), but one of the most memorable phrases in _The
Dunciad in Four Books_ of 1743--the ingeniously insolent "sev'nfold Face"
(I, 244)--may well have been borrowed from _The Scribleriad_. "Corinthian
Brass" is good also, economically combining as it does a hit against
Cibber's effrontery and a hint of his sexual irregularities. Such strokes
of wit are rare; _The Scribleriad_ is the work of a writer who in skill is
far closer to Grub Street than to Pope, but it may serve as "a voice from
the crowd" to remind us that Pope had his humbler literary supporters.

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NOTES TO THE INTRODUCTION


1. The engravings are numbered 2571-2573 in F. G. Stephens, _Catalogue of
Prints and Drawings in the British Museum, Division 1--Satires_ (London,
1877), Vol. III, Part I. For lists of pamphlets attacking, and in some
cases defending, Pope in 1742, see R. W. Rogers, _The Major Satires of
Alexander Pope_ (Urbana, 1955), pp. 150, 151 and C. D. Peavy, "The
Pope-Cibber Controversy: A Bibliography," in _Restoration and Eighteenth
Century Theatre Research_, III (1964), 53, 54. For accounts of the
Pope-Cibber quarrel see R. H. Barker, _Mr. Cibber of Drury Lane_ (New
York, 1939), pp. 204-220, and N. Ault, _New Light on Pope_ (London, 1949),
pp. 298-324.

2. _Sawney and Colley_ and _Blast upon Blast_ in Number 83 (1960), and
_The Blatant Beast_ in Number 114 (1965).

3. E.g., in _The New Session of the Poets_ (_The Universal Spectator_, 6
Feb. 1731) the Goddess Dulness calls a session and awards the crown to
Cibber.

4. See Hugh Macdonald, "Introduction," _A Journal from Parnassus_ (London,
1937) and A. L. Williams, "Literary Backgrounds to Book Four of the
_Dunciad_," _PMLA_, LXVIII (1953), 806-813.

5. See note 2 above.

6. An anti-Cibber work in prose. It is doubtful that "Scriblerus," who
thought this work did more harm than good to Pope's cause, would have
endorsed the British Museum catalogue's attribution of it to Pope himself.

7. In _The History of the Mimes and Pantomimes_ (1728).

8. Some account of Fleetwood may be found in R. W. Buss, _Charles
Fleetwood, Holder of the Drury Lane Theatre Patent_ (privately printed,
1915). There are hostile contemporary accounts of Fleetwood in Henry
Carey's epistle _Of Stage Tyrants_ [(1735) reprinted in _The Poems of
Henry Carey_, ed. F. T. Wood (1930)], in Charlotte Charke's _The Art of
Management_ (1735), and in _A Narrative of the Life of Mrs. Charlotte
Charke, Youngest Daughter of Colley Cibber, Written by Herself_ (1735).

9. _Julius Caesar_, on 28 April 1738. Rich offered _Hamlet_ on 10 April
1739.

10. A lady once asked Foote, "Pray, Sir, are your puppets to be as large
as life?" "Oh dear, Madam, no: not much above the size of Garrick." See
William Cooke, _Memoirs of Samuel Foote_ (1805), II, 58.

11. Theobald never published his long promised translation of Aeschylus;
but, by bracketing it with Cooke's musical farce from Terence, _The
Eunuch_, which _was_ performed (Drury Lane, 17 May 1737), "Scriblerus"
seems to imply that he did complete it.

12. The immediate target of this shaft was the waxwork show kept by Mrs.
Salmon near St. Dunstan's Church in Fleet Street, but the original
"Merlin's Cave" built for Queen Caroline in 1735 remained a standing jest
into the 1740's.

13. "Consedere duces et vulgi stante corona surgit ad hos clipei dominus
septemplicis" (_Met._, XIII, 1-2). Dryden translates:

  The Chiefs were set; the Soldiers crown'd the Field:
  To these the Master of the seven-fold Shield
  Upstarted fierce.




BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE


The text of this edition of _The Scribleriad_ is reproduced from a copy in
the Library of St. David's College, Lampeter, and that of _The Difference
between Verbal and Practical Virtue_ from a copy in the British Museum.




  THE SCRIBLERIAD.

  BEING AN EPISTLE
  TO THE DUNCES,

  On RENEWING their
  ATTACK upon Mr. _POPE_,
  UNDER THEIR
  LEADER the _LAUREAT_.


  By SCRIBLERUS.


  _No Author ever spares a Brother;
  Wits are_ Game Cocks _to one another._    GAY.


  _LONDON_:
  Printed for W. WEBB, near St. _Paul_'s. 1742.
  [Price Six-pence.]




THE SCRIBLERIAD.

