item: #1 of 14 id: 1090 author: Swift, Jonathan title: The Bickerstaff-Partridge Papers date: None words: 13277 flesch: 62 summary: by Isaac Bickerstaff, Esq;--Amongst the many arrogant assertions laid down by that lying spirit of divination, he was pleas'd to pitch on the Cardinal de Noailles and myself, among many other eminent and illustrious persons, that were to die within the compass of the ensuing year; and peremptorily fixes the month, day, and hour of our deaths: This, I think, is sporting with great men, and publick spirits, to the scandal of religion, and reproach of power; and if sovereign princes and astrologers must make diversion for the vulgar---- why then farewel, say I, to all governments, ecclesiastical and civil. Now I doubt not but this villainous 'squire has the impudence to assert, that these are entirely strangers to him; he, good man, knows nothing of the matter, and honest Isaac Bickerstaff, I warrant you, is more a man of honour, than to be an accomplice with a pack of rascals, that walk the streets on nights, and disturb good people in their beds; but he is out, if he thinks the whole world is blind; for there is one John Partridge can smell a knave as far as Grubstreet,--tho' he lies in the most exalted garret, and writes himself 'Squire:-- keywords: almanack; astrology; bickerstaff; day; death; good; king; man; men; month; partridge; person; predictions; present; reader; stars; time; women; world; year cache: 1090.txt plain text: 1090.txt item: #2 of 14 id: 12803 author: Peacock, Thomas Love title: Headlong Hall date: None words: 29494 flesch: 65 summary: The next arrival was that of Mr Cranium, and his lovely daughter Miss Cephalis Cranium, who flew to the arms of her dear friend Caprioletta, with all that warmth of friendship which young ladies usually assume towards each other in the presence of young gentlemen.[3.2] Miss Cephalis blushed like a carnation at the sight of Mr Escot, and Mr Escot glowed like a corn-poppy at the sight of Miss Cephalis. Mr Cranium had laid aside much of the terror of his frown; the short craniological conversation, which had passed between him and Mr Escot, had softened his heart in his favour; and the copious libations of Burgundy in which he had indulged had smoothed his brow into unusual serenity. keywords: cephalis; chapter; course; doctor; fire; gaster; good; hall; headlong; headlong ap; human; laurel; life; love; man; men; mind; miss; mr chromatic; mr cranium; mr escot; mr foster; mr gall; mr jenkison; mr mac; mr milestone; mr nightshade; mr panscope; nature; paragraph; patrick; point; question; reverend; round; sir; skull; squire; state; system; things; thought cache: 12803.txt plain text: 12803.txt item: #3 of 14 id: 16126 author: None title: English Satires date: None words: 92768 flesch: 75 summary: And that is done, as he saw great men do. Thus, or in any better way they please, With these great men, or with great men like these, Let them their appetite for laughter feed; I on my Journey all alone proceed. keywords: age; art; author; bossuet; cause; character; church; come; country; court; day; days; dead; death; devil; doubt; dryden; england; english; eyes; face; fair; fame; fontanges; footnote; form; friend; genius; george; god; good; great; half; hand; head; heart; hope; horace; house; human; ill; john; kind; king; know; lady; law; left; lies; life; literature; long; lord; love; majesty; man; matter; men; mind; money; mrs; nation; nature; ne'er; new; o'er; people; person; place; poem; poet; poor; pope; power; praise; present; pride; prince; public; read; religion; rest; right; round; satire; saw; second; sense; set; sir; state; style; subjects; swift; tell; thee; things; think; thou; thought; thy; time; tis; truth; vain; verse; virtue; war; way; wel; wife; wit; words; work; world; write; years; young cache: 16126.txt plain text: 16126.txt item: #4 of 14 id: 20001 author: Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy) title: The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous. Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life date: None words: 218919 flesch: 60 summary: him as effectually as on the other evening, when Echo and myself were snugly enjoying a _tête-a-tête_ with Maria B----and little Agnes S----{31}; we accidentally caught a glimpse of _old Morality_ cautiously toddling after the pious Mrs. A--ms, _vide-licet_ of arts,{32} a lady who has been regularly matriculated at this university, and taken up her degrees some years since. A Frenchman who came down to bathe with his wife and sister insisted upon using the same machine with the ladies; the bathing-women remonstrated, but _monsieur_ retorted very fairly thus--_Mon dieu I vat is dat vat you tell me about décence. keywords: account; age; alderman; amusement; appearance; author; ball; bath; bernard; black; blackmantle; blue; board; bob; book; boy; boys; brother; bull; business; captain; care; castle; character; cheltenham; church; city; club; coach; college; colonel; common; company; countenance; country; course; court; crony; cut; day; days; delight; delightful; dinner; door; doubt; duke; earl; eccentric; echo; effect; eglantine; english; esq; eton; evening; eye; eyes; face; fair; fame; family; fancy; fashion; fashionable; father; favourite; fellow; female; find; fine; following; form; fortune; fresh; friend; gay; general; gentleman; george; glass; good; grand; great; green; group; half; hall; hand; head; heart; home; honour; honourable; hope; horace; horatio; host; hour; house; humour; illustration; jack; john; joke; kind; king; knowledge; ladies; lady; land; late; left; life; like; little; london; long; looking; lord; love; making; man; manners; mark; market; master; means; meet; men; merry; mind; miss; moment; money; morning; mrs; nature; new; night; note; notice; number; o'er; order; oxford; park; party; pass; pay; person; place; play; pleasure; poet; point; poor; portraits; present; principal; public; return; road; room; round; royal; run; scene; scholars; school; sea; set; sir; sketches; society; son; spirit; sporting; spot; spy; state; stock; street; style; subject; table; taste; thing; thought; thy; time; tis; tom; town; transit; truth; turn; university; variety; view; visit; water; way; white; wife; wine; wit; work; world; worthy; years; young cache: 20001.txt plain text: 20001.txt item: #5 of 14 id: 26481 author: Ditchfield, P. H. (Peter Hampson) title: The Romance of Mathematics Being the Original Researches of a Lady Professor of Girtham College in Polemical Science, with some Account of the Social Properties of a Conic; Equations to Brain Waves; Social Forces; and the Laws of Political Motion. date: None words: 22386 flesch: 60 summary: The existence of social forces is supported by the testimony of Dr. Tyndall, who plainly recognises their power, though he does not attempt to expound their origin. 'Thoughtful minds are driven to seek, in the interaction of social forces, the genesis and development of man's moral nature. keywords: axis; cohesion; country; course; curve; energy; force; form; girtham; government; individual; laws; life; motion; nation; nature; people; polemical; power; professor; science; state; system; work; world cache: 26481.txt plain text: 26481.txt item: #6 of 14 id: 28105 author: Carey, Henry title: A Learned Dissertation on Dumpling (1726) [and] Pudding and Dumpling Burnt to Pot. Or a Compleat Key to the Dissertation on Dumpling (1727) date: None words: 15685 flesch: 78 summary: John_ Pudding, by whom is meant **** _you know who_, came in Favour; it is true, the Name is odd, and seems to carry an Air of Ridicule with it, but the Character given him by this allegorical Writer, is that of an able Statesman, and an honest Man. A Learned Dissertation on Dumpling_ and its _Key_ (_Pudding and Dumpling Burnt to Pot_) are typical satiric pamphlets which grew out of the political in-fighting of the first half of the eighteenth century. keywords: angeles; author; california; carey; court; dissertation; dumpling; eaters; good; gridiron; introduction; john; key; king; library; london; los; man; namby; page; poems; pudding; sir; street; time; university; wood cache: 28105.txt plain text: 28105.txt item: #7 of 14 id: 29189 author: Anonymous title: A Letter From a Clergyman to his Friend, with an Account of the Travels of Captain