AN EPISTLE


  The Wits are jarring, and the Witlings strive,
  To keep the _dying_ Quarrel still _alive_;
  So shallow Gamesters, tho' they nothing get,
  All blind the _Dupe_, and aid the _sly Deceit_.
    Attend, ye SCRIBLERS! to your Leader's Call,
  Good Sense condemn, and pointed Satire maul;
  Ye DUNCES too! for ye not differ more
  Than _Bluff_ and _Wittol_, or than _Bawd_ and _Whore_:
  High on the Pedestal of Rank and State,
  Mounts rich _Sir Dunce_, and seems to ape the Great;
  Whilst low beneath the wretched Scribler lies,
  And his Inscription unrewarded eyes;
  Equal are they, whom _blund'ring Measures_ raise,
  And Bards who sasly censure, as they praise;
  The _Statesman_, well examin'd, will appear
  But Counterpart of his dear _Gazetteer_:
  Tho' One in his gilt Chariot proudly rolls,
  Or heads in _D----g-Room_ his Brother Tools--
  And Th' other labours hard whate'er he says,
  Shining in Coffee-house with doubtful Phrase;
  Still restless in all Stations, pleas'd with none;
  For ever climbing, yet for ever down:
  Oft have we seen, that _Noblemen_ have wrote,
  And _Authors_ sometimes, strutting in _lac'd Coat_;
  But widely then from Nature's Ends they err,
  And play the Farce quite out of Character.
  As well may pious Jobbers of the Alley
  Pretend the _flying_ Troops of _France_ to rally.
  To proper Spheres, my Friends! yourselves confine!
  When COLLEY writes, a _Dunce_ may praise each Line;
  Whether _my Lord at Length_, he views the Plan,
  Or sculks beneath a _certain Gentleman_;
  But if that Lord the _Pen_ or _Press_ invade,
  Rouse, rouse, ye Tribe! he'll undermine your Trade,
  Tho' not one brilliant Thought should hurt the whole,
  And ev'ry Verse be bad, or lame, or stole,
  Still, like a _mad Dog_, hunt th' Usurper dead,        }
  Tho' he _for Fame_, ye scribble to _be fed_;           }
  He stands condemn'd, who robs ye of your _Bread_.      }
    But if a Genius rise, whose pointed Wit
  Corrects your Morals, and all Tastes shall fit,
  Claim then the Privilege to be his Foes,
  Ye cannot shine, but when ye Worth oppose.
  When ye _deny_ him _Fame_, ye _fix_ your _own_,
  And to be satirized, is to be known.
  Some hold, they're better in a cursed State,
  Than to be totally annihilate;
  Thrice happy then, ye deathless, duncely Train!
  The Subjects of the higher DUNCIAD's Strain.
  How many, who have Reams of Paper spoil'd,
  Have often sleepless Nights obscurely toil'd,
  And buried in their Eggs, like Silkworms, lay
  'Till his warm Satire shew'd them Life and Day?
  Here then, my Sons, is all your living Hope,
  To be immortal Scriblers, rail at POPE.
  Snatch'd from Oblivion, there the _Dunces_ soar,
  TIBBALD their Monarch dubb'd, can ask no more,
  Nor less shall ye----now COLLEY gives the Word,
  Rouse up! and crowd into the next Record,
  Or, lost to Memory, no other Page
  Can possibly retrieve ye half an Age;
  And now the glad Occasion aptly calls,
  To _break_ more _Printers_, and to _spread_ more _Stalls_;
  To save your _Names_ from _Lethe_, tho' your Books
  Are doom'd the Prize of _Fruiterers_ and _Cooks_.
  The Streams of _Helicon_ once clearly flow'd,
  And Heav'n in their resplendent Bosom shew'd,
  Whilst verdant Groves the sacred Mountain spread;
  Then _Pegasus_ on Balms and Myrtles fed:
  Now blighted _Thistles_ only crown the Top,
  Which Herds of young _poetic Asses_ crop;
  And, choak'd with common Sew'rs, like _Fleet-ditch_ Flood,
  Its sable Waters writhe along the Mud;
  Nor murm'ring wake, nor seem they quite asleep,
  Whilst _Wits_, like _Water-rats_, around them creep.
  If any shou'd attempt to cleanse your Streams,
  Or wake ye from your kind lethargic Dreams,
  Assert your Right, and render vain their Toil;
  Yours is the Filth, then join and guard your Soil!
  And lest ye're diffident to aid the Cause,
  Not wholly yet broke loose from Reason's Laws,
  View the strange Wonders of the present Times,
  Let Empires sleep, but hear the Fate of Rhimes.
  Let POPE lull all his _Dunces_ with a Yawn,
  Wrapt in their Robes of _P--ple_ or of _L--wn_,
  Whilst he shall leave one tatter'd _Muse_ awake;
  That _Muse_ his own and others Rest shall break.
  A Prostitute, her Charms their Vigour lose,
  Now COLLEY keeps her, and she sups on Prose;
  But free and common, hack'd about the Town,
  Each of ye claim her! for she's all your own.
  With him, unmov'd by Salary or Sack,
  She d----ns his Impotence of _Brain_ and _Back_;
  That thus in Age he strains at Wit's Embrace,
  And follows W--FF--N from Place to Place;
  But tho' _cold Prose_ to him she'll only give,
  Ye, my pert Sons! who with more Ardour strive,
  May raise the bastard Issue of a Verse,
  To wear the wither'd _Bays_, or deck his _Hearse_.
    Now for six Months had O----D shook the State
  With _grand Removals_, and _a grand Debate_:
  _Dunce_ elbow'd _Dunce_, each foremost wou'd advance,
  But backward fell, as in old _Bayes_'s Dance:
  When _Dulness_ spread her pow'rful YAWN around,
  "And Sense and Shame, and Right and Wrong were drown'd,
  _Enquiry_ ceas'd, and, touch'd by magic Wand,
  Ev'n _Opposition's_ self was at a Stand;
  On well-oil'd Hinges creaks the Prison Gate,
  And _Pains and Penalties_ will come too late.
  'Twas Night's high Noon at _P--is_ and the _H--ge_,
  And _Politics_ had died, but for poor _P--gue_;
  For why, "The Goddess bade BRITANNIA sleep,
  "And pour'd her Spirit o'er the Land and Deep."
  And now the _Scriblers_, motionless and mute,
  Sit down to count their Gains by the Dispute,
  To see on which Side Victory hath run;                 }
  Like _Mackbeth's Witches_, when the Mischief's done,   }
  They tell ye, that the Battle's _lost_ and _won_:      }
  Contriving whom to _greet_, or whom _disgrace_,
  As _Gazettes_ speak them _in_ or _out_ of _Place_;
  For _Panegyrics_ drein their tilted Wit
  On Peers _new-made_, against the House shall sit,
  Or saucily appear before their Betters
  In _sage Advice_, or on an _old Member's Letters_:
  Thus fate, they waiting the approaching Yawn,
  Wishing for Sleep till the next _Sessions' Dawn_,
  When the kind Goddess did her Jaws unclose,
  She snor'd aloud, and strait a Vapour rose,
  Unwholsome as the Damps a Collier meets
  Too often in his subterraneous Pits;
  For _Dulness_ taints all round her where she breathes,
  As witness, COLLEY, thy dry blighted Wreaths:
  Nor cou'd the upward Gasp disperse the Steam,
  But from below disturb'd her _Consort's_ Dream;
  Yet from her downy Lap he started not,
  But mutter'd something thus--as loose of Thought;
  "He hurts not me--my CÆSAR--Satire--dull,
  "Why all the World knows I've been long--a F--l;
  "But now--I'll do't--Yae--ough"--so said, he drops,
  Salutes his Queen's Effulgence, and thus stops.
    The Throne where _Dulness_ sate, maintaining Right,
  Resembled much some Monarch's of the Night,
  Where gloomy Myrmidons and Punks resort,
  And snore on Benches round his ample Court.
  Both there and here, as in the busy World,
  Lords, Draymen, Linkboys, in Confusion hurl'd;
  Beneath the Monarch, fond to be employ'd,
  NARCISSUS lay with _too much_ TULLY cloy'd;
  As Gluttons gorg'd at City Feasts too soon,
  Oft get their Naps before the rest lye down;
  Their heaving Stomachs turn'd at something tart,
  When others doze, oft make them wildly start:
  So he--"Why, what a Pax! who'd be a L--d,
  "If Worth and Merit only Praise afford?
  "I can't be prais'd as _Poet_, _Wit_, or _P----r_,
  "But that dem'd _Twick'nam_ Bard my Parts will jeer;
  "If I can't write myself, here's COLLEY shall;
  "I've often heard him swear--he'll stand _'em all_:
  "If he refuse me, I have still another,
  "I'll _hammer_ him conjointly with my B----r;
  "But sure the _Laureat Harp_ must tune a Strain,
  "New mended by a late _V----e C--mb--n_;
  "For he, to give his Due unto the _Devil_,
  "Was always to us Folks of Fashion civil."
    Resolv'd at once, he tweaks the Monarch's Nose,
  The Monarch snor'd--new Streams from _Dulness_ rose.
  Close to his Ear he lays his dimpled Cheek,
  And in soft Accents speaks, or seem'd to speak,
  "Dear _Laureate_, rouse, the Enemy's at Hand,
  "Another DUNCIAD travels round the Land,
  "Whence all the sole Proprietors of Trash,
  "Thy Friends and mine, most justly fear the Lash.
    Vain are his Efforts--yet again he tries,
  "Thy _Odes_!--oh save thy _Odes_!--dear _Laureat_ rise;
  "If not for _Odes_--yet for _Love's Riddle_ wake--
  "Nor that?--thy _Careless Husband_'s then at Stake.
  All wou'd not do--his soft Distress preferr'd,
  Nor the great Mother, nor the _Laureat_ heard;
  For on her Lap so _daintily_ he lay,
  His Senses, breath'd into her, stole away;
  All Aims at a Recovery were vain,
  Till she vouchsaf'd to breathe them back again.
  "One gentle Imprecation more and then,
  "He cries, Farewel the _Laureat_ and his _Pen_:
  "Thy Country calls, if thou resign'st thy Sense,
  "Yet rouse to be a Man of Consequence.
  "Who calls thee _Dunce_, abuses too thy K--g,
  "Whose Praises, by thy Place, thou'rt bound to sing;
  "O! grant me Aid, assume the pleasing Task,
  "In thy _Nonjuror_'s fav'rite Name I ask.
    Thrice groan'd the _Ompha_, and in Thunder spoke,
  The Blast his Sense return'd, and Slumber broke;
  _Nonjure!_ That Word alone unbinds the Charms,
  For _Party_-Dulness always sounds to _Arms_;
  Upstarts the Sire--"Mistake me not, he cries,
  "Whoever says I was asleep------he lies;
  "You know, my L--d, how I my Wits exert,
  "How always pleasing, and how always pert;
  "I know your Grief, before the Cause is told;
  "Then here my Pen in Readiness I hold.
  "Since by Desire I enter thus the Lists,
  "I vow Revenge--know, COLLEY ne'er desists:
  "Then I'll pursue him with my latest Breath,
  "Nor drop _this Pen_ 'till quite _benum'd_ with _Death_.
    High on the Muses _Pegasus_ DAN P--PE
  Mounts _full of Spirit_, nor vouchsafes to stoop,
  But hears the Murmurs of the Dull upborn,
  Low empty Curses, or vain stingless Scorn;
  One Dash strikes all the mean Revilers down,
  As sure as JOVE should swear by ACHERON:
  Whether his _Person_ be their standing Jest,
  Or his _Religion_ suits their Libels best;
  Whether the _Author_ forms his crude Designs,
  As the _deserted Bookseller_ repines,
  Who, after all his _Boasts_, is tumbled by,
  And looks at D----LEY with an evil Eye;
  Or if their standing Topics, _Spleen_ and _Spite_,
  _A Jesuit_,----an _Atheist_,----_Jacobite_.
  In all their hard-strain'd Labours, squeez'd by Bits,
  Mark well the Triumph of these wou'd-be Wits;
  Like _Village Curs_, kick'd backward by the _Steed_,
  Their _Noise_ and _Yelping_ their _Destruction_ breed;
  Or if the Rider _smacks_ them with his _Whip_,
  'Tis more _t' unbend the Lash_, than make them _skip_:
  Yet still they rise and at it----Goddess hail!
  Who o'er thy Suns spread'st such a thick'ning Veil,
  That Sense of Pain, as well as Shame, is lost,
  And you _reward_ those best, who _blunder_ most;
  For where are Honours, Places, Gifts bestow'd,
  But where thy Influence is most avow'd?
  Rest, while more modern Miracles I sing,
  Of _Minor Dunces_ that from thee first spring;
  But all who Recreants thy Pow'r disclaim,
  And, Laureat-like, to _Pertness_ change thy Name;
  And ye, her Sons, who've nothing else to do,
  Wait, if you please, the----Vision thro':
  You, who in Manuscript your Works retale,
  And tag with Rhimes the latter Ends of Ale,
  But vow th' ungrateful Age shall never see,
  In Print, how wond'rous wise and smart ye be;
  Or you, whose Muse has run you out of Breath,
  Or rode you like a Night-mare hagg'd to Death;
  Attend and learn from _Dulness'_ sleeping Shade,
  Another Goddess rises to your Aid.
    Pleas'd with the Vow, the glad submissive P--r,
  Thence leads the Monarch to a nobler Chair;
  For why shou'd he at _Dulness'_ Footstool wait,
  Who knows so well to entertain with Prate;
  Some _g--rt--r'd Dupes_ no nobler Titles boast,
  Than to have been the Objects of his _Roast_;
  For which they fill his Groupe, his Praises have,
  And shine like SALMON'_s Dolls_ in MERLIN'_s Cave_.
  The young NARCISSUS, whom (wou'd you believe,
  The _Cornhill_ Priest, who never cou'd deceive)
  Had robb'd the _Sibil_ of whate'er was sage,
  Or _Good_, or _Wise_, except her _Gums_ and _Age_,
  Was the old Woman, tho' in Youth renew'd,
  Who led ÆNEAS when he _H--ll_ review'd;