Lemuel Gulliver date: None words: 10672 flesch: 61 summary: He detects envy in what he believes is the incendiary narrator of the _Travels_, and insists that by siding with the enemies of the nation, meaning France, Swift was endeavouring to ruin the _British_ Constitution, set aside the _Hanover_ Succession, and bring in a [tyrannical] Popish Pretender, and, of course, destroy our Church Establishment (pp. 14, 8-9). (Anonymous) (1726) _Introduction by_ MARTIN KALLICH PUBLICATION NUMBER 143 WILLIAM ANDREWS CLARK MEMORIAL LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, LOS ANGELES 1970 GENERAL EDITORS William E. Conway, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_ George Robert Guffey, _University of California, Los Angeles_ Maximillian E. Novak, _University of California, Los Angeles_ ASSOCIATE EDITOR David S. Rodes, _University of California, Los Angeles_ ADVISORY EDITORS Richard C. Boys, _University of Michigan_ James L. Clifford, _Columbia University_ Ralph Cohen, _University of Virginia_ Vinton A. Dearing, _University of California, Los Angeles_ Arthur Friedman, _University of Chicago_ Louis A. Landa, _Princeton University_ Earl Miner, _University of California, Los Angeles_ Samuel H. Monk, _University of Minnesota_ Everett T. Moore, _University of California, Los Angeles_ Lawrence Clark Powell, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_ James Sutherland, _University College, London_ H. T. Swedenberg, Jr., _University of California, Los Angeles_ Robert Vosper, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_ CORRESPONDING SECRETARY Edna C. Davis, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_ EDITORIAL ASSISTANT Roberta Medford, _William Andrews Clark Memorial Library_ INTRODUCTION keywords: angeles; author; california; character; church; doctor; good; great; gulliver; introduction; john; letter; los; man; satire; sir; swift; travels; university; william cache: 29189.txt plain text: 29189.txt item: #8 of 14 id: 31155 author: Anonymous title: The Academy Keeper Or Variety of useful Directions Concerning the Management of an Academy, The Terms, Diet, Lodging, Recreation, Discipline, and Instruction of Young Gentlemen. With the Proper Methods of addressing Parents and Guardians of all Ranks and Conditions date: None words: 4634 flesch: 78 summary: When advertising for boys does not answer, advertisements for servants may probably succeed. If your number of boys or their allowances deserve not a fruit-woman's attendance, your wife may properly enough engage in the office; it will prevent the boys from being cheated, and be a proof of her humility. keywords: academy; boys; chap; children; parents; sect; ushers cache: 31155.txt plain text: 31155.txt item: #9 of 14 id: 3688 author: Saki title: The Chronicles of Clovis date: None words: 53695 flesch: 71 summary: For his own fate he felt no immediate anxiety; three pounds goes but little way in the world when there is nothing behind it, but to a man who has counted his exchequer in pennies it seems a good starting-point. In both of them Clovis exercises, needlessly, his titular right of entry, but he can be removed without damage, leaving Saki at his best and most characteristic, save that he shows here, in addition to his own shining qualities, a compactness and a finish which he did not always achieve. keywords: afternoon; aunt; baroness; belturbet; bertie; boy; child; clovis; conradin; course; crefton; day; days; door; evening; eyes; fact; farm; garden; good; groby; home; house; huddle; king; lady; life; look; man; matter; mind; miss; moment; money; morning; mother; mrs; night; packletide; party; people; place; room; rose; round; sort; stoner; story; table; tea; thing; thought; tiger; time; tobermory; vespaluus; voice; way; woman; world; years cache: 3688.txt plain text: 3688.txt item: #10 of 14 id: 4039 author: Jonson, Ben title: Volpone; Or, The Fox date: None words: 50076 flesch: 86 summary: Ben Jonson came of the stock that was centuries after to give to the world Thomas Carlyle; for Jonson's grandfather was of Annandale, over the Solway, whence he migrated to England. Francis Meres--well known for his Comparative