  Wrapt in the Steam that spread from _Dulness'_ Jaws,
  From her Posterior's, perch'd, pert C----R draws,
  Conveys him to the Club--the Club despair,
  Till they the Snuff-box smell, and see the Chair.
  Then all the _Dunciad_ d----n, and, grown elate,
  Prick up their Ears, and bray, "_To the Debate!_
  "The Chiefs were sate, the Scriblers waited round
  "The Board with Bottles, and with Glasses crown'd,
  "When he, the Master of the Seven-fold Face,
  "Rose" gleaming thro' his own _Corinthian_ Brass,
  And thus--my L--s, we once again are met,
  Nor Sense hath robb'd us of a Vot'ry yet;
  Pleas'd, I the present Danger undertake,
  And gladly suffer, for my Country's Sake;
  For I a prompt Alacrity agnize
  To be esteem'd or witty, smart or wise.
  This present War then with the POPE be mine;
  But one Thing beg, I, bending to your Shrine,
  Due Preference of Honour, Time and Place,
  And _your Desires_ my Title Page to grace,
  He said and bow'd--a Whisper trill'd the Air
  Much as when C--MP--N wou'd have been L--d M--r.
  However, each assents, then forth he drew
  An Oglio Letter ready cook'd for _View_;
  _Taste_ it had none; for, having long lain by,
  'Twas lost like Camphire that doth quickly fly;
  But, as it never was in Print before,
  'Twas new, they all believe, for COLLEY swore.
  When one, as Deputy for all the rest,
  Thus, in due Form, their Advocate addrest.
    _Great Laureat_, thou whose yearly tuneful Notes
  Deafen the Court from Chappel-royal Throats,
  Oft has this Enemy to our Repose
  Wak'd us from Slumbers where we quiet doze,
  Reeking with Malice, and of Satire full,
  He neither lets us sin in quiet, or be dull:
  You too, with us, have his Attacks withstood,
  Have answer'd not, or wou'd not, if you cou'd;
  And to receive his Insults, in your _Life_,
  You offer'd him Release from all your Strife:
  So once did CU--L, but he accepted not,
  As if ye both contemptible he thought;
  But sure this last Affront must give you Pain;
  Can you your usual Temper now retain?
  If this not rouse you, all our Hopes we'll quit,
  And sue out Bankruptcy against your Wit:
  Therefore, as _Monarch_ of the _scribling Crew_,       }
  This is a Debt to both our Int'rests due,              }
  For us he _d--ns_ at once, in _lashing_ you.           }
  Let L--IS then the happy Offspring rear,
  Tis safe, if once committed to his Care.
    He yields to their Intreaties, and then smil'd,
  The Goddess spread her Vapour round more mild,
  And strait a Form appear'd, like _ancient Fame_,       }
  Her Wings, her Trumpet, and her Robe the same,         }
  Each rous'd at once, and thought he grasp'd the Dame;  }
  But found 'twas all a Cloud or empty Space;
  No Substance, tho' the Out-line they cou'd trace.
  And, thus disturb'd, a strange unsav'ry Fume
  Diffus'd itself around th' Assembly Room:
  The Scent each mad'ning Brain did instant strike,
  All star'd, and thought it FAME, it look'd so like;
  COLLEY at once disclaim'd her--"For, says he,
  "I even _Bread and Cheese_ prefer to _thee_;
  "The Smiles of Monarchs may no Comfort bring;
  "But then the _Sack's_ a wholsome pleasing Thing:
  "Had I won thee, I might have scap'd a Sneer,
  "And lost the _twice One Hundred Pounds a Year_.
  "Then pray, dear Madam, if you please, be gone;
  "Come you a Spy to make our Counsels known?"
  When thus the Fantom----"Ye're my Children all;
  "Thee, COLLEY, I my eldest Darling call;
  "Mistake not, I usurp no borrow'd Name,
  "And hate, as much as you, the Sound of FAME;
  "Tho' I a Shadow on her Steps attend,
  "When she appears, my Empire's at an End:
  "Your stern Antagonist draws _Dulness_ right,
  "Daughter of CHAOS, and _eternal Night_;
  "Wits boast their PALLAS sprung from Brain of JOVE;
  "We too had our Original above,
  "And claim the Heraldry of God-like Race,
  "Part of the Cloud IXION did embrace;
  "Whence form'd in Aid of _Dulness_ and her Train,
  "I oft her sinking Works in Air sustain;
  "And when they otherwise wou'd fall downright,
  "I waft them upwards to a second Flight:
  "So when the new-made Honours were confer'd
  "On all your earthly Recantation Herd,
  "The Deities of Air, in Mirth and Sport,
  "Made me a Goddess, and allow'd a Court;
  "Long ye have known me--I o'er PUFFS preside,
  "But ne'er, till now, appear'd in so much Pride.
    The whole Assembly to her Presence press,            }
  All own her, but, their Ignorance, confess,            }
  Was wholly owing to th' inverted Dress:                }
  But both her Hands _Eliza_ first uprear'd,
  Insisting only she the Pow'r rever'd:
  Oh make my Shop, she cries, thy fav'rite Shrine;
  You must, you shall, I have you on my Sign:
  All scold, and Indignation bent each Brow,
  None wou'd the other's Privilege allow;
  When lo, a Youth of most distinguish'd Grace
  (Well known for pressing first in ev'ry Place,
  Whether he heads the _Orders_ in the _Pit_,
  Or doth at _B----n_'s Judge of Boxing sit)
  Conspicuous mounts, and thus, in formal Speech,
  Begins----"Statesmen and Morals I impeach,
  "Write Satires, and deny them for my own
  "In Advertisements, that I may be known;
  "Grant me thy Aid, great Goddess, but once more;
  "Not for myself alone I thee implore,
  "But for this _Saint_, who breathing now her last,
  "Wou'd fain retrieve Disreputation past.
  "If Gold you ask, long-hoarded Bags shall fly"--
    The Goddess smil'd, and puff'd it to the Sky.
  "Children, says she, Distinction should be made
  "To _Scriblers_, who are thus above the Trade;
  "For ye, who equal in all Prospects are,
  "To gain our Favour, we a _Test_ prepare.
  "He that has oft'nest most disguis'd the Truth,
  "And render'd Sense and Reason quite uncouth;
  "Who Learning hath, by Artifice abus'd,
  "And by false Glasses vulgar Eyes amus'd;
  "Who seldom in his real Shape was seen,
  "For ever different to what h' hath been;
  "Him for our royal Consort we select:
  "Begin--and Pertness all your Aims direct;
  "And still to urge ye on to further Hope,
  "These Trophies wait the Man who lashes POPE.
  "The Wings from one of MERCURY's new Suits;
  "These grac'd his _Cap_, and these adorn'd his _Boots_;
  "But who shall mention _Merit_, or presume
  "To talk of _Wit_, him we forbid the Room."
    Then first a Sage, of rev'rend hoary Years,
  The Chief of the translating Bards appears;
  And thus, in their Behalf--O pow'rful Maid!
  "Daily and nightly we invoke thy Aid;
  "In Pamphlets, numberless, have fully shown,
  "Nor Language _dead_ or _live_ to SAWNEY's known;
  "Yet, spite of all the Methods we can try,
  "The silly _World_ will yet his HOMER buy:
  "But next we think"--the Goddess stopt them short!
  "All ye have done, but makes the _Learned_ Sport;
  "To rail and call his HOMER wretched Stuff;
  "To censure and condemn, is well enough;
  "But here's the Curse on't, ye're such silly Elves
  "To shew the _Diff'rence_ ye _translate_ yourselves,
  "Or T----LD else had, not five Years and more,
  "Hawk'd ÆSCHYLUS about from Door to Door.
  "TERENCE's Eunuch the same Fate partook,
  "Murder'd by merciless and mangling C----K.
  "But cease we this, the recent Matter try,
  "All who the present pidling Quarrel ply,
  "Stand forth"----In Party-colour'd Vest
  CLODDY appear'd, his _Dialogue_ addrest,
  And swore he'd study'd SWIFT with so much Pains,
  He thought, at last, he'd gain'd his very Strains:
  The Piece perus'd, this Answer she return'd,
  "Obscenity, when dull, is always scorn'd;
  "And who _puffs_ this, will, to his Sorrow, find
  "'Tis but a _F--t_ will _stink_ to all _Mankind_."
    BLAST claim'd the Prize, and said, he did deride
  The POET, by appearing on his Side;
  The Goddess sent her Maid to kick him down,
  But e'er she rais'd her Foot, the Wretch was gone.
    Next, in a borrow'd Shape, by CLYTUS worn,
  In fierce theatric Battles hackt and torn,
  A Wight stalkt in, and, under VIRTUE's Name,
  On HORACE, SALUST, SENECA and POPE cry'd Shame;
  _False English!_ baul'd he loud--the Goddess heard,
  And to the School-boys his Address preferr'd.
  He disappear'd, nor know we if he's found,
  But _horse him, horse him_, dy'd in distant Sound.
    And now of ev'ry Sort came rushing in,
  _Scriblers_ and _Puffers_, with a horrid Din;
  All who in various Occupations strive
  To keep their sev'ral Mist'ries alive,
  From _Statesmen_, who, for Coronets resign'd,
  To the _Dutch Kettle_, and the Window-Blind;
  But far above the rest, each Rival Stage
  The Favour of the Goddess wou'd engage;
  The angry _Quack_ his Nostrums all forsakes,
  And, in Revenge, his Gallipots he breaks,
  'Cause _R--ch_ bestows an ORPHEUS on the Town,
  When _he_ had, long before, run mad with one:
  Then Paper Wars, and long-ear'd Quarrels rise,
  And each the Goddess sues for fresh Supplies.
  In spite of City Wrath and Aldermen,
  A _Concert_ takes the Dregs of _Drury-Lane_:
  In pompous Stanzas they their Genius raise,
  And sound, in ev'ry Paper, their own Praise,
  From _Rome_ and Death old surly CATO tear,
  To see the modern _Liliputian_ lear,
  _Greece_ is outdone, and learned _Athens_ yields
  To the politer Stage of _G------n's-F--ds_.
  _Ambivius Turpia_, the Stage 'Squire appear'd,
  The Nurse, who ev'ry modern TERENCE rear'd;
  A meagre Shade, quite uninform'd and wild,
  Yet still he flatter'd, smooth'd, and still he smil'd:
  Ne'er, but when frighten'd, cou'd he be sincere,
  And ne'er ap'd _Honesty_, but 'twas thro' _Fear_;
  Revil'd, exploded on a rival Stage,
  To dull the Sting the Libellers engage;
  If double Pay is given them on his own,
  He smil'd Consent, and turns them on the Town.
  Then thus--Great Pow'r! thy darling Child behold,
  I've courted thee with _Orders_ and with _Gold_,
  This Scheme let the contending POLLYS tell,
  This ev'ry _Inns o' Court_ Man knows full well.
  But mark, dear Goddess, this my Master-piece,
  Thus I revive the Arts of _Rome_ and _Greece_;
  For SHAKESPEAR's Monument I gave a Play,               }
  And stopp'd the starving Actors hard-got Pay,          }
  Yet bore I all the _Praise_ and _Puff_ away.           }
  _Beasts_ graze the _Plain_, the _Fishes_ skim the _Sea_,
  _Cars_ are for _Peers_, _Streets_ for _Mechanics_ free;
  Thy Empire, Goddess, still hath been my Care,
  My _Life_'s a _Puff_, my _Deeds_, like _Words_, are _Air_.
  He spake, to grasp the Prize his Fingers stretch,
  As feeble Reeds spent Swimmers strive to catch;
  But finds himself pusht instantly away,
  And by young PTOLOMY is kept at Bay.
  Give him the Prize, O Goddess, if thou durst,
  A _Wretch_ beneath his lowest Puppets curst.
  The Claim he makes is owing to my Parts;
  I taught him _Management_, and all its Arts,
  From my great Sire alone deriv'd, to me
  He gave it yet a living Legacy:
  In what theatric Region are unknown
  Our _Puffs_ in ev'ry Bill, in ev'ry Paper shown?
  And where his short ones fail'd, I, better skill'd,
  The groaning Page with long Epistles fill'd:
  If Falsehood claims it, end the vain Dispute;
  'Tis mine, avaunt, ye _Puffers_, and be mute;
  All _Grubstreet_ tells----At this CONUNDRUM rose,
  And thus--Fond Youth, no more thy Gifts expose;
  Tho' the Foundation of this Art is Lies,
  Yet TRUTH is sometimes proper for Disguise:
  He who is always false, is ne'er believ'd,
  Who's always _honest_, is sometimes _deceiv'd_;
  The Prize we'll yield, prove it upon Record,
  That _he_ or _you_ e'er spoke but one _true Word_.
  Dismist--The Fantoms hover round the Place,
  And shew their Crimes in Mirrors to their Face?
  Each on the other gazing, ghastly stood,
  And wou'd have _blush'd_, or hid them, _if they cou'd_.
    Then thus the Goddess--"Cease all further Strife,
  "COLLEY, thy Hand! I'm thine alone for Life;
  "Thine be the Prize, an Emblem of thy _Wit_,
  "Which tho' not so, yet some will take for it:
  "But 'tis not long, ev'n me thou must forsake;
  "My last, my best, Advice then friendly take,
  "Dear Scriblers, all Adventurers in _Wit_,
  "Who scorn the Field of fell Debate to quit,
  "Howe'er he lash ye, still the War pursue,
  "Your _Ignorance_ brings all his _Wit_ to View;
  "The Insects hov'ring in the breezy Air
  "Shew th' approaching vernal Season near;
  "The _Maggot_ that in Sun-beams basking lies,
  "Tho' the _Heat_ scorch him, by that _Heat_ he flies."
    She spake, and then, unseen, unheard retir'd,
  Born in a Breath, she with a Sigh expir'd.