Discourse of our English Poets with the Greek, Latin, and Italian Poets, printed in 1598, and for his mention therein of a dozen plays of Shakespeare by title--accords to Ben Jonson a place as one of our best in tragedy, a matter of some surprise, as no known tragedy of Jonson from so early a date has come down to us. keywords: art; avoc; ben; bon; care; cel; coin; come; comedy; corb; corbaccio; corv; corvino; court; day; exeunt; exit; eyes; face; faith; father; fellow; fool; forth; gifford; gold; good; grave; hand; hath; head; heir; house; humour; jonson; kind; know; lady; lady p; life; look; love; man; mark; master; men; mos; mosca; nano; nay; patron; place; play; poet; scene; set; shakespeare; signior; sir; sir p; state; term; thee; thing; thou; thought; thy; time; tis; use; volp; volpone; volt; voltore; wife; woman cache: 4039.txt plain text: 4039.txt item: #11 of 14 id: 41290 author: None title: Arbuthnotiana: The Story of the St. Alb-ns Ghost (1712) A Catalogue of Dr. Arbuthnot's Library (1779) date: None words: 14965 flesch: 66 summary: Such is the following Story of Mother _Haggy_ of St. _Alb----ns_, in the Reign of King _ [12] Dr. Moore, however, seems to include the _Story_ in his condemnation of all the Pseudo-Wagstaffe pieces except the _Comment upon ... keywords: arbuthnot; avaro; boards; books; catalogue; cuts; des; dictionary; edition; english; estate; fig; ghost; haggite; histoire; history; john; lat; library; life; london; man; mother; new; opera; par; poems; second; swift; time; university; wagstaffe; william; works cache: 41290.txt plain text: 41290.txt item: #12 of 14 id: 41532 author: Stephen, Leslie title: Swift date: None words: 65111 flesch: 70 summary: Though for one reason or other Swift was at open war with a good many of the higher classes, his court was not without distinguished favourites. In his autobiographical fragment he says that he had a scruple of entering into the church merely for support, and Sir William, then being Master of the Rolls in Ireland,[6] offered him an employ of about 120_l._ a year in that office; whereupon Mr. Swift told him that since he had now an opportunity of living without being driven into the church for a maintenance, he was resolved to go to Ireland and take holy orders. keywords: case; characteristic; church; country; day; days; dean; death; delany; dublin; england; english; fact; family; friend; good; gulliver; harley; history; house; ireland; irish; john; kind; king; letter; life; lord; love; man; men; mind; ministry; mrs; nature; oxford; party; people; period; poor; pope; power; queen; sense; sheridan; sir; state; stella; swift; temple; thought; time; truth; vanessa; war; way; whigs; william; work; world; write; years cache: 41532.txt plain text: 41532.txt item: #13 of 14 id: 44891 author: Rochester, John Wilmot, Earl of, title: The Works of the Right Honourable John, Earl of Rochester Consisting of Satires, Songs, Translations, and other Occasional Poems date: None words: 12342 flesch: 90 summary: Love_ bid me hope, and I obey'd; _Phillis_ continu'd still unkind: Italic text has been marked with _underscores_. keywords: good; heart; iii; kind; life; love; man; men; nature; self; sense; shou'd; song; thee; tho; thou; thy; tis; wit cache: 44891.txt plain text: 44891.txt item: #14 of 14 id: 623 author: Swift, Jonathan title: The Battle of the Books, and other Short Pieces date: None words: 40787 flesch: 66 summary: Of such mighty importance every man is to himself, and ready to think he is so to others, without once making this easy and obvious reflection, that his affairs can have no more weight with other men than theirs have with him; and how little that is he is sensible enough. Old men view best at a distance with the eyes of their understanding as well as with those of nature. keywords: age; ancients; art; books; christianity; conversation; day; death; eyes; face; friends; goddess; good; half; hath; head; heart; honour; human; life; love; man; men; mind; modern; month; nature; people; person; place; present; reason; religion; rest; state; stella; swift; things; thought; time; use; vanessa; wit; world; year cache: 623.txt plain text: 623.txt