_FINIS._




(_Just Publish'd, Price 6d._)

The Political Padlock, and the English Key. A Fable. Translated from the
_Italian_ of Father M----r _S----ini_, who is now under Confinement for
the same in _Naples_, by Order of Don _Carlos_. With Explanatory Notes.

  _I grant all_ Courses _are in vain,
  Unless we can_ get in _again:
  The only Way that's left us now,
  But all the Difficulty's_ How?




  THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
  VERBAL and PRACTICAL VIRTUE.


  _Dicendi Virtus, nisi ei, qui dicit, ea, de quibus dicit, percepta
  sint, extare non potest._    CIC.


  WITH A Prefatory Epistle from Mr. _C--b--r_ to Mr. _P._


  _Sic ulciscar genera singula, quemadmodum à quibus sum provocatus._

  CIC. post Redit. ad Quir.


  _LONDON_:
  Printed for J. ROBERTS, near the _Oxford-Arms_ in _Warwick-Lane_.
  MDCCXLII.




Mr. _C--b--r_ to Mr. _P._


Have at you again, Sir. I gave you fair Warning that I would have the last
Word; and by ---- (I will not swear in Print) you shall find me no Lyar. I
own, I am greatly elate on the Laurels the Town has bestow'd upon me for
my Victory over you in my Prose Combat; and, encouraged by that Triumph, I
now resolve to fight you on your own Dunghil of Poetry, and with your own
jingling Weapons of Rhyme and Metre. I confess I have had some Help; but
what then? since the greatest Princes are rather proud than asham'd of
Allies and Auxiliaries when they make War in the Field, why should I
decline such Assistance when I make War in the Press? And since you
thought most unrighteously and unjustly to fall upon me and crush me, only
because you imagin'd your Self strong and Me weak, as _France_ fell upon
the Queen of _Hungary_; if I like her (_si parva licet componere magnis_)
by first striking a bold and desperate Stroke myself with a little
Success, have encouraged such a Friend to me, as _England_ has been to
her, to espouse my Cause, and turn all the Weight of the War upon you,
till you wish you had never begun it; with what reasonable and equitable
Pleasure may I not pursue my Blow till I make you repent, by laying you on
your Back, the ungrateful Returns you have made me for saving you from
Destruction when you laid yourself on your Belly. I am, Sir, not your
humble, but your devoted Servant; for I will follow you as long as I live;
and as _Terence_ says in the _Eunuch_, _Ego pol te pro istis dictis &
factis, scelus, ulciscar, ut ne impune in nos illus eris_.




THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Verbal and Practical VIRTUE EXEMPLIFY'D,

In some Eminent Instances both Ancient and Modern.


  What awkard Judgments must they make of Men,
  Who think their Hearts are pictur'd by their Pen;
  That _this_ observes the Rules which _that_ approves,
  And what one praises, that the other loves.
  Few Authors tread the Paths they recommend,
  Or when they shew the Road, pursue the End:
  Few give Examples, whilst they give Advice,
  Or tho' they scourge the vicious, shun the Vice;
  But lash the Times as Swimmers do the Tide,
  And kick and cuff the Stream on which they ride.

    His tuneful Lyre when polish'd _Horace_ strung,
  [a]And all the Sweets of calm Retirement sung,
  In Practice still his courtly Conduct show'd
  His Joy was Luxury, and Power his God;
  [b]With great _Mæcenas_ meanly proud to dine,
  [c]And fond to load _Augustus_ flatter'd Shrine;
  [d]And whilst he rail'd at _Menas_ ill-got Sway,
  [e]His numerous Train that choak'd the _Appian_ Way,
  His Talents still to Perfidy apply'd,
  Three Times a Friend and Foe to either Side.
  _Horace_ forgot, or hop'd his Readers would,
  [f]His Safety on the same Foundation stood.
  That he who once had own'd his Country's Cause,
  Now kiss'd the Feet that trampled on her Laws:
  That till the Havock of _Philippi_'s Field,
  Where Right to Force, by Fate was taught to yield,
  He follow'd _Brutus_, and then hail'd the Sword,
  Which gave Mankind, whom _Brutus_ freed, a Lord:
  Nor to the Guilt of a Deserter's Name,                 }
  Like _Menas_ great (tho' with dishonest Fame)          }
  Added the Glory, tho' he shar'd the Shame.             }
  For whilst with Fleets and Armies _Menas_ warr'd,
  Courage his Leader, Policy his Guard,
  Poor _Horace_ only follow'd with a Verse
  That Fate the Freedman balanc'd, to rehearse;
  Singing the Victor for whom _Menas_ fought,
  And following Triumph which the other brought.

    [g]Thus graver _Seneca_, in canting Strains,
  Talk'd of fair Virtue's Charms and Vice's Stains,
  And said the happy were the chaste and poor;           }
  Whilst plunder'd Provinces supply'd his Store,         }
  And _Rome_'s Imperial Mistress was his Whore.          }
  But tho' he rail'd at Flattery's dangerous Smile,
  A _Claudius_, and a _Nero_, all the while,
  With every Vice that reigns in Youth or Age,           }
  The Gilding of his venal Pen engage,                   }
  And fill the slavish Fable of each Page.               }

    See _Sallust_ too, whose Energy divine
  Lashes a vicious Age in ev'ry Line:
  With Horror painting the flagitious Times,
  The profligate, profuse, rapacious Crimes,
  That reign'd in the degenerate Sons of _Rome_,
  And made them first deserve, then caus'd their Doom;
  With all the Merit of his virtuous Pen,
  Leagu'd with the worst of these corrupted Men;
  The Day in Riot and Excess to waste,
  The Night in Taverns and in Brothels past:
  [h]And when the _Censors_, by their high Controll,
  Struck him, indignant, from the _Senate_'s Roll,
  From Justice he appeal'd to _Cæsar_'s Sword,
  [i]And by Law exil'd, was by Force restor'd.
  [k]What follow'd let _Numidia_'s Sons declare,
  Harrass'd in Peace with Ills surpassing War;
  Each Purse by Peculate and Rapine drain'd,
  Each House by Murder and Adult'ries stain'd:
  Till _Africk_ Slaves, gall'd by the Chains of _Rome_,
  Wish'd their own Tyrants as a milder Doom.

    If then we turn our Eyes from Words to Fact,
  Comparing how Men write, with how they act,
  How many Authors of this Contrast kind
  In ev'ry Age, and ev'ry Clime we find.
  Thus scribbling _P----_ who _Peter_ never spares,
  Feeds on extortious Interest from young Heirs:
  And whilst he made Old _S--lkerk_'s Bows his Sport,
  Dawb'd minor Courtiers, of a minor Court.
  If _Sallust_, _Horace_, _Seneca_, and _He_
  Thus in their Morals then so well agree;
  By what Ingredient is the Difference known?            }
  The Difference only in their Wit is shown,             }
  For all their Cant and Falshood is his own.            }
  He rails at Lies, and yet for half a Crown,
  Coins and disperses Lies thro' all the Town:
  Of his own Crimes the Innocent accuses,
  And those who clubb'd to make him eat, abuses.
  But whilst such Features in his Works we trace,
  And Gifts like these his happy Genius grace;
  Let none his haggard Face, or Mountain Back,
  The Object of mistaken Satire make;
  Faults which the best of Men, by Nature curs'd,
  May chance to share in common with the worst.
  In Vengeance for his Insults on Mankind,               }
  Let those who blame, some truer Blemish find,          }
  And lash that worse Deformity, his Mind.               }
  Like prudent Foes attack some weaker Part,
  And make the War upon his Head or Heart.
  Prove his late Works dishonest as they're dull;        }
  That try'd by Moral or Poetic Rule,                    }
  The Verdict must be either Knave or Fool.              }
  [l]Whilst his false _English_, and false Facts combin'd,
  Betray the double Darkness of his Mind;
  [m]That Mind so suited to its vile Abode,
  The Temple so adapted to the God,
  It seems the Counterpart by Heav'n design'd
  A Symbol and a Warning to Mankind:
  As at some Door we find hung out a Sign,
  Type of the Monster to be found within.
  From his own Words this Scoundrel let 'em prove
  Unjust in Hate, incapable of Love;
  For all the Taste he ever has of Joy,                  }
  Is like some yelping Mungril to annoy                  }
  And teaze that Passenger he can't destroy.             }
  To cast a Shadow o'er the spotless Fame,
  Or dye the Cheek of Innocence with Shame;
  To swell the Breast of Modesty with Care,
  Or force from Beauty's Eye a secret Tear;
  And, not by Decency or Honour sway'd,
  Libel the Living, and asperse the Dead:
  Prone where he ne'er receiv'd to give Offence,
  But most averse to Merit and to Sense;
  Base to his Foe, but baser to his Friend,
  Lying to blame, and sneering to commend:
  Defaming those whom all but he must love,
  And praising those whom none but he approve.
  Then let him boast that honourable Crime,
  Of making those who fear not God, fear him;
  When the great Honour of that Boast is such
  That Hornets and Mad Dogs may boast as much.
  Such is th' Injustice of his daily Theme,
  And such the Lust that breaks his nightly Dream;
  That vestal Fire of undecaying Hate,
  Which Time's cold Tide itself can ne'er abate,
  But like _Domitian_, with a murd'rous Will,
  Rather than nothing, Flies he likes to kill.
  And in his Closet stabs some obscure Name,
  [n]Brought by this Hangman first to Light and Shame.
  Such now his Works to all the World are known,
  Who undeceiv'd, their former Error own;
  Whilst not one Man who likes his rhyming Art,
  Allows him Genius, or defends his Heart:
  But thus from Triumph snatch'd, and giv'n to Shame
  Lash'd _into_ Penitence, and _out_ of Fame.
  Since all Mankind these certain Truths allow,
  And speak so freely what so well they know;
  No wonder doom'd such Treatment to receive,
  That he _can_ feel, and that he _can't_ forgive.
  Were I dispos'd to curse the Man I hate,
  Such would I wish his miserable Fate.
  Thus striving to inflict, to meet Disgrace,
  And wasted to the Ghost of what he was;
  And like all Ghosts which Men of Sense despise,
  Only the Dread of Folly's coward Eyes.
  Thus would I have him despicably live,
  Himself, his Friends, and Credit to survive,
  Into Contempt from Reputation hurl'd,
  His own Detractor thro' a scoffing World.


_FINIS._




Footnotes:


[a] Beatus ille qui procul negotiis, &c. Epod. 2. Cum magnis vixisse
invita fatebirur usque invidia. _Sat. 1. Lib. 2._

[b] Nunc quia Mæcenas tibi sum convictor. _Sat. 6. Lib. 1._

  ----Tu pulses omne quod obstat
  Ad Mæcenatem memori si mente recurras.
  Hoc juvat, & melli est; ne mentiar. _Sat. 6. Lib. 2._

[c] All his Works are full of Examples of Flattery to _Augustus_.

[d] Epod. 4. _Mænas_ was a Freedman of _Pompey_ the younger; and he
deserted from him to _Augustus_, then back from _Augustus_ to _Pompey_,
and then from _Pompey_ to _Augustus_ again. This is in all the Histories.
_Appian. Dion._

[e] Et Appiam mannis terit. _Epod. 4._

[f]

  O sæpe mecum tempus in ultimum
      Deducte, Bruto militiæ Duce.----
  Tecum Philippos & celerem fugam
  Sensi, relictâ non bene parmulâ
      Cum fracta virtus, & minaces
      Turpe solum tetigere mento. HOR. _Ode. 7. B. 2._

[g] In his Seneca reus factus est multorum scelerum, sed præsertim quod
cum Agrippinâ rem haberet, nec enim in hâc re solum, sed in plerisque
aliis contra facere visus est quam Philosophabatur. Quum enim Tyrannidem
improbaret, Tyranni præceptor erat: quumque insultaret iis qui cum
principibus versarentur, ipse à Palatio non discedebat. Assentatores
detestabatur, quum ipse Reginas coleret & libertos, ac Laudationes
quorundam componeret. Reprehendebat divites is, cujus facultates erant ter
millies sestertium: quique luxum aliorum damnabat quingentes tripodas
habuit de ligno cedrino, pedibus eburneis, similes & pares inter se, in
quibus coenabat. Ex quibus omnibus ea quæ sunt his consentanea, quæque
ipse libidinose fecit, facile intelligi possunt. Nuptias enim cum
nobilissimâ atque illustrissimâ foeminâ contraxit. Delectabatur
exoletis, idque Neronem facere docuerat etsi antea tanta fuerat in morum
severitate ut ab eo peteret, ne se oscularetur, neve una secum coenandi
causa discumberet.

  Vid. _Dion. Excerpta per Xiphilinum, Lib. 61._

[h] Collegæ tamen, multos Nobilium, atque inter eos Crispum etiam
Sallustium, eum, qui historiam conscripsit, Senatu ejicienti non
repugnavit. DION. _Lib. 40._

[i] Ab his Sallustius (qui ut Senatoriam dignitatem recupararet tum Prætor
factus erat) propemodum occisus. DION. _Lib. 42._

[k] Numidas quoque in suam potestarem Cæsar accepit, iisque Sallustium
præfecit. Sallustius & pecuniæ captæ & compilatæ provinciæ accusatus,
summam infamiam reportavit, quod quum ejusmodi libros composuisset, in
quibus multis acerbisque verbis eos, qui ex provinciis quæstum facerent,
notasset, nequaquam suis scriptis in agendo sterisset. Itaque etsi à
Cæsare absolutus fuit, tamen suis ipsius verbis proprium crimen abunde
quasi in tabulâ propositum divulgavit. DION. _L. 43._

[l] See at least a hundred and fifty Places in his late Works.

[m] In quo deformitas corporis cum turpitudine cerrabat ingenii; adco ut
animus eius dignissimo domicilio inclusus videretur. VEL. PAT. _L. 2. B.
69._

[n] See the Dunciad.




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1948-1949

15. John Oldmixon, _Reflections on Dr. Swift's Letter to Harley_
(1712), and Arthur Mainwaring, _The British Academy_ (1712).

16. Henry Nevil Payne, _The Fatal Jealousie_ (1673).

17. Nicholas Rowe, _Some Account of the Life of Mr. William
Shakespear_ (1709).

18. Anonymous, "Of Genius," in _The Occasional Paper_, Vol. III, No.
10 (1719), and Aaron Hill, Preface to _The Creation_ (1720).


1949-1950

19. Susanna Centlivre, _The Busie Body_ (1709).

20. Lewis Theobald, _Preface to the Works of Shakespeare_ (1734).

22. Samuel Johnson, _The Vanity of Human Wishes_ (1749), and two
_Rambler_ papers (1750).

23. John Dryden, _His Majesties Declaration Defended_ (1681).


1950-1951

26. Charles Macklin, _The Man of the World_ (1792).


1951-1952

31. Thomas Gray, _An Elegy Wrote in a Country Churchyard_ (1751), and _The
Eton College Manuscript_.


1952-1953

41. Bernard Mandeville, _A Letter to Dion_ (1732).


1958-1959

77-78. David Hartley, _Various Conjectures on the Perception, Motion, and
Generation of Ideas_ (1746).


1959-1960

79. William Herbert, Third Earl of Pembroke, _Poems_ (1660).

81. Two Burlesques of Lord Chesterfield's Letters: _The Graces_ (1774),
and _The Fine Gentleman's Etiquette_ (1776).


1960-1961

85-86. _Essays on the Theatre from Eighteenth-Century Periodicals._


1961-1962

93. John Norris, _Cursory Reflections Upon a Book Call'd, An Essay
Concerning Human Understanding_ (1690).

94. An. Collins, _Divine Songs and Meditacions_ (1653).

96. _Ballads and Songs Loyal to the Hanoverian Succession_
(1703-1761).


1962-1963

97. Myles Davies, [Selections from] _Athenae Britannicae_ (1716-1719).

98. _Select Hymns Taken Out of Mr. Herbert's Temple_ (1697).

99. Thomas Augustine Arne, _Artaxerxes_ (1761).

100. Simon Patrick, _A Brief Account of the New Sect of Latitude-Men_
(1662).

101-102. Richard Hurd, _Letters on Chivalry and Romance_ (1762).


1963-1964

103. Samuel Richardson, _Clarissa_: Preface, Hints of Prefaces, and
Postscript.

104. Thomas D'Urfey, _Wonders in the Sun; or, The Kingdom of the
Birds_ (1706).

105. Bernard Mandeville, _An Enquiry into the Causes of the Frequent
Executions at Tyburn_ (1725).

106. Daniel Defoe, _A Brief History of the Poor Palatine Refugees_ (1709).

107-108. John Oldmixon, _An Essay on Criticism_ (1728).


1964-1965

109. Sir William Temple, _An Essay Upon the Original and Nature of
Government_ (1680).

110. John Tutchin, _Selected Poems_ (1685-1700).

111. Anonymous, _Political Justice_ (1736).

112. Robert Dodsley, _An Essay on Fable_ (1764).

113. T. R., _An Essay Concerning Critical and Curious Learning_ (1698).

114. _Two Poems Against Pope_: Leonard Welsted, _One Epistle to Mr. A.
Pope_ (1730), and Anonymous, _The Blatant Beast_ (1740).


1965-1966

115. Daniel Defoe and others, _Accounts of the Apparition of Mrs. Veal_.

116. Charles Macklin, _The Covent Garden Theatre_ (1752).

117. Sir Roger L'Estrange, _Citt and Bumpkin_ (1680).

118. Henry More, _Enthusiasmus Triumphatus_ (1662).

119. Thomas Traherne, _Meditations on the Six Days of the Creation_
(1717).

120. Bernard Mandeville, _Aesop Dress'd or a Collection of Fables_ (1704).




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